💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Quixotic Man]

Just got sniped on a few things I was going to post, but Bob is in rare form today. People with Harvard degrees are fucking brainlets compared to his enormous physical and mental prowess.

Had to archive this one because I think it is a prime candidate for Bob to delete later when he realizes how retarded it makes him look.
Bob the Harvard Bully

On again about the ghouls.

Also Bob is completely unaware of what is considered good beef. High quality beef comes from all over, but noted Red States Texas and Kansas are both known for the quantity and quality of their beef.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Just got sniped on a few things I was going to post, but Bob is in rare form today. People with Harvard degrees are fucking brainlets compared to his enormous physical and mental prowess.

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The contrast being that Robert is a poor inbred brainlet in the body of a giant toddler.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Now that you mention it, what is Bob's opinion on the various woke walking simulators like Gone Home and Firewatch? Has he ever said anything about Spec Ops: The Line? He likes to paint himself as an intellectual, but I don't remember him talking about those kinds of games.

Bet you 5$, he would say how Spec Ops is just another dumb dude-bro shootah, where racist alt-right Nazis can live their fantasies of killing the abused good brown people.

Doubtful he'll weigh in on any of these because Robert doesn't play any modern games that don't have Mario in them. He probably does vaguely consider Spec Ops as a brown people shooting simulator, like many woke people who haven't actually played it, but there's no reason for him to give a direct opinion on it unless specifically asked. Safer to make broad, severely outdated statements about the FPS genre in general.

Jesus this is a new level of cringe.
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Funny you should say that Brainbob. The Communist Party of Kampuchea (ie the Khmer Rouge leadership) were among some of the most educated minds of southeast Asia, with many of them having doctorates from the University of Paris and the University of Phnom Penh. And then there were the various Nazi leaders who had genius level IQ, and although Brainbob doesn't consider that a true measure of intelligence, many of them also graduated top tier universities with honors.

Of course this is where he pulls some bullshit about how these men's intelligence was all fake and "purchased" despite their formidable achievements in politics, organization, and at least in the Nazi's case, inventions, because he can't admit to the simple facts that intelligence doesn't equal morality and that highly intelligent people can still make horrible mistakes.

 

[Rei is shit]

He is going all out with his midwest hatred today. I wonder what is up his ass now




Robert has no idea where wheat is grown despite his moon wheat dream


The midwest only produces INFERIOR meat that Robert might stoop down to consuming every now and then


Hes has a tranny defender who also thinks california produces all the food superior urban big-brained americans eat

Bask on the horror here

Spoiler

YIKES!!!! Yaniv better watch out

White people are bad


WHO ARE YOU?


He can't who are you Colin (we getting a crossover everyday now )


EDIT: I forgot the best one. You can't dislike the blob because bad people hate him.

 

[Boston Brand]

Frankly, as much stupid shit as he posts on Twitter, I'm kind of shocked nobody has reported any of it to Patreon, given that's his one source of income. Can't imagine he makes much off the shambling husk of The Escapist.

He loses that Patreon, he'll be back in mommy's basement in a month. Just sayin'.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Frankly, as much stupid shit as he posts on Twitter, I'm kind of shocked nobody has reported any of it to Patreon, given that's his one source of income. Can't imagine he makes much off the shambling husk of The Escapist.

He loses that Patreon, he'll be back in mommy's basement in a month. Just sayin'.

I think some people do try that. It's just the amount is small enough, Patreon can just ignore it or hand wave it away as not enough of an issue

 

[Boston Brand]

I think some people do try that. It's just the amount is small enough, Patreon can just ignore it or hand wave it away as not enough of an issue

Again, which given how many people on all sides he's pissed off at this point, I wonder why there hasn't been a more concerted effort. Patreon usually has a hair trigger on that, especially for the big money names... and for whatever reason, there are folks shelling out $3.5k a month to have him tweet all day and review children's movies.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

People say Bob’s been mentally stuck since high school, but I say he’s been stuck since 2016.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

People say Bob’s been mentally stuck since high school, but I say he’s been stuck since 2016.
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What's really disturbing is that he has 60+ tards who like this nonsense.

 

[Benisbro]

Jesus this is a new level of cringe.
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Fucking christ this is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen plenty of Bob.

“The average person is a dumb bigot, but not me and my political allies who I totally don’t have a blind spot for! What we need is for exceptional people like me and a bunch youtube film/game review trannies to run the country and execute everyone else!”

Fuck Consoomiebob and his holier-than-thou, diabeetus-addled, bitter twitter virgin “mind”

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Man, I don't know what it is but the tail end of January has tended to be the time for premier sperging from Bob over the last few years.

 

[Boston Brand]

Man, I don't know what it is but the tail end of January has tended to be the time for premier sperging from Bob over the last few years.

