DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

i don't think he's exaggerating because failing to read the back of a box to see what dlc is included is pretty sad and no normal person would admit to being that fucking dumb

probably called bestbuy to complain

 

[Pargon]

I like to think that it's just Phil's exaggeration and lies to be able to step away from streaming and playing videogames to go fix himself some food for his fat ass. No one is this fucking stupid.

Like imagine having to help your S.O. with such a simple solution and failing after taking 25 minutes.

This also confirms that he spent way more than $90 USD on just that trip to Best Buy. Who knows where else he went that day.

If so I really hope Kat knows he's making her out to be an utter buffoon in order to cover whatever deficit of character he's trying to conceal today.

Sure would be unfortunate if someone clipped his explanation and made her aware of it.

You know, on Minecraft.

 

[Nixxit]

Imagine calling Phil for his problem solving abilities.

Dude gets stucks playing games for 6 years old, as a guy who plays video games 6~ish hours a day.

 

[tzgnilki]

If so I really hope Kat knows he's making her out to be an utter buffoon in order to cover whatever deficit of character he's trying to conceal today.

Sure would be unfortunate if someone clipped his explanation and made her aware of it.

You know, on Minecraft.

and she has been playing it for a while if she has done all the dlc, working btw

 

[Schmeckel]

Putting aside Kat's horse brain, how did it take Phil 25 minutes to fix it?

Phil eats cup noodles with a spoon.

 

[Pargon]

and she has been playing it for a while if she has done all the dlc, working btw

That I can at least understand. If I was married to Phil Burnell I'd want to spend as much time away from him as possible. She has her own room with her own hobbies that allow her to close a door, put on headphones and ignore him. It's entirely possible they do not sleep in the same room, and considering how much housework Phil probably does, I wouldn't return the favor by busting my ass to compensate for it. Of course she has tons of time to play vidya; they don't do anything except for once a week going out and spending money on god knows what.

 

[Muppetmode]

Phil eats cup noodles with a spoon.

Same dude who thought the dealership would call him to get his oil changed. Maybe his car accident happened before it needed an oil change and his parents did it without telling him.

 

[Agent Proper]

That I can at least understand. If I was married to Phil Burnell I'd want to spend as much time away from him as possible. She has her own room with her own hobbies that allow her to close a door, put on headphones and ignore him. It's entirely possible they do not sleep in the same room, and considering how much housework Phil probably does, I wouldn't return the favor by busting my ass to compensate for it. Of course she has tons of time to play vidya; they don't do anything except for once a week going out and spending money on god knows what.

I couldn't imagine how it would feel to get home from a job to your Husband yelling at games for hours almost every night. I feel bad if I am gaming for more than 15 min. after Mrs. Proper gets home and that is after I already did some easy house chores and started dinner. No wonder why she wanted Jasper at least he might be happy when Kat gets home. A relationship like could take a toll on one's social needs. It must be like living with a very pale ghost in the house, Ignore it until it stops making noise.

 

[DarkSydeOfTheBoulder]

One might point to recent $100/stream Tip Goals not have being met. Thus, the D$P household needs these 'Raffle' streams for the 'walking about money' in D$P's wallet come their official Off Day.

On a side note: It was brought up that one night D$P had to "go pick Kat up from work". One wonders why? Why did she not take the car to work that day? Did D$P cancel/start late due to having to take her to work a stream this day? How did she get to work? I would like to know the day he said he had to "go pick her up from work" so that these questions might have some answer. What was the reason why he had to go get her from work? Was there one?

(Quote of original post edited down to most pertinent parts - and Phil has ruined that word now lol)

My apologies if this was a recent event I missed and it happened again, I've not been following the Pig as much lately, but there were one or more days in the winter months this year when Phil drove Khet to work and then back to pick her up when it was snowing. Around the time they were driving to the mailbox. I can't recall his b.s. excuse for why she couldn't drive in the snow herself, being from Michigan and all, but I do remember him ending early and tractor speculation about it. This may be the incident in question.

Also, fwiw I completely agree with you about their day off money and that he directly schedules his most lucrative streams before them and it all goes to crap (and found your choice of words amusing...reminded me of Slingblade when the guy who hires Carl on to work and stay in his garage gives him some "walking around money." Oh, and Khet agrees with me agreeing with you.

