🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Thinking about it, the only dancer outside cheerleading he's really followed is Julianne Hough, as far as I know. And his upcoming "Julianne's Smile" song has actually been upcoming for about 3 years now.

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Cheerleaders, porn stars, hookers, and strippers are his main follows. But he follows bartenders, bikini baristas, pageant contestants as well, and he seems to also have a thing for hula girls, mermaid cosplay, and a few female WWE wrestlers.

He follows some random entertainment and pop culture pages, news outlets, and some others, politicians, agents, distributors, mainly just people he feels he can make connections with to get famous.

The fact that it's been several years and multiple failed lawsuits and he's still writing songs for celebrities in a desperate attempt to get famous shows how deep up his own ass he is. He still thinks he just has to send the right song to the right celebrity and he'll get everything he wants. And they aren't just gifts, we know this because his TS song had a description at one point saying he wrote it to try to get Taylor's attention so he could write songs for her. Definition of insanity, folks.

On that note, Russell claims he spent two years writing "I Get You, Taylor Swift." The song isn't even a minute and a half in length. Let's do some quick math here: 2 years is 730 days, rounding up to 90 seconds (it's actually about 86 seconds) gives us 8.11 days per second of music. He took more than a week to write 1 second of music and he actually thinks that's enough to make him a famous songwriter. But I'm sure it's all the studio's fault. Also, isn't the "another sad song" one already a song he wrote and just changes the names in it to send to various celebs?

 

[The Great Citracett]

The fact that it's been several years and multiple failed lawsuits and he's still writing songs for celebrities in a desperate attempt to get famous shows how deep up his own ass he is. He still thinks he just has to send the right song to the right celebrity and he'll get everything he wants. And they aren't just gifts, we know this because his TS song had a description at one point saying he wrote it to try to get Taylor's attention so he could write songs for her. Definition of insanity, folks.

On that note, Russell claims he spent two years writing "I Get You, Taylor Swift." The song isn't even a minute and a half in length. Let's do some quick math here: 2 years is 730 days, rounding up to 90 seconds (it's actually about 86 seconds) gives us 8.11 days per second of music. He took more than a week to write 1 second of music and he actually thinks that's enough to make him a famous songwriter. But I'm sure it's all the studio's fault. Also, isn't the "another sad song" one already a song he wrote and just changes the names in it to send to various celebs?

I can't remember exactly which song that was, but I want to say the Kylie Jenner song was originally written for Farrah Abraham then rewritten half-assedly for Kylie when Farrah's lawyer threatened legal action for his creeping. He thought by liking their Twitter statuses he could "win a date" with them, so it made sense to just re-use that song.

Safari Ride was apparently first written for Taylor to perform (after "I Get You" secured him as her official songwriter) but then was retooled for wooing Ariana and that's why he had it recorded similar to her style.

 

[AnOminous]

Safari Ride was apparently first written for Taylor to perform (after "I Get You" secured him as her official songwriter) but then was retooled for wooing Ariana and that's why he had it recorded similar to her style.

Why would either of them want to record a racist song about how an incel is mad about a saggy pants thug?

 

[DuckSucker]

Im listening to some old singles, and album teasers to radios and shit, from some pretty famous bands; and Im wondering if he even knows what goes into a single? A producer does more than just put your stupid horny song onto a bunch of CD-Rs.

If he ever has a producer he's gonna be furious if they critique him. Hes gonna release his single (he has three dont worry) and be pissed.

I guess Im left overall wondering, outside of getting laid, what the fuck does Russ want from all this? Like; musicians make albums, not just three songs. Actors make multiple movies, they dont just do what "E! Entertainment" shows them doing on the red carpet or whatever. Russ seems to think there's a plateau, that once youve made it, youve made it.

I hadnt thought about it this deeply and I guarantee he hasnt, but what the fuck is the end goal? Fame isnt eternal. In a way he's already fucking famous.

 

[The Great Citracett]

She's blonde and toothy, get to wooing her!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

She's blonde and toothy, get to wooing her!

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".....and thtart making ZIS loother famous!"

