Introduction Thread

[Strange Rope Hero]

Detransition is forbidden, you're either a woman or a dead traitor.

no

 

[cruelcruelsummer]

hi there

cruel summer to happy winter

 

[Whatsup bud?]

Not new just lost my password because I am not smart. Was Whelp_Bai

Hi anyway.

 

[VagTuck]

Came for some special cases like Luna, the Lich Queen or the now free Hartley Hooligans

 

[A Welsh Cake]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles,

• ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

 

[Junior Faze]

dammit.

I coulda been Troony McTroonface.

Oh well. No ragrets.

 

[Crimson Lasseter]

Saying for the second time. First time is towards Oban because I didn't know there's an orientation thread.

I'm here to rely this, regardless of WHAT THE ALLEGEDLY FAKE NEWS HAS TOLD ME, as a one-stop research for my enrollment for my Associate Degree on S.I.R.
Severe Internet Retardation

I visit it as as some kind of asylum.

I've learned something about the state of 2010s internet.
We're living in a Reaction Nation and I don't ask for or deserve this.
Also, we're still playing a game of Spot the Bigot (Thread coming soon). Kick the Autistic is so yesterday. STATEMENT HAS BEEN REDACTED

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles,

• ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

I had flashbacks to Tripp pants and loitering at the Walmart parking lot.... Don't....Don't ever do this again!

 

[Laffs n Gaffs]

Lurked on and off for two(?) years now, time to hop on the wild ride.

 

[Marceline]

Blah blah blah hello I’m a blah blah artist who buys all her clothes at thrift stores blah blah
I have stories to tell which is why I’m here.

 

[Thornforg]

Decided to make an account after a few years of on/off lurking. Kinda been missing participating in forum culture.

 

[edgy supermacy]

/b/ went to shit years ago, /pol/ is full of shills. Halfchan is for normies now anyway, and 8chan isnt really a thing anymore. I've been lurking for about a year. Made an account back then but lost the password. Noticed I'd been checking in daily again and figured it was time to make another account.

/r9k/ is still lit

 

[Star Child]

I'm half the man I used to be.

sorry about your double leg amputation, bro

 

[Busty Lady]

This is a little late since I've been here a while now, but HI! I'm bustylady, and I'm totally a busty lady irl uwu

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Apparently I've never posted in this thread even after being here for a few months.

I was brought here by the incident at Christ Church since it was the only place hosting the video and I wanted to watch it for myself. I then got fascinated how the place was was a better in between of reddit and the chans. I couldn't really fit in either place anywayso after lurking since then I decided to make an account on here for the hell of it and partake in the fun.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

Finally decided to bite the bullet and make an account. I THINK I first stumbled here when a bunch of users were discussing Moviebob's autobiography (pffft). Simple laziness pushed this forum away from my mind, but I guess that was the beginning of the end. A couple years later, I've returned to lurk. A few months later, a Movie Night attendee. And now, present.

Please take good care of me. I am not edible.

 

[Verdejante]

I didn't know there was an introduction thread.
I first discovered kiwi years ago over Amberlynn Reid. Joined...not long ago. English is my second language, so if I say something that sounds weird, it's probably because I wasn't paying attention.
I love laughing at these wonderful, amazing "cows" the internet has given us.

 

[Mimekiller]

Hey I'm mimekiller, I bounced around twitter a lot with this handle before being permanently banned in 07 after suggesting a journalist gently, ever so gently, give my testicles a tongue bath

 

[Mamisu]

I make funny posts on the internet

 

[CashMoney!]

Hey dudes. I've been lurking for a couple of years on and off while following the trainwrecks of Onision, Amberlynn, Hooligans, and some other e-celebrities. I used to be on PULL a lot but KF is a good upgrade.