Tesla Cybertruck - Stock Price Indifferent, Twitter Apoplectic

[ProgKing of the North]

Yet another of Elon Musk's "lol let's kill our fucking customers" ideas. At least when Steve Blowjobs did shit like that it was something silly like just having one button, not something that literally kills you.

Apple's bullshit makes sense to a degree in that it gets people to buy more apple shit

Hard to buy more Tesla shit if you're dead

 

[Ilackcreativity]

Every time I see the truck I think of the warthog from Halo.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Every time you bump into an object a green bald female head appears on the dashboard screen and says "Where did you learn to drive?"

 

[Lemmingwise]

The fact that aesthetics score is 5 and 1 is what confirms to me that this will be a very succesful lifestyle product.

After all, there's nothing better markatable as something that's both hated and loved.

I have my doubts that they will manage to build it. We'll see.

 

[The best and greatest]

Every time I see the truck I think of the warthog from Halo.
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Minor alterations (Enclosed body, sliding doors, ect.) maybe in a different color and shit i'd want one. Easily more appealing than the Futurewagon.

 

[Give Her The D]

From a Discord server I'm in

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KBCA3UfbOzI

There's plenty of talk of it in the Tesla Hate Thread. Seemingly every bad design and lack of care possible.

 

[Quindoll]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KBCA3UfbOzI

Meh. What does Tucker know about cars? If you really care about it then you would just ask a bunch of car mechanics instead of the E-Daddy substitute

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Cybertruck looks retarded to anyone who doesn't have autism. Elon is literally autistic which is why he thinks it looks cool.

 

[t28ai875]

Apparently these trucks can have a lot of issues? I wouldn't want to invest in something that was unreliable...

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Why do people like Tesla? It's clear the quality is shit, and they will drop in price quick...