💥 Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

House-wife affair story arc is a go
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Cuckson the ever dutiful cuck taking pictures of his wife with another man, he posts loads of these but I've never seen Daniel post a reciprocal,. It's clear who the alpha is and cuckson likes it.

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”I prefer you now because you’re happier”
Haha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh Becky, no one believes your dumb made-up stories, especially when they include shit like that or people willing to fuck you (other than like Jake Alley).

Also, I wonder what her rabbi would think about her “fuck off, real Jews, kys, pay attention to me” tweets. Sounds about as kosher as her Lobster Pork sandwiches.

Edit: had to delete like half of my last post that somehow attached itself to the beginning of this one. Bit weird.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

”I prefer you now because you’re happier”
Haha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh Becky, no one believes your dumb made-up stories, especially when they include shit like that or people willing to fuck you (other than like Jake Alley).

This reads much like a previous post I made where Becky was either heavily modifying or just fully making up a conversation another person had with her, because the way they spoke was just so outlandish and unlike how normal people talk it only could have happened in her head. (like, something a little girl would make her dollies talk about at a make-believe tea party)


SPEAKING OF MADE-UP SHIT. Becky is now claiming that, thanks to her suddenly and miraculously finding her birth mother's family history, she actually IS a true and honest latinx and not just an adoptee and the haters can now shove it!

Oh and also a family member was an American revolutionary?

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Just so you all know, I am now the descendant of the High Kings of Ireland, based on Becky's logic. You may kneel when ready.

 

[docuseal]

I just want her to be angry and upset, it's funny when she is because it's the only honest part of her.

best option: her ex is only being polite and has no interest in her, she continues to take his compliments as flirting, then has a meltdown when they meet up and he really does only want to go to Disneyland.

 

[AnOminous]

Knowing Becky she'd probably pack a picnic lunch of ham sandwiches to eat at the concentration camp memorial.

It would be funny if she did that and got arrested for a hate crime.

 

[lecher]

Bex pays a lot of lip-service to the notion of fluid self-identification but in essence she's a Blut und Boden type.



 

[Water-T]

SPEAKING OF MADE-UP SHIT. Becky is now claiming that, thanks to her suddenly and miraculously finding her birth mother's family history, she actually IS a true and honest latinx and not just an adoptee and the haters can now shove it!

I have to give Becky credit. I was thinking she was going to claim that her bio mom was more Jewish than Barbra Streisand, Golda Meir, and Mandy Patinkin combined, but she came out of left field with this "Muh mom is Latinx!" curveball. I don't believe a fucking word of it, but it's still a curveball.

Of course, we all know Basic Bitch Becky lurks here, so most likely she read my post and is being contradictory like the obstinate angry she-gnome that she is.

Really hoping that Becky ramps up the Latina cosplay to compensate for the fact that most of the Jews on Twitter aren't falling for her Jew LARPing. Speaking as a half Latino who grew up in a heavy Hispanic culture, I can safely say that a whitebread bitch like Becky trying to horn in on Latino Twitter will go down as well as a hot tar and broken glass cocktail.

The smackdowns she got from Jewish Twitter are going to look like mild compared the ass-reaming Becky's going to get when she starts rolling up with some "Yo, ese, what's up?" stupidity.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

What kind of self obsessed weirdo tells COWORKERS about a miscarriage?? That's shit for your partner, your parents and maybe a close friend to know. Becky is the epitome of overshairng culture.

Assuming Bex was ever pregnant (and that's a huge assumption), it would be one thing if a coworker that knew asked how it was going and was told about a miscarriage. It's another thing to tell everyone; this is something Bex likely does because:

• She loves to powerlevel the heck out of her private life, and
• She needs others to buy into her perpetual victim narrative that needs constant affirmation and asspats.