 

[tomstone]

Monthly reminder that Phil's Paymetron is still falling off the cliff every month, reaching another new low as we enter December


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for every 1$ he loses on patreon he scams 10$+ more on twitch so its nothing to be happy agout.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I still can’t get over how venomously dark hates wings based off nothing but what someone in chat told him. I’ve never listened to that podcast wings sometimes goes on, but I’ve also never seen him say a single bad thing about dark other than “I could take him, I’m a big guy” he actually goes out of his way to defend dark and all his antics and mods people directly insulting him

This dude acts like this guy robbed him or shit talked him to his face, it’s honestly so exceptional and I love it

 

[Shambler]

when did he start hating wings so hard? not a week ago wings was an okay topic of discussion in his chat, was it really the "wings cried" that spurred this on?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

when did he start hating wings so hard? not a week ago wings was an okay topic of discussion in his chat, was it really the "wings cried" that spurred this on?

It’s because people started talking about him more and more. It was okay when it was a few people shitting on him, but darks ego gets bruised when anything gets discussed that he either doesn’t care about, or is a person other than him. Factor in he’s been bottling up this anger towards wings because he thinks wings said he flaked on a collab(of all things to be this fucking salty about) and here we are, the piggies audience is being potentially entertained by another lolcow, and he’s sticking out his hooves in intimidation

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Salubrious]

Didn't DSP say that Wings invited him to a podcast, DSP accepted, but then Wings never called him back and then "LIED" about how DSP cancelled on him? That could be another reason that DSP invented in his own mind.

 

[actually]

It's time for the November 2019 monthly roundup. All the usual caveats apply:

1) Subs and cheers are pulled from logs and are accurate to the cent unless I'm missing some logs.
2) Tips are...mostly counted, but they're not exact anymore because I can't be fucked to go counting dozens of $1 tips from dipshits who think they're owning Phil or from morons like CMFool who think they have to put a $1 in the machine to get it to talk (not wrong..but still).
3) Youtube is estimated as $1-$3 CPM.
4) Patreon is tracked and all increases are added to the month end total.

Spoiler: Cheerers (# of cheers and total)

