🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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Huh? I’m not understanding the argument she’s trying to make. Besides, we’re not even remotely starting from the picture on the left. We’re starting from this:
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And Chantal can thank herself for gracing us with this photo.
 
Huh? I’m not understanding the argument she’s trying to make. Besides, we’re not even remotely starting from the picture on the left. We’re starting from this:
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And Chantal can thank herself for gracing us with this photo.

It’s amazing how she thinks of herself as this curvy, delicious looking goddess when in reality she looks like Winston Churchill after a meth bender.
 
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Chantal babe, applying copious amounts of reverb doesn't really correct being a quartertone flat for the entire fucking song.

Stop.

ETA: someone archive it; this is gold and won't be up for long

ETA2: this heifer should do an entire Mama Cass cover album, without ever singing a note in tune, and call herself Mama Crass

ETA3: Chantal wishes her stomach was flat as her singing okay I'll stop now
 
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Chantal babe, applying copious amounts of reverb doesn't really correct being a quartertone flat for the entire fucking song.

Stop.

Not to mention the fact she wouldn't know what an even tempo was if it ran up and bit her in the leaking fupa. Fucking hell, listening to this made me cringe so hard I think I sprained something.
 
Maybe she's high on painkillers. She can't be serious. This is seriously, seriously ridiculously bad.

How much did she pay for those singing lessons she didn't go to? None? Get your money back.

She only went to the first free consultation "class", of course.

Oh, and why is this shit on her strictly food-related channel? She literally only just announced that it was food-only a few hours ago. Jesus fucking Christ, Chantal.
 
I just realised her "singing" voice is her fake psycho baby voice she uses when out-she-is-a-chimpin'. You need to use your diaphragm gorl, like in the Thanksgiving video when you bellowed across the entire house that you bought Bibi a gift (wow so generous; was it with his money or with Grams'?) or in any of the videos where you yell something at an inappropriate volume at Peetz, then cackle when he ignores you.

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We have another pie-crust promise from Heifer Chandler. Abdominal surgery hasn't stopped you from eating for five people, why would it stop you from singing for one hour a week?
 
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Chinny can't breathe properly when she's sitting down doing nothing; she'd never have good breath control for singing and her teacher isn't gonna be able to help with that. She really should just STOP.
 
Chinny can't breathe properly when she's sitting down doing nothing; she'd never have good breath control for singing and her teacher isn't gonna be able to help with that. She really should just STOP.
Singing or playing a wind instrument would actually tone up her throat muscles and help her breathe. I'm sure she'll achieve this by going to another free-first-lesson teacher and never going back.

Sorry for shitposting. Slow work day.
 
I kinda love it when she pulls this shit.

Yeah, most women wear makeup to look their best, and I would imagine "professional YouTubers" aren't above editing their photos a little bit here and there. In Chantal's mind, that means all women are as ugly as she is and she's just honest enough to admit she's altered her pictures. She is just as beautiful as anyone else; they just have better editing software.

Likewise, I'm guessing it's pretty standard for most record producers to use at least a few elements of enhancement or other studio trickery when they're recording vocals for an album. Therefore, Chantal is as good a singer as anyone else out there; she just needs to tweak the reverb a bit to prove it.

And while we're at it, she's absolutely capable of being a professional body-builder. She just hasn't gotten around to it yet.

Just a few more entries for the List of Reasons Chantal is Normal and We're all Hypocrites. I'll put them after "everyone gorges on fast food a minimum of several times a week" and just before "everyone farts as loudly, frequently, and shamelessly as Chantal".

In my opinion, this kind of batshit narcissism rivals gravy-drinking for sheer amusement.
 
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