Jace Connors is a hoax.

[cans.wav]

FEEL MY JIMMIES MOVE AND THEN

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I refuse to believe this. Say it ain't so Commander Stryker.

The only thing I can think of is that Jan is Jace like Tyler is Tyce. They both want to sound bad ass

 

[hullo8d]

What does this mean for Wu's protection order? Who was it made out to? If she knew Jace was fake why not expose him for the glory? Does this confirm the order wasn't real or was real?

I believe what she posted was a request for a restraining order.

 

[CWCissey]

What does this mean for Wu's protection order? Who was it made out to? If she knew Jace was fake why not expose him for the glory? Does this confirm the order wasn't real or was real?

She didn't know he was fake. She was too stupid to see he was harmless for Godssakes...

 

[Cum Crime]

If Wu turns out to be another player in the scheme I might have a legit existential crisis

 

[Spectator]

I believe what she posted was a request for a restraining order.

On WHO?

 

[PsychicFish]

Incidentally, does Wal-Mart even sell Korans? I've never seen one..

They certainly *used* to, I remember seeing one in a larger wal-mart (well, the smaller ones rarely had book sections anyway), about '99 or so. It wouldn't surprise me if that stopped post-9/11 because the Walton family are just kinda weird like that.

 

[NZDROW]

Honestly though, I'm not sure that you can ask much more of a lolcow than what we got out of Deagle Nation, and I'm not sure anything can ever top the sheer beauty that was.

Godspeed to Jan for somehow pulling off this ridiculous shit for three years unhitched. You earned it, friend, even if you're possibly completely insane.

 

[tehfolder]

I kinda want to know how asking for a restraining order against a person who does not even exist went down. Did they let her know they couldn't find out who she was talking about?

 

[Olhelm]

#ThankYouStryker

 

[DangerJones]

What does this mean for Wu's protection order?

My uneducated guess would be that Wu was rused and just saying anything to look like the "bigger" person

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I honestly assumed CIADude420 WAS DeagleDad420, but he was just fucking with Jace, but never really thought about it much.

Same here, in the same way that Chris-chan trolls would pretend to be different personas to trick Chris.

 

[DN 420]

if wu is a ruse then we would at least have the solace of ending ghazi.

 

[Damn Near]

Stryker... no....

 

[zap2theextreme]

On WHO?

She probably requested the form, filled it out, and then never did anything with it besides posting it to twitter for sympathy

 

[Slarty]

As I read this thread, as it all sinks in, I've gone from sadness to amazement. Jan you crazy bastard.

 

[Falcon Lord]

Wait, what?

 

[DN 420]

This is the restraining order. Notice Jace's name is blurred.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

Well I for one am spending the rest of this evening honoring my fallen commander by toking up and watching some old live streams. Also, this just proves how little research Wu or her cronies did before they tried to ruin a mentally ill man's life. Pickleman found this shit out on accident , people.

 

[NZDROW]

And while we're at it, Jan deserves some props for duping, amongst others, Brianna Wu, Gawker, Jezebel, and a dazzling plethora of other websites who caught wind of Jace from them into believing that Jace was real, and a serious threat.