goldencolts cheered [159] times: $85.79 (avg. cheer of $0.54; 5.74% of total)
phrenelith cheered [4] times: $85.00 (avg. cheer of $21.25; 5.69% of total)
nihilistic_goldfish cheered [3] times: $56.15 (avg. cheer of $18.72; 3.76% of total)
paladintybo cheered [2] times: $51.00 (avg. cheer of $25.50; 3.42% of total)
ananonymouscheerer cheered [64] times: $50.37 (avg. cheer of $0.79; 3.37% of total)
dylancious cheered [3] times: $48.50 (avg. cheer of $16.17; 3.25% of total)
mrpapaveraceae cheered [84] times: $43.60 (avg. cheer of $0.52; 2.92% of total)
phillips_smelly_chair cheered [87] times: $43.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 2.91% of total)
m5nsx cheered [75] times: $41.76 (avg. cheer of $0.56; 2.80% of total)
starwarsfan002 cheered [18] times: $41.40 (avg. cheer of $2.30; 2.77% of total)
insomniaticmeat cheered [29] times: $34.50 (avg. cheer of $1.19; 2.31% of total)
retro_jim_ cheered [56] times: $30.50 (avg. cheer of $0.54; 2.04% of total)
akioartorius cheered [61] times: $30.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 2.04% of total)
pwdubz cheered [39] times: $30.40 (avg. cheer of $0.78; 2.04% of total)
philly_buckeye cheered [53] times: $28.00 (avg. cheer of $0.53; 1.87% of total)
two_bar_king cheered [12] times: $27.00 (avg. cheer of $2.25; 1.81% of total)
sambuca2020 cheered [14] times: $25.00 (avg. cheer of $1.79; 1.67% of total)
timboslicegb cheered [46] times: $23.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 1.54% of total)
captcaveman4201 cheered [19] times: $20.00 (avg. cheer of $1.05; 1.34% of total)
1phantomfuzz1 cheered [25] times: $19.70 (avg. cheer of $0.79; 1.32% of total)
lil_jimmy277 cheered [39] times: $19.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 1.31% of total)
yoshinolover cheered [17] times: $18.55 (avg. cheer of $1.09; 1.24% of total)
sambridges13 cheered [31] times: $15.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 1.04% of total)
nepgearcpuc cheered [2] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $7.50; 1.00% of total)
magnusflamebeard cheered [9] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $1.67; 1.00% of total)
tantamounter cheered [9] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $1.67; 1.00% of total)
poshganache cheered [3] times: $13.36 (avg. cheer of $4.45; 0.89% of total)
thatanonymouse cheered [6] times: $10.99 (avg. cheer of $1.83; 0.74% of total)
cholo_veterano_og cheered [10] times: $10.99 (avg. cheer of $1.10; 0.74% of total)
richardlinkl cheered [21] times: $10.85 (avg. cheer of $0.52; 0.73% of total)
ripleyatomic cheered [2] times: $10.50 (avg. cheer of $5.25; 0.70% of total)
honestfan cheered [11] times: $10.13 (avg. cheer of $0.92; 0.68% of total)
0kay_boomer cheered [5] times: $10.10 (avg. cheer of $2.02; 0.68% of total)
eternal_napalm cheered [11] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $0.91; 0.67% of total)
j4k3d00d cheered [1] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $10.00; 0.67% of total)
nahua1ito cheered [4] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $2.50; 0.67% of total)
big_deez_ cheered [6] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $1.67; 0.67% of total)
vincent_9999 cheered [13] times: $9.45 (avg. cheer of $0.73; 0.63% of total)
frogginz_ cheered [18] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.60% of total)
naffiaxx_ cheered [4] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $2.25; 0.60% of total)
katexo234 cheered [9] times: $8.55 (avg. cheer of $0.95; 0.57% of total)
shrimplypimply cheered [17] times: $8.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.57% of total)
silasdarko cheered [6] times: $8.18 (avg. cheer of $1.36; 0.55% of total)
mrterrahawk cheered [15] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $0.53; 0.54% of total)
bethecolonel cheered [8] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.54% of total)
gerardcrow cheered [16] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.54% of total)
cumcuck cheered [9] times: $7.61 (avg. cheer of $0.85; 0.51% of total)
breadpainting cheered [3] times: $7.45 (avg. cheer of $2.48; 0.50% of total)
bentatorship cheered [7] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.47% of total)
ganglyuncoordinateddee cheered [2] times: $6.70 (avg. cheer of $3.35; 0.45% of total)
goldennobles cheered [7] times: $6.65 (avg. cheer of $0.95; 0.45% of total)
snikskytterbjorn cheered [3] times: $6.06 (avg. cheer of $2.02; 0.41% of total)
i_am_sofa_king_hot_ cheered [3] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $2.00; 0.40% of total)
savethepigthegame cheered [3] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $2.00; 0.40% of total)
tomahawkmcx cheered [3] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $2.00; 0.40% of total)
g33krom cheered [6] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.40% of total)
josemartinez323 cheered [6] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.40% of total)
internet_famous_mcroix cheered [2] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $3.00; 0.40% of total)
grinbert cheered [3] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $2.00; 0.40% of total)
infinite_55 cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.33% of total)
kodykarls cheered [10] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.33% of total)
actualbrother cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.33% of total)
holla_hokes cheered [5] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.33% of total)
kornchi cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.33% of total)
bagelgoose_ cheered [5] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.33% of total)
darth_chowie cheered [7] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $0.71; 0.33% of total)
nathvapes cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 0.33% of total)
(everyone under $5 in cheers was removed due to space restrictions)

Only big surprise here is that GoldenColts somehow became the top cheerer.

