💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Oh Long Johnson]

I love Bob. Here he basically admits that his criteria for "Nazi" is "people who I personally dislike."

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Bob should have saved his thirst for mutilating neckbeards for the First Mention of GamerGlacè 2020 contest.

edit: also, that's a pretty uncouched call to violence on the twtters there, Robert.

 

[Jack Awful]

I love Bob. Here he basically admits that his criteria for "Nazi" is "people who I personally dislike."

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Who's the person they're talking about rehabbing?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Yeah he’s got the blank, dead-eye autism stare.


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POV: you foggily wake up in an unfamiliar place. You try to move but instantly realize your hands and feet are bound. These two men are staring down at you. They say,”good morning, m’lady. how did you sleep?”

wait a minute

 

[Flexo]

I love Bob. Here he basically admits that his criteria for "Nazi" is "people who I personally dislike."

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Just like you wear the mark of genocide now, fatass?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

They pulled the same argument with TLJ, and tried to say that everyone hated ESB when it first came out.

Which Robot Head went full "run the tapes" on to prove is a straight up lie.

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wait a minute

Do I even wanna know what this is from? That guy's a dead ringer for Chris Chipman. Not as bad as Robert, but definitely not a porn star doppleganger I would want to see.

 

[Neko GF]

Remember, Robert is a morally and intellectually superior man who totally does not have very hateful and fascistic tendencies:

Spoiler: Never forgive the troglodytes

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“YUP. And we'll be told its important to forgive them, let them be part of the world going forward, etc Nah. They made their choice. Trumpism, like Brexit and the various radical nationalist pathologies afflicting the world, are solid litmus test of who doesnt deserve the future...

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "YUP. And we'll be told its important to forg…

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Also, Robert Chipman DESTROYS Qanon conspiracies and CLAPS BACK at the loathsome troglodytes with FACTS & LOGIC:

Spoiler: GTFO Conspiracy Theorists

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Here's the real grift of stuff like Qanon, p*zzag*te, chemtrails, etc: When the REAL conspiracy stuff happens right in front of you, like Spacey bragging about assassinating his accusers or Trump openly colluding with Russia? It sounds as fake as the fake stuff. https://t.co/6byOMDWLEw”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Here's the real grift of stuff like Qanon, p…

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[CharlesBarkley]

I love Bob. Here he basically admits that his criteria for "Nazi" is "people who I personally dislike."

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Gaters. Lol. Is this fat dumb nigger still hung up about gamergate?

The fuck did "Gamergate" ever do to him anyways? If anything, chapo peeps have hassled Bob more then Gamergate ever did.

 

[The Nothingness]

I love Bob. Here he basically admits that his criteria for "Nazi" is "people who I personally dislike."

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I made a reference to Bob approving the Basterds' actions not too long ago and then he made this tweet?

 

[Jaimas]

Gaters. Lol. Is this fat dumb nigger still hung up about gamergate?

The fuck did "Gamergate" ever do to him anyways? If anything, chapo peeps have hassled Bob more then Gamergate ever did.

It refused to bend the knee to him. That's all it did.

He will never get over it.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Gaters. Lol. Is this fat dumb nigger still hung up about gamergate?

The fuck did "Gamergate" ever do to him anyways? If anything, chapo peeps have hassled Bob more then Gamergate ever did.

He thinks it was a conspiracy to prevent Hillary Clinton from getting elected.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

He thinks it was a conspiracy to prevent Hillary Clinton from getting elected.

[THIS IS WHAT MOVIEBOB ACTUALLY BELIEVES]
Gamergate was a coordinated effort by Republicans to get gamers to hate women, all so that they would become less receptive to the idea of a President Hillary Clinton.
Hard to believe, because it's hard to imagine anyone being that dumb.
But it's Bob.

 

[Adamska]

Bobby Chimpman is a Manchild equivalent of Hong Xiuquan but with the murderous and whiny rage of Elliot Rodgers and the functionality of ADF.

 

[Sundae]

^This video becomes even funnier when you remember Blobbo's thoughts on the joker movie.

 

[Judge Holden]

It refused to bend the knee to him. That's all it did.

He will never get over it.

Honestly, one thing I have noticed about the woke twitter cliques of media/tech drones who collectively latched on to gamergate back in 2014 and turned it from generic flame war to a super-rape-holocaust, is that after the initial december/january spike of attention, you could fairly accurately gauge just how close someone was to the inner circles of the kewl kids klub just by seeing how regularly they still babbled about it without prompting and how long they did so after it stopped being trendy to whine about it.

Those at the very centre, i.e. the higher profile journos, writers and figureheads barely ever spoke about it unless someone else had shat out a thinkpiece about it, or if they could try and use it to smear some new collective dissent, in which case they would usually contain their mention to a mere footnote in an article textwall aimed at new enemies.

