🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

What the frick is going on
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I can't make a screenshot or archive now, but is his entire info and favourite quotes part different than it used to be:

I'm a cool, laid back, talented, loving guy who likes to have fun.
I may not have much, but I have more determination than any man you're ever likely to meet!

I am an aspiring screenwriter and songwriter with a paralegal degree. I believe that life Is all about work. We all want respect and money and fame. We all want something beautiful, but we don't get what we always want. Respect isn't a right -- it's earned. I was born with a disability called Moebious Syndrome which means my face is paralyzed, but I don't let it slow me down.

I believe one day, I will become something; become an inspiration to people. I've had a pretty good life with some bumpy parts. We sometimes complain about our disabilities, even when we forget how good we have it. I count my blessings each and every day. I have a healthy body, a loving family, and awesome friends! Life isn't a pity party. Life Is what we make of it because the joy is in the journey as we reach our destination. :) As the Latin people of old once said, "Vitam pulchera est: life is beautiful."

It truly is...

Also funny that he says he knows latin all of a sudden, especially since the quote he used is misspelled, it's vita pulchra est
 
Also funny that he says he knows latin all of a sudden, especially since the quote he used is misspelled,

You say : "'Ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn"
And you claim these words as your own
But I've read well, and I've heard them said
A hundred times (maybe less, maybe more)
If you must write prose/poems
The words you use should be your own
Don't plagiarise or take "on loan"
'Cause there's always someone, somewhere
With a big nose, who knows
And who trips you up and laughs
When you fall
 
Interested in men and women? Was the handy not a one-time thing?

Probably just him emptily virtue signaling he's no bigot but he hasn't changed at all. Changing a web status on your sexual preference costs him nothing, actually being forced to prove it is another, and he, despite his professed hatred of the virtue signal crowd, is doing what they do by saying one thing while doing another and expecting mouthing the right words is enough.
 
The gif has the lady knock out a couple people going up to her. Russ has to be the only person over 10 that gives a shit if the Gallons of chocolate milk are sold out.


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Thank you phantom giggler. You’re doing the Lord’s work.
 
When Taylor Swift realises what she is missing in Russ and throws herself at him he will take one look at her and say "sorry bitch you had your chance". Then he will straighten up his suit, step of Mrs Swift and walk off into the distance...
 
He's like a little exceptional kid. Seriously, what person over the age of 12 drinks chocolate tard cum frequently enough to need to buy it by the gallon?

To be fair, he only drinks maybe half of it.

The other half he uses for pancakes, and for dunking his chocolate muffins.

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Did he smell when you knew him? I imagine him emptying half a bottle of off-brand Drakkar Noir to impress the ladies.
I remember one kiwi, I think it was the one who gave us the inside scoop on Russell's brothel visits a few times said the girls said his suit smelled unwashed. I think it was @FlyGuy0912 but I could be wrong. Greer also had a post up once showing him hand washing his suit in the bath tub, and if he's as bad at handwashing as he is at everything else it's safe to say he smells awful.
 
I remember one kiwi, I think it was the one who gave us the inside scoop on Russell's brothel visits a few times said the girls said his suit smelled unwashed. I think it was @FlyGuy0912 but I could be wrong. Greer also had a post up once showing him hand washing his suit in the bath tub, and if he's as bad at handwashing as he is at everything else it's safe to say he smells awful.
It doesn't matter what it actually looks or smells like. He put in an effort, that is enough. He probably can't even smell it due to being used to it and/or his conjectured zinc deficiency (common in autism, which has a high rate of co-morbidity with his Mobius; see also his bad skin). If you say it smells, you're discriminating against the disabled.
 
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