Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Army Burger]

Everyone likes a burger

 

[DisapprovingCorgi]

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! ARF! ARF! ARF! BARK! BARK!

(Loosely translated "I am just so proud to drink out of your toilet, pee on your lawn, kick up your grass, steal your dinner, hump your leg, bite your butt and give it a good sniff, pals like you are hard to come by, SALUDOS CUCARACHA!"

 

[DisapprovingCorgi]

Everyone wants my meat

I know I do.

 

[Army Burger]

Burger

 

[Mister Loser]

This place is hilarious! I could read for ages. That Russel Greer guy's a lot like somebody I know, except she goes after my brother's cock instead of some famous pussy. At least he's got high aim.

...some of these people remind me a bit too much of how I was my first year of high school, though...

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers are good

 

[Thumb Butler]

Black people are always victims and can do no wrong. btw. I'm black.

 

[Army Burger]

Black people love burgers

 

[DisapprovingCorgi]

This place is hilarious! I could read for ages. That Russel Greer guy's a lot like somebody I know, except she goes after my brother's cock instead of some famous pussy. At least he's got high aim.

...some of these people remind me a bit too much of how I was my first year of high school, though...

High aim yet he misses the toilet each and every time. Then again, he's got a microscopic dick. Hell, I'm a female Corgi and I've got a bigger dick than him. Even humping his leg left me unsatisfied. The guy's got no game. BARK BARK BARK

Black people love burgers

Not as much as Corgis do.

Black people are always victims and can do no wrong. btw. I'm black.

Corgis love black people. Can I hump your leg?

 

[Army Burger]

Who doesn't want a burger?

 

[DisapprovingCorgi]

Who doesn't want a burger?

I'll let you feed me a burger if you let me hump your leg. You know you want to

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Vud anyone like to heah my record

 

[Damocles_Sword]

*sets everything on fire for being heretical*

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I've got my eye on all of you.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

yoo-hoo!
Over here!
I see you!

 

[Army Burger]

It's no surprise that everyone wants a burger

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!
(meanwhile traveling the world in relative safety at no cost to me and do nothing for the world)

 

[Army Burger]

You'd want a burger

 

[Overcast]

Vivi: Zidane, what's NSFW?

Zidane: Whoa whoa little buddy! Let's uh... check up on Rusty and Dagger. I'll catch up with you. (Really should close my tabs when I'm not using the computer...)

 

[Army Burger]

What's lunch without a burger?