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Did anyone get the sales numbers on the last issues of Goddess Mode? I only saw the first 2.

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Yep, it's on the OP or you can just go to ICV2 and see the top 500 sellers of that month to see how it did. But the sales figures weren't great. Issue five only sold just over 5176. Also, comic sales figures are based on how much stock the stores bought, it doesn't track how many customers bought the copies.
People also reported seeing stacks in the bargain bins at LCS. Boy did they get CONned.
 
Also, comic sales figures are based on how much stock the stores bought, it doesn't track how many customers bought the copies.

Also remember that a lot of comics are ordered and paid for two or three months before they are scheduled to ship.

So, let's say you're interested in an upcoming monthly comic series. As a comic reader, I buy Issue #1, #2, and #3 before seeing the comic at all. If I hate #1, I'm stuck with #2 and #3. So, the sunk cost fallacy works to make me order #4, and geeze, it's only 5 issues, so I might as well complete the set., maybe it'll get better...

This assumes the comics ship on time. If they go late, which is very common, it's possible to pre-buy an entire miniseries before seeing any of it. I recall one Marvel "mega event crossover" which fell apart completely by Issue #3; but it was shipping so late by then I had already pre-ordered the entire series.

So those sales figures, pathetic as they are, overstate the actual interest in the comic.
 
The optimal time to release it would have been mid October - between the release of the movie and before Halloween.

But Chelsea has never been known for getting shit done on time, so this delay was to be expected.
Why does she need to ride the coattails of a movie?
 
Didn't Anna have a follow up in the works? Despite someone dying, the thing went out of vogue as fast as Zoe's comic sales.
She did and I wonder myself what the deal is, they most likely have to wait to hear from the RCMP dudes....maybe nothing that can be done without the sister or family filing any type of suit, which doesn't appear likely anymore...
 
She did and I wonder myself what the deal is, they most likely have to wait to hear from the RCMP dudes....maybe nothing that can be done without the sister or family filing any type of suit, which doesn't appear likely anymore...

When did it ever appear likely? His cunt of a sister gleefully started dancing on his grave before it was even dug.
 
I haven't read it yet and probably never will. Someone else will have to recap this abortion.


Summary:
Wednesday is bored. Finds teen magazine and "humorously" misinterprets its advice for page after page. Then nothing happens.
 
Ant bets on if Zoe ever updates her Kickstarter as we head into 2020 in two months? I hope it’s eating at her conscious that she’ll never fulfill all her backer rewards or deliver the game. I hope it’s a heavy weight around her neck.
 
Read it - it's meh.

Wednesday keeps trying to torment Pugsley and fails.

Morticia and Grandma mention a cursed grimoire handed down in their family and Wednesday goes looking for it.

She finds an issue of 11 Teen magazine that Fester was using to make ransom notes.

Wednesday eventually figures out that giving makeovers is the best way to torture Pugsley.

Gomez and Morticia are shocked by this, so Morticia has a mother-daughter chat with her.

Morticia decides to bequeath the grimoire early to Wednesday.

Wednesday uses it to summon eldritch entities to terrify Pugsley.

THE END.

It's not even close to being as funny as the films in 91 and 93, It's yet another rehash of the tired "Kid in odd family shocks them with normalcy" trope, which was already done (and executed better) with the baby that Gomez and Morticia had in the movies. Chelsea is incapable of having an original idea.
 
Ant bets on if Zoe ever updates her Kickstarter as we head into 2020 in two months? I hope it’s eating at her conscious that she’ll never fulfill all her backer rewards or deliver the game. I hope it’s a heavy weight around her neck.
If being the main cause of someone's death is something Chelsea can easily disregard (while acting all sad and suicidal online), I doubt a bunch of cucks with money to burn is a matter of concern to her.
 
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