🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[tantric_depressive]

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Broken dick +
broken forums code, broken back, broken marriage x 2, broken home, broken bpd gf (just adding it to the archive for my good kiwi points)

Lowtax condescendingly telling someone the adults in the room are talking is pretty hilarious to me

The same way he did with his daughter when she confronted him about his cheating too in those text message screenshots, lul

 

[Glowie]

That’s been the plan there for a few years, just not publicly.

Merge with ResetEra when?

 

[Anime is Blood]

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Lowtax: "My crazy ex wife kidnapped my child while I was ON BUSINESS PITCHING A SCRIPT for a month. Here is who I was with and what we were doing"
Everyone: "A month? You were gone a month over the holidays? Spending time with some other woman?"
Lowtax: "Uhhh I....Skyped my wife every day! Told her to work on our issues! Hold on a second the other woman who is a MARKETING SPECIALIST is on stream with me."
Everyone: "The fuck Lowtax? Why couldn't you skype your forums business contact and stay with your wife? A MONTH? And she is in your house now?!? What happened to the script?"
Lowtax: "WE WERE DIVORCING BEFORE I WENT NOW. QUIT ANALYZING AND OBSESSING OVER EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE MAKING BULLSHIT ACCUSATIONS AND LYING DRAMA."

He wants to get the internet's sympathy so the first time he tells the story his wife, the bitch, left him while he dared be away on BUSINESS. He can't even go away on BUSINESS without being attacked by her crazy bitch self. This made sense to him as an objective statement that he was in the clear and his wife was being an irrational bitch.

Then when he continues to give details that make him look bad he needs to flail around even more. No see she was VIOLENT AND ABUSIVE. Who cares this PAID BUSINESS EMPLOYEE.....i mean FREELANCE SPECIALIST is now in my house while my wife is hiding in a shelter! That gofundme is her but she is a liar!

Now he is just getting mad that he can't win and people won't forget the things he has actually said and admitted to. He wants to act like we just made up the fact that Logan was on stream with him, that he spent a month in Utah with her while claiming to simultaneously be already divorced and working on his marriage depending on how bad he wants his wife to look at the moment.

The only thing close to lies being posted about him is people repeating what his wife is saying and when he is having a rage induced meltdown at his own words because people aren't listening to them properly I'm more likely to believe her claims that he is the crazy and abusive one.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Lowtax' pill popping and boozing really interferes with his abiliy to lie to goons, I don't think he ever did it this poorly. I find it even more surprising that there are still suckers buying his lines. Well I guess not that surprsing, the 9000 have to come from somewhere. It's a long standing goon tradition to be scammed.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

The funny thing is the GFM for Ashlii at this point is purely so she can get back on her feet. Note that she's getting her legal counsel covered for this divorce thanks to a scheme *specfically designed* to deal with shitty people who lure people over to get married, and then use their immigration status to abuse them. So really that doesn't matter at this point, anyone who gave to the GFM is only really covering travel fees, money to rent somewhere eventually ect. She's got secured legal support and there's nothing he can do about it.

That and her statement was literally "I had to leave my home and go into a shelter because of an abusive relationship that I feel I need to protect my child from" - she didn't get into the nitty-gritty and go on about the dirty laundry - just the facts of the matter. Whereas Lowtax almost immediately pointed fingers and went on about how she totally hit him and she was messy and how dare she leave while he was porking some other chick.

Also at the start of all this, Lowtax mentioned he had plans to end the marriage but was peeved because Ashlii made moves while he was goofing off. It sounds like *he* was planning to end it and Ashlii would eventually be in on it when he threw her out.

I also enjoy Lowtax being genuinely surprised that having someone work "for the exposure (lol)" *might* be a bad look. Volunteer work is for non-profits, local services and charities, not for a business aiming to make profit, and anyone working freelance learns real quick that "freebie" jobs are horrid - not only because of 0 payment, but also because without any finance it means setting any ground rules on what your expected to do is nigh impossible and clients *will* take advantage of that.

I mean yeah, it's clearly a cover story, but could also mean Lowtax puts pressure on her to start doing shit to earn her keep besides riding his dick. I'm sure that will go well after a few months.

 

[GoofTroop70]

Calling it now that in a few months they're going to claim they didn't get any of the marketing stuff done because of the cold reception she's getting on the forums and it'll be anyone elses fault than their own.