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

Thinking about it, the only dancer outside cheerleading he's really followed is Julianne Hough, as far as I know. And his upcoming "Julianne's Smile" song has actually been upcoming for about 3 years now.

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Do you think he will go fricking nuts when he hears about her butthole exorcism?

Julianne Hough's Orgasmic Screams, & Writhes During Energy Healing Treatment

"Dancing With The Stars" Star Julianne Hough contorted her body and screamed during a demonstration of “somatic energy healing” with chiropractor and bodywor...

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[The Dude]

Anyone find his fixation with cheerleaders in particular super creepy? I notice that he doesn't follow a lot of other women whose professions make them athletic/moderately famous like, say, dancers. @TheGreatCitracett can probably tell me. Does he follow dancers outside the cheerleading sphere?

He seems to go for strippers/sex workers, sorority girls, and cheerleaders. The pop stars he tends to like are the ones that tend towards a projection of youth itself, like Swift and Grande (who looks twelve). He makes his disdain for more mature looking celebrities like Brie Larsson and Scarlett Johansson known. I know he has hit on some older women, but he often makes a thing out of their age, in a manner that implies protesting too much.

I mean, it's probably just an extension of his desire to control women (young = naive and easy to control, right?/sneed). I see it in a lot of online power misogynists like Stefan Molyneux and of course Lucas Werner. They all have that youth fetish. Any guesses if Russ has it too? Or is it just his usual arrested development bullshit where cheerleader = most popular girl, and if he gets one of those, that will show mom!

Thoughts?

I can't say for certain, but he might not be interested in traditional dancers because there is no prerequisite for being "hot" to be a dancer. Cheerleaders, strippers, porn stars, hookers in brothels...they all tend to be physically attractive by society's standards. But dancers are often fairly "plain". Its all about appearances with Russhole, because he has delusions of getting with one of these women, and he can't impress everyone with an average chick. He needs a hottie, dang it!

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I can't remember exactly which song that was, but I want to say the Kylie Jenner song was originally written for Farrah Abraham then rewritten half-assedly for Kylie when Farrah's lawyer threatened legal action for his creeping. He thought by liking their Twitter statuses he could "win a date" with them, so it made sense to just re-use that song.

Safari Ride was apparently first written for Taylor to perform (after "I Get You" secured him as her official songwriter) but then was retooled for wooing Ariana and that's why he had it recorded similar to her style.

I remember the part about thinking he'd won a date with Farrah on Twitter, I was mainly wondering about the "Never have to write another sad song" one, he claims it's new but the title sounds familiar.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I remember the part about thinking he'd won a date with Farrah on Twitter, I was mainly wondering about the "Never have to write another sad song" one, he claims it's new but the title sounds familiar.

That's an old post from 2017. That song was recorded and released during the Katy Perry saga. It gets mentioned now and then here. It's on his soundcloud. Another one of those minute-and-a-half songs of his.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

That's an old post from 2017. That song was recorded and released during the Katy Perry saga. It gets mentioned now and then here. It's on his soundcloud. Another one of those minute-and-a-half songs of his.

Thanks for the clarification, I'm still plowing through all the old stuff and it gets a little jumbled together after a while. I don't listen to his Soundcloud because I refuse to give him even a single listen, so I'm not totally familiar with his music. The only songs of his I've heard were the ones that got played on the Rekeita streams.

 

[The Dude]

If its only a minute and a half, can it really be considered a "song"? Wouldn't "jingle" or "ditty" be more accurate? Especially since the "music" Russhole tries (and fails) to write is pop music, 1 1/2 minutes is pretty fucking short. Hell, 90 seconds would be too short for a punk rock song, and the rule for punk songs is 1-2-3 (one song, two minutes, three chords). For someone who brags about being a "songwriter", Russ has no clue how this shit actually works. He's clown shoes, man. A pathetic joke. How long will the movies he's claimed to be writing be? A half hour? 45 minutes?