Spoiler: Subs by Tier

# of gifted subs = 228
Gift Sub Recipients = ['nihilistic_goldfish (1)', 'abdul_shalhoub_el_habibi (1)', 'kuramathedoggo (1)', 'kozatof_ban_counter (1)', 'imamatureadult (1)', 'teviniswachingyou (1)', 'sprankn (1)', 'joerogan (1)', 'bernie_sanders (1)', 'katexo234 (1)', 'sungkwon (1)', 'ironman6009 (1)', 'solarian (1)', 'blk_mage_ctype (1)', 'mynameisericc (1)', 'darksydephilgetajob (1)', 'dakkysmurf (1)', 'bernielomax_ (1)', 'almightytevinpraisebe (1)', 'dspislazyandfat (1)', 'majinchris (1)', 'monika_chan_is_the_best (1)', 'kennishi (1)', 'vincent_9999 (1)', 'marc_murphy (1)', 'phillips_smelly_leanin (1)', 'brianmcgee48 (1)', 'almightytevin (1)', 'tha_gouter_worlds (1)', 'diving_headbutt (1)', 'tevins_bbc_in_kats_throat (1)', 'sailcat828 (1)', 'lecloon75 (1)', 'xamazingpixel (1)', 'coonerx (1)', 'jonathan_snow (1)', 'darksfadilliyo (1)', 'dspismyfavoritestreamer (1)', 'yourbadatgame (1)', 'madara_is_god_ (1)', 'bethecolonel (1)', 'handhold_counter (1)', 'wingsofrecedinghairline (1)', 'smegmapoo (1)', 'disabledbrony (1)', 'almighty_tevin4324 (1)', 'thisgameissotrashlmao (1)', 'vendatus (1)', 'canyoushutuppleasethanks (1)', 'tevinisthebest (1)', 'frog_in_a_tuxedo_ (1)', 'painfulxmemories (1)', 'ladygagalive (1)', 'the_truth_of_the_matter (1)', 'oppressed_gamer123 (1)', 'darksydephillipisabum (1)', 'mynameiserik65 (1)', 'frogs_with_laserbeams (1)', 'ellevin11 (1)', 'hugh_gianus (1)', 'doodly_dread (1)', 'eggs_n_sausage (1)', 'beggingformoney (1)', 'sentientsausagegaming (1)', 'botchspecialist (1)', 'musicrecords7 (1)', 'honestfan (1)', 'blazingplague (1)', 'lildude67 (1)', 'outrunexile (1)', 'orson_the_voice (1)', 'ambitiousmoose (1)', 'sammyt1414 (1)', 'hailhyfra03 (1)', 'garfator (1)', 'nuffinafrogcoulddo (1)', 'infinitywarddevteam (1)', 'anxova (1)', 'xgodblaze (1)', 'xairys (1)', 'lunartears0 (1)', 'taiwanesebikemanufacturer (1)', 'niteksha (1)', 'jliu25 (1)', 'bogiesix (1)', 'ulttdancer (1)', 'nottheguyyoujustbanned (1)', 'nfactor (1)', 'christopherodd (1)', 'blacksalvey (1)', 'applicativeappletrees (1)', 'aliceeyes (1)', 'black_sheep_0213 (1)', 'caramelglobe_93 (1)', 'alwayscheeses (1)', 'ludwigworldorder (1)', 'playcool18 (1)', 'perfect_picasso_part2 (1)', 'stormforcegamer (1)', 'chrisbreezy69 (1)', 'babymangamingvodhdedition (1)', 'lambdingov3 (1)', 'pinkdolphin95 (1)', 'dicaprioholdingaglassup (1)', 'lets_woosah (1)', 'flowsouth8 (1)', 'superpositiveguy (1)', 'cyndi (1)', 'pwdubz (1)', 'bionich00t (1)', 'tevinizhere (1)', 'bobbyray152 (1)', 'sawarunan (1)', 'makalaus28 (1)', 'misakatron (1)', 'playscratsnuttyadventure (1)', 'thethingilikeaboutdsp (1)', 'hippo2 (1)', 'iceindube (1)', 'stinkydinks (1)', 'agoodrpg (1)', 'boyiem (1)', 