QQing about your fucking miscarriage is awkward because it's losing a pregnancy. That's a life-changing event potentially (when it actually happens and you're not lying about it lol) and people have trouble expressing appropriate sympathy about something like that. In fucking chat even more so

Contrary to what Bex may think, it's not the time to seek asspats because people don't always know what to say to someone grieving a loss that won't sound insincere or offensive. Many prefer to say nothing and silently offer kind thoughts instead of saying something that might be taken the wrong way -- especially with someone such as Bex who tries to twist anything others say into personal attacks against her. Unfortunately, Bex is so self-centered that she would equate their silence as not caring about her plights when that might not necessarily be the case. Worse, Bex behaves so awfully, I'd imagine any coworker of hers would prefer to interact with her as little as possible.

She's just pissed because in an office people have their own bullshit to handle and thus have a built-in excuse (read: good reason) to ignore her ass and go about their business.

Most everyone deals with some degree of drama -- whether personal or job-related -- in their lives. Most, however, know it's a bad idea to air their drama at the office. It wouldn't be surprising if Bex was the type to constantly share her drama to coworkers to the point they eventually tuned her out to preserve their own productivity, morale, and sanity.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Note "Spanish" not anything from Latin America. So Becky's ancestors were conquistadors and confederates, since she says "every war," omits any note that they fought on the "right side of history" in the American Civil War, and there were more Spanish people in the southern half of the US anyway.

I totally buy Serbian and Albanian for her overall background. That is what I would have guessed as an ethnic origin for her. Some deadness in the eyes that only comes from centuries of black bread.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

This reads much like a previous post I made where Becky was either heavily modifying or just fully making up a conversation another person had with her, because the way they spoke was just so outlandish and unlike how normal people talk it only could have happened in her head. (like, something a little girl would make her dollies talk about at a make-believe tea party)


SPEAKING OF MADE-UP SHIT. Becky is now claiming that, thanks to her suddenly and miraculously finding her birth mother's family history, she actually IS a true and honest latinx and not just an adoptee and the haters can now shove it!

Oh and also a family member was an American revolutionary?

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Just so you all know, I am now the descendant of the High Kings of Ireland, based on Becky's logic. You may kneel when ready.

Oh look who is making up bullshit on the spot again, none other than the great Becky herself!
Also I have to wonder what those guys who served in war are thinking in their afterlife when they notice the fat couch potato using their names as bragging rights. Maybe they'll send some curses resulting in more miscarriages?

Speaking of more shit she made up, who the fucks mocks someone for their eye color? Unless they're like glaring yellow or some weird magenta, nobody will notice.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh look who is making up bullshit on the spot again, none other than the great Becky herself!
Also I have to wonder what those guys who served in war are thinking in their afterlife when they notice the fat couch potato using their names as bragging rights. Maybe they'll send some curses resulting in more miscarriages?

Speaking of more shit she made up, who the fucks mocks someone for their eye color? Unless they're like glaring yellow or some weird magenta, nobody will notice.

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When people say Basic Becky has crazy eyes they aren't talking about their color.

 

[Kosher Salt]

It would be funny if she did that and got arrested for a hate crime.

It'd be funnier (and more likely) if a German tourist walked by and passed gas while they were eating.

 

[Pargon]

Wow, she managed to track down her biological mom amidst her busy schedule of caring for two men, a dog and their shared home. And without so much as stepping one foot out the door. I'm absolutely sure this isn't the latest chapter of How Becky Is Unassailable In Her Life Choices. Keep shoring up those bunkers, Bex!

And speaking of war, she's descended from patriots! This couldn't possibly come up later to be worked into a muddled narrative of "my brownskinned ancestors fought and died for America to turn into a fascist state " when Trump is re-elected, or just the next time someone someone to the right of Stalin makes BuzzFeed headlines.

Since you read here, Bex, here's a piece of advice: take your compulsion toward incredible flights of fancy and bend it toward something useful. Write some children's books. I'm sure they'll be hilarious.

Go ahead, you can say I DMed you.

 

[Umaibae]

Every time this clown talks about her family in Cuba, I have to resist all urges to MOTI all over this thread.