However as they found themselves getting more sidelined, or if they suddenly found themselves subject to some possible career issue that could endanger their place at the top of the totem pole, they would suddenly start ranting about how evil and scary it is and how its totally important and stuff even years later. Right now you see the likes of Anita Sarkeesian engaging in this schtick now her access seems to have been largely cut and funding is running low, Zoe Quinn after the...uh...incident, and back when TLJ was bombing even Rian Johnson tried to jump on this bandwagon.

Those who are utterly removed from the in-crowd and are literal pariahs treated and still treat ranting about gamergate like a literal jihad because of how much insincere headpats they received from said in-crowd for ranting about it back when it was in vogue, and thus they obsessively post about it as much as possible in the vain hope they might regain some of that old "glory" of being retweeted by douchebag twitter people nobody outside the website has even heard about. Here dwell the likes of Jake Alley, Brianna Wu, a thousand different furry communist tards, Graham Linehan, Chris Kluwe, and....ofcourse....the Blob himself.

Think of gamergate victimposting as a general "LOOK AT ME! IM A GOOD GUY ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THINGS!" distress signal. If you are comfortably part of the clique and feeling secure, you dont need to ever use this signal. When you hit a bump in the road, you might choose to let a few distress signals off just to ensure a swift return to being fawned over by the other members of la familia, if shit is going south fast, you will do this a hell of a lot more, and if you are utterly unceremoniously dropkicked out the kewl kids klub forever, screaming about it nonstop is pretty much the only thing somebody like you can think of to maybe beg for their attention and approval.

TLDR: moviebob sees ranting about gamergate as a means to gain approval and favour with the lofty woke checkmark cliques he is obsessed with

 

[Marissa Moira]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=794QNbk5Au8^This video becomes even funnier when you remember Blobbo's thoughts on the joker movie.

I can't believe JFK died for this.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I can't believe JFK died for this.

JFK died because he didnt want the Vietnam war

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I think it was those Jew bastards at the Federal Reserve.

 

[Ecto-1A]

JFK is the patron Saint of conspiracy theorists. Most of them likely run The First Church of JFK...

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Yeah, I recall people liked ROTJ, but the Ewoks were rightly mocked (not as intensely, because Things Were Different Back Then). The phrase "Teddy Bear Vietnam Bullshit," coined by one of the older neighborhood kids back in the late '80s/early '90s, was burned into my memory. Everyone liked the throne room and Death Star II battle scenes, and the Jabba's palace scenes had moments people enjoyed despite some comments on how dumb that whole "plan" became under any scrutiny. Then there were two Ewok TV-movies narrated by Wilford Brimley that everyone ignored. If ROTJ were released now it'd be seen as the-not-as-good-as-the-others-but-still-satisfying-one. Like the Marvel movies that aren't your favorites but you still enjoyed.

I'm not here to stan for the Teddy Bears, but...

Spoiler: Three paragraphs of me stanning for the Teddy Bears

...people underestimate how popular they really were in the day. The Ewoks spun off two stand alone movies (the first of which wasn't that bad, as far as live-action fantasy aimed at 9 year olds goes,) a Saturday morning cartoon, and a metric ton of merchandise. It was a time when series based on cute, marketable animals were all the rage. George Lucas would have had to been made of stone to resist cashing in on that trend.

People say it would've been better to have ROTJ taking place on the planet of the Wookies, thus giving Chewbacca his own plot arc to finish up. But I think a major plot arc involving Chewbacca freeing his fellow Wookies might have overloaded the movie. It already had Han and Leia's romance, Lando assaulting the Death Star with the Millenium Falcon, the planetary raid on the forcefield generator, and Luke's confrontation with the Emperor. One more subplot and it would have turned into the 18-Car Plot Pileup at the end of the Phantom Menace.

I'm not saying ROTJ was a perfect film, but its strengths far outweighed its woes, and the Teddy Bears really didn't bother me. At least they tied into the major theme of the trilogy: "Nature/Life/Purity/the Underdog versus Machinery/Darkness/Supremacism."

As for Bob Chipman, he would've hated ROTJ because of the Jabba palace scene where Leia is wearing a gold bikini. How unfeminist to have a plot point that revolves around a woman getting captured and turned into a (G-rated) sex slave! (That fact that she managed to later kill Jabba singlehandedly using her own chains would be conveniently ignored by Bob. Which wouldn't matter because he would be secretly jerking off to that scene in the movie anyways.)

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He thinks it was a conspiracy to prevent Hillary Clinton from getting elected.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eHd-_HlcUO4:506

Nearly five years later and he's no less bitter, resentful and angry over Gamergate. Or anything for that matter.

I also saw a comment from a very special friend on this video.

I also laughed at this one.