'collage (1)', 'drunk_boris_yeltzin (1)', 'theparadox988 (1)', 'spaghettifrag_yt (1)', 'derichloveslemur (1)', 'reptoid (1)', 'thedoctor5437 (1)', 'lordxlaw (1)', 'humblequinn (1)', 'lostinnotion (1)', 'italiansexgod (1)', 'revisionistbrain (1)', 'louis1222 (1)', 'wickede (1)', 'ancientgeorge (1)', 'timboslicegb (2)', 'primerapier3225 (1)', 'youreamuppet (1)', 'kat_gotblacked (1)', 'ayakashii (1)', 'katgotaids (1)', 'bigfatwobblybuttcheeks (1)', 'i_got_my_cat_and_kat (1)', 'illdamage (1)', 'upwardtrajectory (1)', 'zefearus (1)', 'imadfusion (1)', 'silentweaponsiii (1)', 'dsp_pandalee_left_himlmao (1)', 'phillips_smelly_content (1)', 'katsucksdarieloff (1)', 'kat_is_a_horse (1)', 'katischeatingonphil (1)', 'snikskytterbjorn (1)', 'curiosity_killed_theclaws (1)', 'ipslfn (1)', 'big_deez_ (1)', 'boogie2988 (1)', 'kat_had_legal_issues_2013 (1)', 'rattybag (1)', 'danksydephil_ (1)', 'fullmetaljackinit (1)', 'toxicbathtubjuice (1)', 'neonzombiee (1)', 'frog_froggerson (1)', 'spent_death (1)', 'pwnage101 (1)', 'rbreezay (1)', 'polish__frog (1)', 'jimquisition (1)', 'katisinsanelytight (1)', 'kat_is_useless (1)', 'kat_life_sucks (1)', 'dsp_is_a_charlatan (1)', 'sandyravage (1)', 'philburnellthehermit (1)', 'sirqueefington (1)', 'soul_power_ (1)', 'howlingwolfjoey (1)', 'midstancephil (1)', 'quavoid (1)', 'sambridges13 (1)', 'polish_clefairy (1)', 'saige_blake (1)', 'dsp_jax_off_live (1)', 'begging_syde_phil (1)', 'dsp_fatfucc (1)', 'ikilledkenny4x8 (1)', 'subscribe_to_lsbgaming7 (1)', 'stopbegging5 (1)', 'eyereallyhateyou (1)', 'khet_loves_tevins_bbc (1)', 'challengecompletedd (1)', 'onision (1)', 'katsnewboyfriend (1)', 'hide_on_kats_mom_bush (1)', 'tevin_made_over_2k_today (1)', 'tevin_thegreat (1)', 'tevin_is_alive (1)', 'yourcontentistrashlol (1)', 'dsp_begs_for_cash (1)', 'youreascammerl (1)', 'tevin_donates (1)', 'tevin_got_5000_in_2_days (1)', 'yourascumbaglol (1)', 'youlooklikeafatweirdo (1)', 'youlooklikeafattkeemstar (1)', 'disgusting_faeces (1)', 'morahnicfrahg (1)', 'tag_me_if_tevin_watching (1)', 'yourcontentisgarbage (1)', 'kinggoken (1)', 'suckasurprise (1)', 'wingsofredemption (1)', 'a_la_la_la_la_la_la_la_la (1)', 'tevinthelegend (1)', 'kat_is_a_dike (1)', 'f__k_you_blitch_kat (1)', 'urascammerhopeuloose (1)', 'hachubby (1)', 'you_suck_at_this_game (1)', 'youreascumbag (1)', 'dragonquestfan_ (1)', 'kat_theuselessgay (1)', 'kat_is_gay_and_strange (1)', 'tevin_has_more_viewers (1)']
# of 4.99 subs = 593
# of 9.99 subs = 8 by ['rumpelstiltzkinz', 'dissydopressor', 'superbatcat', 'timboslicegb***', 'captaindcw9514', 'two_bar_king', 'magnusflamebeard', 'straightcashhomie29']
# of 24.99 subs = 1 by ['merdok']
# of gift sub renewals = 1 by ['eliteshadowninja']