You try spending winter in Boston.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Jesus Christ. Can this hambeast get more insufferable? If the big brained people (aka commies SJWs) got the lead on the States, I doubt that our fellow would survive. What value does he add to society? Spicy hot takes on social media that even a bot could do it?
And the ''I come from normal people tweet'' describe their fellowship very well.

why eat the rich when Moviebob has enough meat to feed a thrird world country?

 

[King Dead]

Funny you should say that Brainbob. The Communist Party of Kampuchea (ie the Khmer Rouge leadership) were among some of the most educated minds of southeast Asia, with many of them having doctorates from the University of Paris and the University of Phnom Penh. And then there were the various Nazi leaders who had genius level IQ, and although Brainbob doesn't consider that a true measure of intelligence, many of them also graduated top tier universities with honors.

Of course this is where he pulls some bullshit about how these men's intelligence was all fake and "purchased" despite their formidable achievements in politics, organization, and at least in the Nazi's case, inventions, because he can't admit to the simple facts that intelligence doesn't equal morality and that highly intelligent people can still make horrible mistakes.

His moral paradigm is that those who are highly intelligent (i.e., think like Bob) are good and pure, and those who are stupid (i.e., don't think like Bob) are evil. He's gone on and on about how "intelligence is the only virtue," and that gets him into hot water sometimes when people call him out for being ableist. He'll usually try to backtrack by claiming "I didn't mean that kind of intelligence" without actually clarifying what he means. I do think his belief basically boils down to "if you agree with Bob, you're smart," coupled with some general "fuck yeah science" bullshit.

But just taking him at his word that he actually does mean that smart people are automatically good, my rebuttal is that intelligence is more of a modifier on how much good or evil one can do. Generally speaking, someone who isn't very intelligent won't get very far in life, and thus the amount of people they can impact is fairly low. While they won't be able to help many people, they also won't be able to hurt many either. But someone who is intelligent will be able to use their smarts to get ahead, rise up to positions of power, and have influence on hundreds, thousands, or even millions of people. The amount of good or evil an intelligent person can do will generally be much higher for that reason.

The biggest problem that I have with Bob's mentality is that many of these intelligent people think that they know what's best for those around them, inflicting their desires on others "for their own good." As you've said, many an atrocity has been committed by those of high intellect, all because they thought they were doing the right thing. I could repost that C.S. Lewis quote again, but you get the point. Being smart in one area does not make you automatically smart in all areas, and it certainly doesn't convey moral authority.

 

[RSVP]

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"White Nationalist party"
"ANTI-racist and ANTI-nationalist party"
Ooh, very smooth sidestepping of the term "anti-white". You could almost believe he was actually anti-racist, if he didn't blow it in the very next post.

 

[Neko GF]

Blob displays his complete lack of self awareness for the 579,475th time:

Spoiler: Has literally never said anything like that

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1223320873312059398 (Archive)

Spoiler: Things that Robert has never said

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1222690215640301568 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1021873610196217857 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1213763970093518848 (Archive)
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/812409421640953857 (Archive)

Why did Robert even try to deny this? He calls Red State voters mindless sub-humans on a daily basis.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"White Nationalist party"
"ANTI-racist and ANTI-nationalist party"
Ooh, very smooth sidestepping of the term "anti-white". You could almost believe he was actually anti-racist, if he didn't blow it in the very next post.

It's also dumb because white nationalism is a particular brand of race-based nationalism which would consider large portions of the country illegitimate, but Blob treats it like the only brand of nationalism and from there conflates being anti-nationalist as a good thing. Being anti-nationalist would in essence mean not putting America and Americans first, which is in fact what Robert advocates for when he praises growing food in China over the heartland (which is a hell of a thing to do right in the middle of the Coronavirus shit, BTW). Being an anti-nationalist American political party may be a good seller with illegal immigrants and China, but it probably won't sit well with, you know, most actual Americans.

Even more exceptional because afterwards he spergs about defending America's future and the America that matters. Nothing could more ensure the damage and decline of America and Americans than open anti-nationalists getting in power and giving equal consideration to places like China in their policies, because you can sure as fuck bet that China isn't considering America with equal concern as China with their dealings. There's a reason even most communists and Democrats tend be at least a little bit nationalist once they're actually in power and it has to do with basic fucking self preservation of the country they run.

 

[Jack Awful]

People say Bob’s been mentally stuck since high school, but I say he’s been stuck since 2016.
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Imagine wanting your own country to fail because white people live there.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Blob displays his complete lack of self awareness for the 579,475th time:

Spoiler: Has literally never said anything like that

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1223320873312059398 (Archive)

Spoiler: Things that Robert has never said

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Why did Robert even try to deny this? He calls Red State voters mindless sub-humans on a daily basis.

Because Moviebob is a coward trying to save face considering how many left leaning people hate his ideas.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Blob displays his complete lack of self awareness for the 579,475th time:

It's remarkable how Bob will just flat-out lie to anyone who has a problem with the fact he feels superior to everyone who disagrees with his demented politics.
Like it's part of how he shows his disdain, he thinks you deserve to just be lied to.