 

[nemesisAF]

If its only a minute and a half, can it really be considered a "song"? Wouldn't "jingle" or "ditty" be more accurate? Especially since the "music" Russhole tries (and fails) to write is pop music, 1 1/2 minutes is pretty fucking short. Hell, 90 seconds would be too short for a punk rock song, and the rule for punk songs is 1-2-3 (one song, two minutes, three chords). For someone who brags about being a "songwriter", Russ has no clue how this shit actually works. He's clown shoes, man. A pathetic joke. How long will the movies he's claimed to be writing be? A half hour? 45 minutes?

if he was interested in commercial music writing, he could do jingles. If he had talent, well, I am not sure how that career path would go to get there, but he wouldn’t have to perform

If he was interested in script writing, he could write for episodic tv. Practice w fanfic..progress to movies. Maybe bump up with a critically acclaimed short film-that has a career path

these career paths become much more feasible with coursework of various sorts, networking, willingness to start at the bottom and invest time and money . I am remembering the movie Barton Fink as I write this.

he doesn’t want a career. He just wants to show his bio fame up

 

[CWCissey]

If its only a minute and a half, can it really be considered a "song"? Wouldn't "jingle" or "ditty" be more accurate? Especially since the "music" Russhole tries (and fails) to write is pop music, 1 1/2 minutes is pretty fucking short. Hell, 90 seconds would be too short for a punk rock song, and the rule for punk songs is 1-2-3 (one song, two minutes, three chords). For someone who brags about being a "songwriter", Russ has no clue how this shit actually works. He's clown shoes, man. A pathetic joke. How long will the movies he's claimed to be writing be? A half hour? 45 minutes?

You Suffer by Napalm Death is considered a song and that's only a shout.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

You Suffer by Napalm Death is considered a song and that's only a shout.

Most of the soundcloud rapper genre stuff (like Lil' Peep, Fat Nick etc) is 1.5 minutes long; chorus, verse, chorus, end. Kids today and their short attention spans, man.

The difference is that soundcloud rappers have actual music and lyrics that aren't just a couple of tweet threads set to music like Russ's """lyrics""" are. And they're creative (they're also always surrounded by pretty girls, even if they're ugly themselves). They make a shittonne of tracks and are always working on something new. Even if their songs are almost tv advert length, they work hard on them, and collaborate with other artists often. They're also careful to cultivate their image, even if they're dishevelled or overweight, so people will always recognise them.

Meanwhile, Russ is still writing the same 3 songs he started three years ago and has nothing but a title and some rests on blank music staves to show for it. He refuses to work with anyone else unless they're playing his music (and then he complains they "ruined it"). And being a 16-fingered filthy-looking hobo in a dirty old suit isn't exactly a babe magnet image. Maybe he needs to bring the motorbike back, I dunno.

It's impressive that Russ is this stupid, still believing he should be handed fame and fancy fanny on a plate because he has a melty face and he tried. Not even small children are that naïve about how the world works. How can a grown man heading towards 30 be so bloody dense?

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

If its only a minute and a half, can it really be considered a "song"? Wouldn't "jingle" or "ditty" be more accurate? Especially since the "music" Russhole tries (and fails) to write is pop music, 1 1/2 minutes is pretty fucking short. Hell, 90 seconds would be too short for a punk rock song, and the rule for punk songs is 1-2-3 (one song, two minutes, three chords). For someone who brags about being a "songwriter", Russ has no clue how this shit actually works. He's clown shoes, man. A pathetic joke. How long will the movies he's claimed to be writing be? A half hour? 45 minutes?

Eh, a lot of Ramones songs were that short and we still call that music.

Then again, The Ramones were fucking Gods and could do whatever they want. Russell is an insignificant Magical Star Buddy.

 

[Chungus]

If its only a minute and a half, can it really be considered a "song"?

Maybe he's starting a grindcore band, most of Anal Cunt's songs are 30 seconds. I think it would be a good fit for Russ.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

You Suffer by Napalm Death is considered a song and that's only a shout.

It also has a "music video" that consists of 64 still images of human atrocities. Surely Russ can do at least as well? I mean, I'm sure he has at least 64 photos of himself he could use.

 

[DarkAlien]

Someone's been popping tags

 

[MysticMisty]

Someone's been popping tags

So, did his parents and/or sister feel bad Russ' room is always bare and get him some generic room decor for Christmas, that he couldn't be bothered to hang up until now?