Final subcount was 663. Total subs in chat was 602. There were a whopping 228 gifted subs, accounting for 1/3rd of the total subs for the month. You might also notice the troll names that received subs. I'm not going to recount them, but somewhere around 1/3rd of the gifted subs were these troll names, gifted anonymously.

Spoiler: Sub Gifters

ananonymousgifter gave 66 $4.99 subs. ($165.00)
phrenelith gave 10 $4.99 subs. ($25.00)
cliffybiro gave 8 $4.99 subs. ($20.00)
elniceoguyo gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
m5nsx gave 4 $4.99 subs. ($10.00)
d_train12 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
authenticitaliandolphin gave 5 $4.99 subs. ($12.50)
yaboybob gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
silasdarko gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
internet_famous_mcroix gave 4 $4.99 subs. ($10.00)
tomahawkmcx gave 4 $4.99 subs. ($10.00)
phillips_smelly_chair gave 17 $4.99 subs. ($42.50)
jack_spartacus gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
pwnage101 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
rumpelstiltzkinz gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
infinite_55 gave 3 $4.99 subs. ($7.50)
glovez123 gave 5 $4.99 subs. ($12.50)
philly_buckeye gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
yeah4335 gave 3 $4.99 subs. ($7.50)
richardlinkl gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
sada20a0akk gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
cashmeregoat gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
breadednuggets gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
rob8777 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
fluffycowsforyou gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
nocouture gave 66 $4.99 subs. ($165.00)
nocouture gave 1 $9.99 subs. ($6.00)
dylancious gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
thatanonymouse gave 14 $4.99 subs. ($35.00)
grazydream gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)

Spoiler: Tippers (# of tips and total)

