🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Concerned Vagino-American]

The street would be as clogged as her arteries.

Or her toilet.

 

[Phalanx]

Damn is content that bad for our gorl atm, she should be doing so many videos to grab that november adsense but classic Amber chooses to do fuck all. Her November cheque is not going to be that high at all like 5k but like 1.5k will get swallowed by tax. I am glad she has been saving though

Oh shit just checked her social blade and fuck her views are really diving. In August/September she was 4.8m and just on I think Tuesday she was at 2.6. Socialblade now does their viewing weekly and then compiles them and its band accurate too. Personally I find it really interesting because views drive Amber and make her more relevant. It shows evidence that people are going to reaction channels more now. Yes she is uploading less but in youtube because of how the feed works if you dont upload for 2 or plus weeks it will start to phase you out more from recommended, so she is on a slippery slope.

I am somewhat thankful the main reaction channels are leaving her alone now as I think they have clicked you stop Amber by not giving her attention, she eats drama up but she is so thin skinned now she crumbles and hides for weeks on end.

 

[THOTto]

Or her toilet.

Nah, her crusty holes when Becky goes out of town.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

For anyone wondering: 5400 GBP = 6900 USD

 

[gay cowboy]

Does anyone else think Dana and Amy look related? I messaged Dana on Instagram and said she looked a lot like Amy and she instantly blocked me..
When they both do duckfaces they look identical.

When people get so fat that their face starts resembling a sphere made of play doh, and the fat starts to sag and obscures their features they all start to look the same.

Also why would you come here to brag about your failed interaction with a fridge. What did you think was going to happen? Of course she was going to block you.

 

[CynthiaNotPickles]

"wE dOnT dO tHaT sHiT hErE"
Yet you'd attack a random person for showing Amberlynn coming out of the Vet. Makes so much fucking sense.

 

[Twinkie]

"wE dOnT dO tHaT sHiT hErE"
Yet you'd attack a random person for showing Amberlynn coming out of the Vet. Makes so much fucking sense.

>attacking

We're laughing at her. No one is contacting her sweaty, that's the difference. If anyone contacted her and posted about it here they'd get told the same thing.

 

[Phalanx]

"wE dOnT dO tHaT sHiT hErE"
Yet you'd attack a random person for showing Amberlynn coming out of the Vet. Makes so much fucking sense.

Kindly fuck off, you know we dont do that shit here, we just watch dumb people do shit. All kiwis know not to pozload my neghole now kindly fuck off back to reddit or Micheal Be Petty's anus

 

[Twinkie]

Kindly fuck off, you know we dont do that shit here, we just watch dumb people do shit. All kiwis know not to pozload my neghole now kindly fuck off back to reddit or Micheal Be Petty's anus

lol calm down they just joined today and I can understand how someone simply saying "we don't do that here" without elaboration might be a little confusing. At least give them a chance to come back and continue to be a cunt before dogpiling

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Dana and Amy

1. So which Facebook disgrace are you?
2. Have you been pegged yet in our sparkly new FB/Reddit thread mocking space?
3. Exactly how much better are you than Amber? Please answer in pounds.

"wE dOnT dO tHaT sHiT hErE"
Yet you'd attack a random person for showing Amberlynn coming out of the Vet. Makes so much fucking sense.

4. lol calm down ketocow

 

[gay cowboy]

"wE dOnT dO tHaT sHiT hErE"
Yet you'd attack a random person for showing Amberlynn coming out of the Vet. Makes so much fucking sense.

To my knowledge no one here has reached out and attempted to contact the girl who posted the video of Al at the vet. That's the difference. People have collected information on her and made fun of her, sure. But that's here on the forum, not in a message to her.

It's not smart nor is it funny to try and contact a cow just to get something to post here for asspats. Everyone in Amberland is capable of providing content we can laugh at on their own, you don't need to coax it out of them. Furthermore say Dana decides to post the message you sent her somewhere without obscuring your information. Somebody is going to connect the dots and find out who you are. You're new so I recognize you may not understand this yet, but some cows (and their orbiters) are fucking crazy and will harass you if they find out who you are.

 

[Billie Ross]

First rule of kiwi Club...
-Do not poke the cows...

 

[Wyzzerd]

Remember gorls, if you poke a lolcow you become a lolcow!


Seriously, it's digitally contagious.

 

[clusterfuckk]

fuck people we are here to laugh. Smoke a joint already and enjoy the show.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Nah, her crusty holes when Becky goes out of town.

She holds it in like her pee. Then lets out all 10 pounds of it when Becky returns.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

lmao not poking the cows, a-logging and/or vveening is literally KiwiFarms forum culutre 101, right up there with powerleveling, "your life story is shit boo boo aint nobody cares"

You have multiple pages of site guidelines and posting tips not just when you sign up, but on every single page above every single text box before you even begin to type. It's your choice to ignore the handy-dandy advice, newfags. Lel. Are your buttfeathers rustled cause your 350lb fatgirl angle selfies got posted in the Reddit thread?

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

fuck people we are here to laugh. Smoke a joint already and enjoy the show.

Slappin' down the PL newfags IS part of the show.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Slappin' down the PL newfags IS part of the show.

Cheers, I'll drink to that

 

[Pog Mathoin]

First rule of kiwi Club...
-Do not poke the cows...

Second rule of Kiwi Club: Do not pozload my neghole. Why then, do these idiots insist on fisting the poo?

 

[krazy orange cat]

I"m still pissed that Amber was given the opportunity to show her haydurs that she can get in the car all by herself and instead of using that, she went off on the "stalker!" tangent. I know she's stupid but damn.