Becky, your parents suffered enough having to raise you. If they're like the majority of Cuban immigrants, they don't want to suffer hearing you dig up painful memories of the home they left behind. Just shut the fuck up, you Gringa-ass Grinch.

 

[Tanner Glass]

House-wife affair story arc is a go
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Cuckson the ever dutiful cuck taking pictures of his wife with another man, he posts loads of these but I've never seen Daniel post a reciprocal,. It's clear who the alpha is and cuckson likes it.

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I enjoy that in Rebecca's fantasy ("my ex likes that I'm fat and wants to take me to disneyland!") she still has to be the one to reach out to the exes - they aren't reaching out to her, lol.

I also enjoy "I'm asexual, unless you check my twitter/asking punningpundit".

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Every time this clown talks about her family in Cuba, I have to resist all urges to MOTI all over this thread.

Becky, your parents suffered enough having to raise you. If they're like the majority of Cuban immigrants, they don't want to suffer hearing you dig up painful memories of the home they left behind. Just shut the fuck up, you Gringa-ass Grinch.

She makes out like it was her parents that left Cuba on their own through extreme duress, and she's a 'first generation immigrant'. But she's let slip that Papi came to the US before he started elemetary school. Given Papi is somewhere in his 70s and his dad's a doctor I get the impression they just moved to the US for better opportunities, like most immigrants. Like most IDPol people she's had to slap on some heart wringing oppression narrative on top.

Also which Republican politician was it that kept making hay about what an oppressed Cuban he was, and how his dad fled the evil communists with nothing but the shirt on his back. Then when the press looked into it it turned out his dad left under Batista and just emigrated to the US in the usual way.
Given Papi is in his 70s I have a feeling the same is true for him and his family.

 

[AnOminous]

Every time this clown talks about her family in Cuba, I have to resist all urges to MOTI all over this thread.

Becky, your parents suffered enough having to raise you. If they're like the majority of Cuban immigrants, they don't want to suffer hearing you dig up painful memories of the home they left behind. Just shut the fuck up, you Gringa-ass Grinch.

Or talk the fucking dumb commie bullshit they escaped from Cuba to get away from, now their whore of an adopted daughter spews it in their face, along with degenerate troon shit.

Also which Republican politician was it that kept making hay about what an oppressed Cuban he was, and how his dad fled the evil communists with nothing but the shirt on his back. Then when the press looked into it it turned out his dad left under Batista and just emigrated to the US in the usual way.

Ted Cruz, who was born in Canada. His dad came here on a student visa and claimed political asylum when it expired.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Okay, which one of you called in the TOTES REAL SUPER DOXXING KIWI DEATH SQUAD?



I have no idea where in her fat ass she's pulling this one.

 

[Jubileus]

Nobody did, she's in full Performative Mania mode. Becky knows her audience well enough to know that there's no need to make a verifiable claim since none of them will come check anyway, they'll just thoughts-and-prayers asspat her on faith. She's building up for the usual suicide baiting and account lock/temp deletion of the Basic Becky Cycle. Then she'll return and we'll get a new album of her gobbling down treyf at Disneyland and whatever new expensive tchotchke purchase comes with that before she again goes off on how utterly destitute she is, especially since those evil gamerkiwis drove her out of all industries forever. Rinse and Repeat.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Okay, which one of you called in the TOTES REAL SUPER DOXXING KIWI DEATH SQUAD?

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I have no idea where in her fat ass she's pulling this one.

Google is a company with more money than God. I don’t know why she thinks guilt tripping is going to work here, they aren’t the cucks.

Of course, if she’s that worried about stalkers, she could try not posting all the most intimate details of her life on Twitter.

 

[kaien]

Ted Cruz, who was born in Canada. His dad came here on a student visa and claimed political asylum when it expired.

In fact, this one is a trick question. Both Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio have tried at various points to front like their parents fled the Castro takeover when in fact they left during the Batista years.