nocouture tipped [12] times: $323.00 (Avg: $26.92)
silentbob tipped [8] times: $276.00 (Avg: $34.50)
paladintybo tipped [2] times: $186.01 (Avg: $93.00)
cmfool tipped [23] times: $109.00 (Avg: $4.74)
rob warren tipped [10] times: $106.00 (Avg: $10.60)
demitrimaximoff tipped [1] times: $100.00 (Avg: $100.00)
thethathasblacklightning tipped [1] times: $100.00 (Avg: $100.00)
starsaintmark tipped [1] times: $100.00 (Avg: $100.00)
someguy tipped [1] times: $99.00 (Avg: $99.00)
tomahawkmcx tipped [6] times: $93.00 (Avg: $15.50)
phrenelith tipped [1] times: $80.00 (Avg: $80.00)
sir hendrik tipped [6] times: $80.00 (Avg: $13.33)
lrproductions tipped [4] times: $68.66 (Avg: $17.16)
anonymous tipped [7] times: $56.77 (Avg: $8.11)
trolltip tipped [17] times: $55.00 (Avg: $3.24)
finallaugh87 tipped [1] times: $55.00 (Avg: $55.00)
ripleyatomic tipped [1] times: $50.00 (Avg: $50.00)
thepastryarchy tipped [1] times: $47.00 (Avg: $47.00)
saltybballamerican99 tipped [6] times: $47.00 (Avg: $7.83)
internet famous mcroix tipped [6] times: $34.66 (Avg: $5.78)
ps4proisweak tipped [4] times: $33.95 (Avg: $8.49)
casper tipped [2] times: $30.00 (Avg: $15.00)
bobbajo tipped [3] times: $30.00 (Avg: $10.00)
godzilla tipped [2] times: $25.00 (Avg: $12.50)
knownunknowns tipped [1] times: $23.00 (Avg: $23.00)
kennishi tipped [1] times: $20.01 (Avg: $20.01)
lycifersoul tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00)
steven tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00)
kelenna tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00)
guitarplayer1939 tipped [2] times: $20.00 (Avg: $10.00)
elevenon tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00)
pwnage101 tipped [3] times: $18.00 (Avg: $6.00)
battleduck9000 tipped [2] times: $18.00 (Avg: $9.00)
joe tipped [2] times: $16.02 (Avg: $8.01)
sleaye tipped [2] times: $16.00 (Avg: $8.00)
heeb tipped [1] times: $15.00 (Avg: $15.00)
abdullah tipped [1] times: $15.00 (Avg: $15.00)
straightcashhomie tipped [1] times: $15.00 (Avg: $15.00)
unknown tipped [8] times: $13.50 (Avg: $1.69)
m5nsx tipped [2] times: $13.00 (Avg: $6.50)
paladin tybo tipped [1] times: $13.00 (Avg: $13.00)
superbatcat tipped [2] times: $13.00 (Avg: $6.50)
bigpapaphil tipped [3] times: $12.00 (Avg: $4.00)
phaethon131 tipped [1] times: $12.00 (Avg: $12.00)
pinkrocket tipped [1] times: $11.01 (Avg: $11.01)
actualbrother tipped [1] times: $11.00 (Avg: $11.00)
shaokhanartist87 tipped [1] times: $11.00 (Avg: $11.00)
sb tipped [1] times: $10.01 (Avg: $10.01)
thehate tipped [2] times: $10.00 (Avg: $5.00)
geekrom tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
alfredaponte tipped [5] times: $10.00 (Avg: $2.00)
deadmans14 tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
anon tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
mr hendrik tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
bender tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
elski tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00)
hotpokket tipped [1] times: $9.00 (Avg: $9.00)
jellybean tipped [1] times: $8.00 (Avg: $8.00)
fluffycowsforyou tipped [2] times: $8.00 (Avg: $4.00)
odmamamurphy tipped [1] times: $8.00 (Avg: $8.00)
awful_waffle tipped [2] times: $8.00 (Avg: $4.00)
ramboismybae tipped [3] times: $8.00 (Avg: $2.67)
shaokhanartist tipped [1] times: $7.00 (Avg: $7.00)
ok boomer tipped [1] times: $6.89 (Avg: $6.89)
heysiri tipped [1] times: $6.66 (Avg: $6.66)
mojosd tipped [1] times: $6.00 (Avg: $6.00)
hsmiya tipped [1] times: $6.00 (Avg: $6.00)
ihateyouphil tipped [1] times: $6.00 (Avg: $6.00)
fat mister bo tipped [1] times: $5.89 (Avg: $5.89)
inquisition of kozilek tipped [1] times: $5.50 (Avg: $5.50)
okay boomer tipped [1] times: $5.46 (Avg: $5.46)
plateredboldcat tipped [1] times: $5.45 (Avg: $5.45)
ray tipped [1] times: $5.01 (Avg: $5.01)
cjuphoria tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
awcgreat tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
infinitesphere tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
piffles tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
iloveburritos tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
abookgaming tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
scavengingboos tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
psfanboy tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
pwdubz tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
darkconfidant tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
dragonquestfan tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
cynical2dd tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
giuseppe moretti tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
lulu tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
barnes tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
yaboyjc tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
thatmen tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
benislord420 tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00)
dennisisabastardman tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20)
ikilledkenny4x8 tipped [2] times: $4.01 (Avg: $2.00)
rumplestiltzkin tipped [1] times: $3.33 (Avg: $3.33)
authentic italian dolphin tipped [1] times: $3.33 (Avg: $3.33)
letsallmakebelieve tipped [1] times: $3.00 (Avg: $3.00)
plizzat5 tipped [2] times: $3.00 (Avg: $1.50)
nope tipped [1] times: $3.00 (Avg: $3.00)
jdiff tipped [1] times: $3.00 (Avg: $3.00)
pringles of redemption tipped [1] times: $3.00 (Avg: $3.00)
okayboomer tipped [1] times: $2.01 (Avg: $2.01)
cody tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
therealspoonyone tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
spawnkiller tipped [2] times: $2.00 (Avg: $1.00)
jerkstore tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
fatalskills tipped [1] times: $2.00 (Avg: $2.00)
samson tipped [1] times: $1.50 (Avg: $1.50)
culitoisback tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
snorlax tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
the flat man tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
strongroom lad tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
owenbenjamin tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
trap_gf tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
culito tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
sonichu3000 tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
goodgamegoblin tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
doppelganger tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
philip rivers tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
jackspartacus tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
rashonj76 tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
infinityward tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
gerardpro tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)
king tut was a funky dude tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00)

Unique tippers = 123
Total tips = $ 2904.84
Total tips assuming $0.30 + 2.9% fees on each = $ 2744.40
Tips under $1: 51 totaling 51.00
Tips between $1 and $5: 85 totaling 347.88
Tips between $5 and $10: 53 totaling 421.14
Tips between $10 and $20: 32 totaling 504.80
Tips between $20 and $50: 24 totaling 800.01
Tips above $50: 9 totaling 780.01

Nothing weird about the tips (note that this is woefully incomplete). Overwhelming majority of money comes from whales like nocouture and silentbob. Of noteworthiness is the fact that CMFool has apparently come into money and has upped their tips accordingly. Phil, of course, could not give two shits about what CMFool has to say and regularly demeans him/her.

