DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

Keep in mind as you listen to Phil that he needed glasses to drive in high scholl as well and never wore them except when he took the drivers test to get licensed. He says he went from turning on the highway to the left lane and was barely doing 40mph
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-FLM1-VAbHw:34Edit: Phil is an absolute cunt. Listen as this smug cunt tells you he never ever has worn his glasses while driving.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4EL2QzKJtKM:1045

But dude, the cool kids will think he's a nerd.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

But dude, the cool kids will think he's a nerd.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Phil is basically a prostitute, doing what is an occasional joy for most people all day long for money. Any pleasure he may have once obtained from it has been erased by the fact he has to do it to pay his bills.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

King Pigbert took his day off monday because of snow? This asshole works from home and decides to take his day off like it was gonna drop 40cm of thick snow and had to shovel for 3 hours.

This is 1 milimeter of powedered sugar snow and he's going to spend the day holding his chest with both hands each time the snow whiffs the house.


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Loser always takes pictures in or from his house. Don't think your actual fans would like to see other things besides your T.V., Jasper, food, or whatever the hell is outside your window?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Loser always takes pictures in or from his house. Don't think your actual fans would like to see other things besides your T.V., Jasper, food, or whatever the hell is outside your window?

It's really weird that he's a shut in but also desperate for attention.

Phil, no one cares about your shitty shut in life. Stop posting it and we'll stop laughing at it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

It's really weird that he's a shut in but also desperate for attention.

Phil, no one cares about your shitty shut in life. Stop posting it and we'll stop laughing at it.

It's odd because it's supposed to be his day out. Can simply just take pictures of the landscape or whatever after you park. Sheesh it's like he's trying to hide something or he didn't even leave his house.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

King Pigbert took his day off monday because of snow? This asshole works from home and decides to take his day off like it was gonna drop 40cm of thick snow and had to shovel for 3 hours.

This is 1 milimeter of powedered sugar snow and he's going to spend the day holding his chest with both hands each time the snow whiffs the house.


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lol Usually when "the big snow storm comes" people don't go to work because they can't get out of the house. Phil works at home and just takes off because....reasons.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Guess he would rather play WWE Champions then run his daycare for welfare recipients today.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Friendly reminder that this video is 10x more entertaining than any DSP has put out in the past 11 years.

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[Martys_not_smarty]

That's why Phil is fascinating to me: what he's doing is the definition of insanity by constantly doing the same action (playing vidya all day, every day) yet expecting a different result (making the monies).

Phil is literally a case study as to whether or not you can auction off the traits that make you who you are (self-worth, integrity, shame) for pennies to be thrown at you by re.tards on the internet.

And the kicker is that piece of pasty bald Pollock shit has openly gloated about it, he's said in past ask the kinds what he's the most grateful for and that's being able to do what you just said which is sit on his atrophied ass, hacking and snorting away and pumping out a canned reaction to people outplaying him in fighting games.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Loser always takes pictures in or from his house. Don't think your actual fans would like to see other things besides your T.V., Jasper, food, or whatever the hell is outside your window?

Oh jesus, at first my eyes read that mesh as some weird fence he was taking the picture through. He's actually taking pictures of the outside world through the screen on his 2nd floor window. He's reaching Hospice care levels of shut-in. I suppose he's better safe than sorry, if he went outside he could slip on the one snowflake and break a hip. Much better to sit near the window and post a picture of the view, and just wait for someone to wheel you out on your birthday before you actually go outside.

 

[Muppetmode]

I guess he got his errands done early if he’s taking pics from his house, wonder if kat’s home too...

 

[Surly Muppet]

Shooting himself in the foot here with that huge spread of games. But hey, more money to waste because he's good at that.

Nah, don't worry. Of that list, there are probably 3 games that Phil will have too much trouble finding or getting to work for some reason, 2 that are just too similar to something he is playing at some point in the last two or next two months, 2 that Phil regards as obvious 'troll' picks, and 2 that are too expensive to be covered by an expensive sub goal (and likely fundraiser stream). Phil already knows which titles these are, but he likes to play this little game where he doesn't tell anyone else until the day before and then calls them stupid for thinking it was possible, even after he put them in the poll.

It's a 'Viewer's Choice' of how to get shit on, really.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Last time I remember him speaking about actually driving in recent memory is that he drove his wife to work last winter when it snowed badly so that the car wouldn't get buried in multiple feet of snow. Can't find the awkward picture he posted last year.

He gets nervous going ~45 mph and won't drive on highways.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kat-speculation.46010/page-88#post-5790126

Think he's got a kinda phobia of driving because of an accident he was in that was very serious but he was back in school the next day and a cramp and/or panic attack he had driving on a high way once ~20 years ago.

He actually said very recently that he does all the driving on his days off when he goes out because it was only fair since kat drives to work every day. I wanna say he said this within the last two weeks. I remember because it was during a tevin stream and I called bullshit right as he said it then tevin ranted for a few minutes about how he refuses to believe it.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He actually said very recently that he does all the driving on his days off when he goes out because it was only fair since kat drives to work every day. I wanna say he said this within the last two weeks. I remember because it was during a tevin stream and I called bullshit right as he said it then tevin ranted for a few minutes about how he refuses to believe it.

It makes sense why Phil thought driving to Bellevue was such a difficult task, he basically has to go on highways to go outside of like 5 miles anywhere. What a pussy.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

Congrats to Fredrik Knudsen -

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Congrats to Fredrik Knudsen -

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i wonder if he could squeeze another 30 minutes since pandalee left.

Wing's is like, 2 hours which is quite something.

 

[This comment matters]

i wonder if he could squeeze another 30 minutes since pandalee left.

Wing's is like, 2 hours which is quite something.

Oh, there is so much more since he made that video. I'm sure he could stretch it to two hours if he wanted to.

 

[Watamelon]

i wonder if he could squeeze another 30 minutes since pandalee left.

Wing's is like, 2 hours which is quite something.

With DSPs full story until the current arc, he could prolly make three videos and rival the LOTR trilogy in length. Director's Cut even.

 

[Forbidden Math]

With DSPs full story until the current arc, he could prolly make three videos and rival the LOTR trilogy in length. Director's Cut even.

I don't think DtRH goes that deep, I mean the DSP video was more about briefly touching on events and doing so in a neutral manner sometimes not looking very deep in to the actual situation and often giving Phil the benefit of the doubt.

Would be interesting to see some true detractor do a lengthy well edited video on DSP, but the problem with such a video is it would be outdated the second it releases. I bet a few years after DSP leaves the internet/dies we'll get a few videos reflecting on all the crazy shit and climaxing with his downfall/rage quitting the internet/death.