 

[ChampChange]

The man really can't take a joke. This whole time he could have just ignored posts like this but he always has to have the final word.

"Logan is my marketing specialist. Logan has always been my marketing specialist. Banless is the mind too small for doubt". I wonder how many more times the story will change before this all goes critical.

Calling it now that in a few months they're going to claim they didn't get any of the marketing stuff done because of the cold reception she's getting on the forums and it'll be anyone elses fault than their own.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Marketing? What marketing? She's the community manager/troon whisperer! She's the Gaming Garbage cohost! She's the Front Page Editor! She's the live-in maid! SHE'S A CRAZY BITCH WHO RAN OFF WITH MY DRUGS DONATE TO MY PATREON!

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Richard is just banning people for the pettiest shit now. You don't even have to work at 'looks unhinged'. He banned someone for joking, 'strike while the metal's cold', which truthfully was funny! He could've worked with that, rolled with the punch, but no. He's full-on shrieking bare nerves.

It's also funny how he's pretty much become the actual thing that he was tapped to parody in Uwe Boll's 'Postal' movie.

 

[Burn Book]

He's getting 9k per month from his community (yeah, less after taxes, whatever), in addition to money from the forums, and he has the gall to say "we'll pay the marketing specialist after the money starts rolling in"The money IS rolling in. He's getting an insane amount, considering all he does is making streams of objectively terrible quality and not closing the forums. I can't believe this tone deaf comment will go over well, especially since SA is full of un- and underemployed people.

Also, Logan Day, a brand manager who starts managing the brand by listing all her mental health issues and hurt feelings to customers. This is really something.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

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So correct me if i'm wrong but this babble is truly difficult to follow. He hired a freelance marketing person to help him monetize the site better? How does that make any sense, he makes his money off Patreon right, so is she helping Lowtax market himself so people give him more money? Because its not working right now.

 

[Ningen]

Richard is just banning people for the pettiest shit now. You don't even have to work at 'looks unhinged'. He banned someone for joking, 'strike while the metal's cold', which truthfully was funny! He could've worked with that, rolled with the punch, but no. He's full-on shrieking bare nerves.

It's also funny how he's pretty much become the actual thing that he was tapped to parody in Uwe Boll's 'Postal' movie.

He really needs those 10 bucks so he can buy more premium sandwitches and more pills, and because most goons are absolutely retarded, they are willing to give 10 more bucks to him so they can get unbanned.
If we consider that Rich gets 10 bucks every time someone wants their account back that clearly shows us that Richard has a clear incentive to ban people for the pettiest shit, in my humble opinion the only reason why Rich did a banfest during the troon purge is because it was a good way to make some money and improve his optics at the same time... two birds one stone.

 

[tantric_depressive]

He's getting 9k per month from his community (yeah, less after taxes, whatever), in addition to money from the forums, and he has the gall to say "we'll pay the marketing specialist after the money starts rolling in"The money IS rolling in. He's getting an insane amount, considering all he does is making streams of objectively terribleality and not closing the forums. I can't believe this tone deaf comment will go over well, especially since SA is full of un- and underemployed people.

Also, Logan Day, a brand manager who starts managing the brand by listing all her mental health issues and hurt feelings to customers. This is really something.

Maybe there's a method to her madness, and it's to make people forget SA's recent troon cannibal holocaust, by upstaging it with rl self-owns and melodrama with double the dysfunction and insanity

 

[Ningen]

Maybe there's a method to her madness, and it's to make people forget SA's recent troon cannibal holocaust, by upstaging it with rl self-owns and melodrama with double the dysfunction and insanity

But there is no need to pay goons like her for that. They glady do it for free.

 

[Shield Breaker]

THEY DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, NOT-REAL-GOD DAMNIT! HOW OFTEN MUST THEY EXPLAIN THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP GOING ON!?

It is obvious to everyone observing this that Logan Day is a serious, professional businesswoman with many stakeholder clients and she is not used to dealing with little people!

I have never seen anyone spell basket case with a u or w before.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So correct me if i'm wrong but this babble is truly difficult to follow. He hired a freelance marketing person to help him monetize the site better? How does that make any sense, he makes his money off Patreon right, so is she helping Lowtax market himself so people give him more money? Because its not working right now.

