💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Puck]

YOU FOOLS!

While you were laughing at drone rocks, Bob was busy studying the Weeaboo!

Spoiler: Mike Stoklasa voice "How embarrassing"

As with most stories involving Bob, the start of this all this comes from a tranny.
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I don't have anything to say. That's just funny.

jfc this has to get added to the list of bob "the philosopher king" chipman's greatest takes, also i looked it up bob spent 20 minutes thinking and writing up this take

 

[Emperor Julian]

I see can see how attractiveness would be political when you look and smell like a neglected bin and spend all your time with idiots applauding your 'hot takes'

 

[instythot]

Is he claiming that all Japanese secretly desire to be massive faggots? Why can't they go for the simply solution of "We don't want to look at ugly people"?

Has anybody shoved "they don't have western beauty standards in the east, Bob" in his perpetually unsmiling face yet?

Or better yet hundreds of photos of razorfist's favorite groupie bagging hair metal bands from the 80s with "yeah, I can't ever see a man dressing like that and being considered masculine over here. Good point, Bob"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Autism is inherently political.

Porn is inherently political.



I just wanna say that Bobbyboi is on a roll these past few days. I don't know if he's off his meds or super thirsty, but just like his super sized lunch I'm Lovin' It!

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Porn is inherently political.

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I just wanna say that Bobbyboi is on a roll these past few days. I don't know if he's off his meds or super thirsty, but just like his super sized lunch I'm Lovin' It!

Someone should ask him for political examples from gay porn.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Autism is inherently political.

This, but unironically. I swear, if you took 100 neurotypical people and 100 high-functioning autistic people and gave them all political compass tests then the first group would gravitate to the center while the second group would gravitate towards the edges.

 

[instythot]

Porn is inherently political.

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I just wanna say that Bobbyboi is on a roll these past few days. I don't know if he's off his meds or super thirsty, but just like his super sized lunch I'm Lovin' It!

Wow. Pizza boy and lonely hungry lady is political. Wasn't the fantasy either "what if I got to bang all the hot chicks on my route?" Or "wouldn't it be great if sex just showed up whenever I wanted it like pizza does?"

Am I missing the politics here???

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Before we overthink Bob's inane point, let me remind you that this is the man who think's he's somehow smarter than Donald Trump.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sorry to derail the discussion of Bob's Politics 'n' Porn analysis (actually I'm not sorry at all), but his Jack Frost "Schlocktober" episode with Jack Packard dropped a few days ago. I'll spare you the watch: Jack is only at the very beginning and the very end, in a kinda funny shtick where he's in his garage and babbling on about other movies tangenitally related to Bob's subject and showing he's completely ignorant of what Bob is talking about. It's mostly there to shill his new Escapist show. There's no interaction with Bob during his discussion of the movie itself, which is his usual sped-up shallow analysis that mostly consists of him reeling off trivia about the movie in between giving a simple summation of it.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Sorry to derail the discussion of Bob's Politics 'n' Porn analysis (actually I'm not sorry at all), but his Jack Frost "Schlocktober" episode with Jack Packard dropped a few days ago. I'll spare you the watch: Jack is only at the very beginning and the very end, in a kinda funny shtick where he's in his garage and babbling on about other movies tangenitally related to Bob's subject and showing he's completely ignorant of what Bob is talking about. It's mostly there to shill his new Escapist show. There's no interaction with Bob during his discussion of the movie itself, which is his usual sped-up shallow analysis that mostly consists of him reeling off trivia about the movie in between giving a simple summation of it.

Well its good Jack is in the trash because thats where he belongs

 

[thismanlies]

Porn is inherently political.

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I just wanna say that Bobbyboi is on a roll these past few days. I don't know if he's off his meds or super thirsty, but just like his super sized lunch I'm Lovin' It!

People used to say that they read Playboy for the articles. But Bob’s taking it to a whole new level. “I watch porn for the class struggle, honest.”

 

[instythot]

With bob going manic and even more insane than usual just from the beginning stages of the primaries, I cannot wait to watch his brain melt during the general

 

[Godzilla@1989]

With bob going manic and even more insane than usual just from the beginning stages of the primaries, I cannot wait to watch his brain melt during the general

Especially if Warren doesn't win the nomination and has Biden winning it instead.

 

[instythot]

Especially if Warren doesn't win the nomination and has Biden winning it instead.

Do you think he'd survive his brain exploding from the extreme outside possibility of a Trump v gabbard general?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Do you think he'd survive his brain exploding from the extreme outside possibility of a Trump v gabbard general?

Oh shit that will bring nothing but salt for us.

I'm still fond of his temper tantrum on Election Night 2016 every time I go back and reread the pages that highlighted them,

 

[Cleric of Autism]

People used to say that they read Playboy for the articles. But Bob’s taking it to a whole new level. “I watch porn for the class struggle, honest.”

Not that it was the main reason anyone read it, but playboy did have some pretty good articles

 

[Mola Ram]

Not that it was the main reason anyone read it, but playboy did have some pretty good articles

Once upon a time, having your fiction published in Playboy meant you were a hugely important writer. Hasn't been true in forever, but a short story there used to be a legitimate Big Deal.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Something that I completely missed in Bob's porn post is that for some bizzare reason he equates the woman being at home as...being wealthy? Y'all remember when Bob was lamenting about how he missed a screening because, in part, he had to be home for a plumber? Does that make Bob wealthy? I'm so confused

 

[Mola Ram]

Something that I completely missed in Bob's porn post is that for some bizzare reason he equates the woman being at home as...being wealthy? Y'all remember when Bob was lamenting about how he missed a screening because, in part, he had to be home for a plumber? Does that make Bob wealthy? I'm so confused

"Bored housewife shtups the hired help" does usually indicate upper middle class to upper class background, but a normal human being watching the porn is probably not thinking about that, other than the usual turn on a lot of people get from the idea of a pampered woman getting some strange from a bit of rough. Which Bob seems to fetishize as an erotic portrayal of the class struggle ... god, his posts are always so uncomfortably, unintentionally revealing.

I'd bet real money he's got blacked.com bookmarked.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Something that I completely missed in Bob's porn post is that for some bizzare reason he equates the woman being at home as...being wealthy? Y'all remember when Bob was lamenting about how he missed a screening because, in part, he had to be home for a plumber? Does that make Bob wealthy? I'm so confused

No no he is saying he has power and he wants to dominate a vaguely lebsian looking Plumber who voted for Trump