Spoiler: Sub Gifts by Date

Total to date: 228
11-01: 1
11-02: 1
11-03: 4
11-04: 9
11-05: 1
11-06: 8
11-07: 4
11-08: 10
11-09: 9
11-10: 3
11-11: 15
11-12: 1
11-13: 45
11-14: 16
11-15: 14
11-16: 0
11-17: 3
11-18: 11
11-19: 1
11-20: 3
11-21: 3
11-22: 0
11-23: 8
11-24: 6
11-25: 19
11-26: 0
11-27: 11
11-28: 7
11-29: 11
11-30: 4

Final Twitch stats:

Cheers: $1,493.38
Subs: $1,720.50
Tips: $4,249.89 (this is a minimum and is without fees taken into account)

November Twitch = $7,463.77

Youtube: 828k views = $828 - $2484

Patreon:

Final money line is: 366.20
Total from new pledges: 15.27
Total pledge increases during the month is: 49.75
Final total is: $ 415.95
$1 patrons change = 2
$5 patrons change = 1
$10 patrons change = -1
$20 patrons change = 0
$50 patrons change = 0


Money "earned" during November = $8,707.72 - $10,363.72

Stay tuned for the special treat. Should be ready in just a little bit.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I still can’t get over how venomously dark hates wings based off nothing but what someone in chat told him. I’ve never listened to that podcast wings sometimes goes on, but I’ve also never seen him say a single bad thing about dark other than “I could take him, I’m a big guy” he actually goes out of his way to defend dark and all his antics and mods people directly insulting him

This dude acts like this guy robbed him or shit talked him to his face, it’s honestly so exceptional and I love it

Wings had the temerity to ask DSP to play videogames with him.. like are you serious dood you want us to play fucking videogames together? Did you even send the request through the proper channels via my angelfire link to my hotmail account?

I do believe in Phil's mind something this simple opens yet another floodgate on exposing him as antisocial weirdo and he can't handle the deluge (in reality probably all of 5 people) of "harassment" that comes from people asking him quite rightly; why do you refuse to act like anything but an alien and do a co-op stream with another living human being.

He's afraid of his own trolls. He's afraid of Wings' trolls.. he's terrified of the fact that Wings handles them far better than Phil does and would show him up live and in living color for the gaping vageen he truly is and always has been. His compulsion to make excuses also dictates that he'd rather turn Wings into a detractor as a means of trying to deflect and take the spotlight off himself and place the blame on the guy who was trying to be friendly and accommodating on the platform they share.

The only time he's willing to give up the spotlight is when he's aiming it at someone else under false pretenses. Get a load of wut this asshole's trying to do to me guys he just wants me on his stream so his fans will make fun of me! Had Kat actually exhibited a personality (any sort at all) and grown to enjoy being on stream with him it would have eaten him up inside over time. All you need for proof is to look back at any time he shared the couch with Panda and look at the vacant stare coming out of his melon head when he took a rare breath to let her chime in; he was never listening to anything she actually had to say he was simply waiting for the chance to start flapping his gums again.

The Quartering interview is a rare exception because it was ALL ABOUT P.P BURNELLI by design and that's the only kind of exposure he's willing to accept. Mr $800 for an interview needs his bad back rubbed and his gouty foot iced and to basically have his ego wrapped in cotton wool 365 days a year otherwise he'd do something drastic like admit his life is a disaster and he should just drown himself in the kiddy ball pit the next time he and the wife go to the arcade to play The House of the Dead or just stay at home instead to stop spending money and acknowledge they already live in that House.

 

[Salubrious]

Remember, it's literally DSP's policy to ignore streamers that come into his chat because he doesn't want his stream "derailed" by talking about them.

10 months ago, this is DSP literally stopping the stream to lecture his audience since they were "spamming his chat" since Wings showed up and DSP was blatantly ignoring him. DSP literally says that his audience should ignore them too: "Oh wow someone is here that's nice okay continue on with the game."

 

[Kheapathic]

DSP going ham about wanting a tutorial in Death Stranding. Meanwhile, learning SF2 with quarters is different.

Talking out of both sides of his mouth.

 

[Slander Man]

So apparently this is the guy gifting all of the troll subs. He claims he is cheating the system and Phil isn't getting the money.