The thot he “pitched his script” to for three week has now been hired, no actually she’s volunteering, to be Lowtax's and SA's big brained brand strategist. She’s going to network to get people to give Rich more money. You can see what a stellar job she’s been doing for Lowtax’s brand the last two months already. People are very impressed with very professional business woman and brand strategist expert Logan Day.

The thread alone encapsulates her fantastic PR skills very well. It certainly just isn't more evidence of her being a delusional, borderline personality disorder hobag in a manic phase that Lowtax is using a fucktoy. Nope, everyone can totally see she's a super serious business woman that's "working" for free and will save SA from it's death spiral.

 

[Something Awful]

1) Lowtax feels so entitled to that Patreon money. Buh buh, it keeps dropping. He literally does not understand that it's charity out of pity, he thinks he somehow deserves it for his videos (or maybe just for being a quality person). Hilarious.

2) More retarded strawmanning about how he did not literally beat his wife and child. Eat shit, Lowtax.

 

[GoofTroop70]

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1) Lowtax feels so entitled to that Patreon money. Buh buh, it keeps dropping. He literally does not understand that it's charity out of pity, he thinks he somehow deserves it for his videos (or maybe just for being a quality person). Hilarious.

2) More exceptional strawmanning about how he did not literally beat his wife and child. Eat shit, Lowtax.

Is this reading to anyone else like he's going to sue MapleWife for slander?

 

[Beavis]

Is this reading to anyone else like he's going to sue MapleWife for slander?

Lowtax will take it up the ass in family court, whine about it for a few days, then do nothing.

 

[AnOminous]

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1) Lowtax feels so entitled to that Patreon money. Buh buh, it keeps dropping. He literally does not understand that it's charity out of pity, he thinks he somehow deserves it for his videos (or maybe just for being a quality person). Hilarious.

2) More exceptional strawmanning about how he did not literally beat his wife and child. Eat shit, Lowtax.

And he's again repeating the brazen lie that people are claiming he beats his wife when that isn't the accusation and he knows it. And both sides of the FYAD thing know he's a lying sack of shit because he's lied to both their faces while shitting on them behind their backs, and getting caught every time. And now he's brought in his whore to insult everyone, as if that will help, and is amazed the Patreon continues to drop. How stupid can one man be?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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1) Lowtax feels so entitled to that Patreon money. Buh buh, it keeps dropping. He literally does not understand that it's charity out of pity, he thinks he somehow deserves it for his videos (or maybe just for being a quality person). Hilarious.

2) More exceptional strawmanning about how he did not literally beat his wife and child. Eat shit, Lowtax.

Now it’s time to pity Lowtax ya’ll.

Yes, years of bad decision making and drug abuse tend to cause lives to be overwhelming clusterfucks. I like how he pretends everything went wrong because “he listened to other people”.... it couldn’t possibly be because he did exactly what he wanted to do.

He ate lots of pills, laid in bed, played games, chased thots and let unpaid weirdos run what was his only source of income for years. Now he is shocked it all went to hell after totally neglecting it.

LOL, at the “spend more time with my family” cliche. He sounds like a republican politician who just got caught fucking a twink.

I can’t wait for his new brand strategist to tank his paetron another few thousand bucks.

Is this reading to anyone else like he's going to sue MapleWife for slander?

He couldn’t afford a lawyer to chase a totally stupid libel case for years. Lowtax has been the one accusing himself of all this shit, not maplewife. She’s had one anonymous post that never used Lowtax’s or her name. Lowtax has just been putting words in her mouth in some weird defense against accusations that were never publicly made.

Maple wife’s only assets are also Lowtax’s so he’d be suing her to pay himself. No lawyer is stupid enough to represent such a ridiculous case unless said client has tens of thousands of dollars he’s willing to pay up front for such a ridiculous goose chase. It’s such an utterly stupid idea and waste of money it might just appeal to Lowtax.

Nobody would know anything about his personal life and ugly behavior if he had not taken upon himself to broadcast it to the entire world on FB, YT and his own forums.

Lowtax was so terrified and angry when Leafwife left he started publicly defending himself against charges no one had even made. It’s how someone who feels very guilty and is extremely defensive about it behaves. He’s absolutely scared shitless about what Leafwife could reveal about him so he publicly trashed her as a crazy, abusive woman. Typical abusive asshole behavior.