💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MemeGrey]

Ya'll niggers sleeping on Cannellini beans

 

[Zodiac]

I hate to break it to you guys, but the Kidney Bean is the superior bean.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Do actual Kidneys taste like beans? Asking for a friend.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

This thread stinks.

 

[Opiophile]

This is by far the best bean scene in a film imo.

 

[AnOminous]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot

Beans beans the magical tart
The more you eat the more you fart
The more you fart the worse you smell
So take your beans and go to Hell.

 

[Slimy Time]

Wait, why is this thread in food? Thought it was always in multimedia, or is this another cross thread

 

[YourMistaken]

Wait, why is this thread in food? Thought it was always in multimedia, or is this another cross thread

Null's throwing a fit

 

[Slimy Time]

Null's throwing a fit

Did Dick's tips for scoring a chick not work for Null when he tried it with Chantal?

 

[Sped Xing]

The Dick show has never once featured a recipe for beans.

Come on here and post your frijoles refritos, pinche maricón!

 

[Arcturus]

This is my favorite bean recipe. I like to add a little sazon to mine for extra flavor.

Cuban Black Beans and Rice - Frijoles Negros

Frijoles Negros. In Cuba, you'd NEVER see a meal served without black beans and rice! Three Guys. Hundreds of recipes. On the web since 1996.

icuban.com

 

[Top Skink]

Did Dick's tips for scoring a chick not work for Null when he tried it with Chantal?

no, our dear erverlord is in charge of the Internet Dick Force (IDF for short) and when the people screaming that dick is a lolcow started posting their assholes and spiraling further and further from discussion, he kicked a bunch of them- well, the one guy making a million accounts- and to prove how off topic this thread has become, (rage?)banned it over to food.
idk though, starting page five or so things took a really shady turn.

 

[AnOminous]

If you add a teaspoon of baking soda to the soaking water, bring it briefly to a boil and then let it soak overnight, it eliminates bean farts.

But who would want to do that?

 

[RussianParasite]

When making falafel always use dry garbanzo beans and not that canned shit. The latter will cause your falafel to fall apart, better to just make hummus with it.

Let them soak at least 24 hours before hand. Don't over process them either, the mix should be nice and coarse before baking/frying.

 

[OwO What's This?]

Bean flavor. Are you some Communist?

so what you're saying is you enjoy all flavors of beans... even soy.

 

[Tookie]

Petition to rename thread "Bean Masterson's The Bean Show"

 

[AnOminous]

so what you're saying is you enjoy all flavors of beans... even soy.

There is literally nothing wrong with edamame.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Wait, why is this thread in food? Thought it was always in multimedia, or is this another cross thread

Because we're gay as fuck and love to eat dick.

 

[KateHikes14]

Because we're gay as fuck and love to eat dick.

We want Dick, we NEED Dick.

 

[polonium]

Wait, why is this thread in food? Thought it was always in multimedia, or is this another cross thread

Because if you close the thread, then everyone knows you got your jimmies rustled when people started making fun of your internet friend, but if you move it out of the way and let it get shitposted to death, you can pretend that people just weren't interested.