🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If its only a minute and a half, can it really be considered a "song"? Wouldn't "jingle" or "ditty" be more accurate? Especially since the "music" Russhole tries (and fails) to write is pop music, 1 1/2 minutes is pretty fucking short. Hell, 90 seconds would be too short for a punk rock song, and the rule for punk songs is 1-2-3 (one song, two minutes, three chords). For someone who brags about being a "songwriter", Russ has no clue how this shit actually works. He's clown shoes, man. A pathetic joke. How long will the movies he's claimed to be writing be? A half hour? 45 minutes?
'Fell in love with a girl' by the white stripes is under 2 minutes in length
 
It's impressive that Russ is this stupid, still believing he should be handed fame and fancy fanny on a plate because he has a melty face and he tried. Not even small children are that naïve about how the world works. How can a grown man heading towards 30 be so bloody dense?
Because he doesn't listen to criticism. He doesn't even hear it. I know I've mentioned this part before but the key to how Russ deals with the world comes from his book, specifically the end of his first lawsuit against TS. The judge is in the process of explaining to him very simply why his lawsuit is frivolous and without merit, how she has no duty to him, etc, but Russell can only think about his dream world with the Morgan Freeman owl and Taylor Swift saying she doesn't date deformed people (#notadate.) He even says he wasn't listening to the judge. And when Rekieta had Russ's old boss on the stream he mentioned how Russ would totally shut down when given any criticism. He's so dense because he will totally block out anything that dares to challenge his narcissism.
 
Eh, a lot of Ramones songs were that short and we still call that music.

Then again, The Ramones were fucking Gods and could do whatever they want. Russell is an insignificant Magical Star Buddy.

That's because the punk song structure is the pop structure without a middle 8 or anything. It's often abab abab often with no chorus or anything, sometimes even dispensing with rhyme, shouted out as quickly as possible and then ended. What Russ is trying to do is pop but I don't think he even understands the structure of a pop song.
 
That's because the punk song structure is the pop structure without a middle 8 or anything. It's often abab abab often with no chorus or anything, sometimes even dispensing with rhyme, shouted out as quickly as possible and then ended. What Russ is trying to do is pop but I don't think he even understands the structure of a pop song.

That I completely agree with.
 
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If I didn't know better I would say he's trolling us, but no, this is Russel and this is real.

He bought a picture frame and hung it up with the stock photo still in it. He thinks the youths will be impressed by his 40-year-old mom with a Karen haircut wooden "eat" sign. :story:
 
If I didn't know better I would say he's trolling us, but no, this is Russel and this is real.

He bought a picture frame and hung it up with the stock photo still in it. He thinks the youths will be impressed by his 40-year-old mom with a Karen haircut wooden "eat" sign. :story:


Well, what picture would he put in there? A picture of the family that gave him up? Or the family that's merely ashamed of him?
 
It is still mind blowing the fact that I can leave the farms for one entire week and Russ will be exactly the same way I last saw him. Hell, in the last years I graduated, bettered my cardio, I bought a new PC, got new hobbies and let older ones go, lost family members, met new people etc etc and HE IS STILL AT IT.
 
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Let’s all take a moment to appreciate how he chose to hang his EAT art. Not with picture hooks. Not with mounting strips. Not with temporary hooks renters use.

Nope. He chose the biggest fucking Command hook available, and in bright white.

It’s not enough that the “eat” art is all wrong for him- on every single level. The fucker took it a step further hung it on a massive command hook.
 
The deco just shows how much of a basic bitch Russ is. The only thing missing is a ''Love, Live, Laugh'' frame.
 
Anyone find his fixation with cheerleaders in particular super creepy? Or is it just his usual arrested development bullshit where cheerleader = most popular girl, and if he gets one of those, that will show mom!

Thoughts?

It’s simply part of Russ’ desire for a living trophy. Cheerleaders, strippers, and breastaurant waitresses are hot by definition, and in an “everyone wants them” way, or so Russ thinks. He wants his trophy to be coveted by everybody else far more than he cares about being attracted to his prize himself.

Billie Eilish wouldn’t give a shit about being prom queen and being invited to the parties of the cool elite, and she doesn’t look the part of the all American prom queen either, so Russ hates her because she’s useless to him.

He’s also mentioned Halsey recently, and it wouldn’t surprise me if his plan was using her to make it big and dumping her non-10 ass as soon as Swift realized what she missed out on.

Russ has hated on women like Jennifer Lawrence before despite her having the right look and fame level he wants, because I think deep down he’s terrified of being with an actually talented woman who’d eclipse him, even if she made him famous by proxy.

Despite his Swift obsession, I think Kylie Jenner is probably the ideal woman for Russ: she’s beyond famous and a billionaire to boot, but she has no actual talent whatsoever in anything, and her success only came from riding the coattails of her equally vapid older sisters and hiring a staff to market her name. Of course of all the women Russ has ever pursued, Kylie Jenner is by far the least likely to even be willing to look in his direction, let alone date him.
 
Maybe he's starting a grindcore band, most of Anal Cunt's songs are 30 seconds. I think it would be a good fit for Russ.

They wrote Picnic of Love as a joke, but those songs are closer to what Russ wants to write. And Picnic's songs are much catchier.

His music has the length of Anal Cunt songs, the repetitious music of Wesley Willis songs, and none of the charm or humor of either.
 
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He should have bought this for the dining room
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If its only a minute and a half, can it really be considered a "song"? Wouldn't "jingle" or "ditty" be more accurate? Especially since the "music" Russhole tries (and fails) to write is pop music, 1 1/2 minutes is pretty fucking short. Hell, 90 seconds would be too short for a punk rock song, and the rule for punk songs is 1-2-3 (one song, two minutes, three chords). For someone who brags about being a "songwriter", Russ has no clue how this shit actually works. He's clown shoes, man. A pathetic joke. How long will the movies he's claimed to be writing be? A half hour? 45 minutes?
And just imagine if someone actually gave him a chance in the entertainment industry. They'd say "show us what you got, kid" and all he'd have is a bunch of short, poorly written songs about wanting to go on dates with celebrities.
 
It's a joke, genius.

How is he that stupid??? HHHHHOOOOOOOOOWWW????

Because if he had any intelligence then he could potentially be dangerous, especially to women. God in His infinite wisdom understood this, so to protect His daughters from sexual assault He made Russ with defective brain meats. It also has the side effect of providing us with lots of lulz.
 
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