Speaking of "calorie dense", is this the most asinine pre-bed-time snack? Instead of having a handful of crackers, she has to have a handful of melted cheese, plus one of her fucking beloved fatty dips, plus meat. She is so fucking stupid. Hey Clotso! Next time you feel hungry, how about reading a book instead? From the grownup shelf, I mean.
She really doesn't have two and a half years to fuck around with this nonsense, and all it will take is one binge to wipe out a week if she even loses the two pounds.
No doubt she woke up this morning thinking she is ravenously hungry. She'll need a snack to fix that. Soon, she'll be out of cheese and guacamole dip cups, and will panic. She will then have to choose between facing the public and wheezing around Farm Boy looking like a monster, or anonymously driving up in a climate controlled car to a Drive Thru window. If you were a lazy, unmotivated deathfatty, which option would be more tempting to you?
Honestly, at this point she needs to be institutionalized. Left to her own devices, she is helpless. It's like asking Sham the Cat to build a suspension bridge; the work is just not gonna get done. She will sabotage herself every single day, like she always does.
For me, the next excitement will be when she falls into madness from deprivation later today or tomorrow or maybe the day after and goes on a binge. Will she not tell us, and weave yet another web of unnecessary and poorly-manufactured lies? Will she tell us, but then explain how she is going back to healthy-food OMAD, so everything is OK? Will she tell us, but do another "Fuck you audience!! I will eat whatever I want, and you can just smell my farts!!"-type video?
She has fooled the dingbats once again (they are so fucking easy to fool; someone needs to make money off them) into thinking she has finally awoken, reborn as a health guru (guess what she was doing last January, btw?) Instagram virtue posting will crank into high gear today, as her hunger pangs grow... But this ship is going down; it has taken on way too much water. Man the lifeboats.