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Know enough not to make a complete ass of myself. To enjoy anime and it's fandom behind closed doors is one thing, but to think 'japan' is the best place ever simply because you weeb over everything and learned moonspeak from doujins is insulting. But yes, I would be in the same boat. It's called maturity and trying not to be the very thing you hate.
I'd be on the boat, I'd try to do as best a job as I could.
Look, I fucking love Japan, I won't apologize for that.
Of course I try not to be embarrassing about it, people can be embarrassing about anything though, they can take anything too far.
But there's just something about Japan that I really love and it's not that I think it's a perfect place or anything, it's not a perfect world, but I still love it.
I thought that as long as I were to stay as far away from Akihabara (or really, just Tokyo in general just to be on the safe side), I'd be able to keep any and all weebness under control and enjoy the culture and country for what it is (but still wouldn't stop myself from making stupid kaiju jokes). But unfortunately, I'd give in really quickly because One Piece is fucking everywhere in Japan and I wouldn't be able to stop myself from overindulging on One Piece. But then again, that's probably the only instance of weebdom the Japanese would tolerate because a filthy gaijin and a glorious Nipponese bonding over a rubber man and his crew of weirdos going on high sea adventures sounds beautiful, yo.
So uh, as long as that boat has the Jolly Roger on it, yeah, I'd be on that boat, too. Throw on Pokemon and Digimon and some magical girls and I'd go down with the ship as a sacrifice to make sure the Narutards don't escape to Naruto run another day.
A year ago, I mentioned my brother was making this academy school light novel "Magician's Knights". It has double the content, but there's literally nothing much more to add than what I've posted, it's still the same boring schlock and awful writing, but he's now named this world the Summon come from called "Kyojinokemono", whatever the fuck he thinks it means, and plans to kill off self-insert's Summon at the end of the story, I guess. He also apparently has at least 380 chapters planned, he skips around so fucking much in the document. He's so delusional, I dunno how many volumes he thinks this "series" is even going to have.
However, turns out he's been making more light novels since at least this year, and they take more cues from your typical isekai harem titles. He doesn't even try to hide the one where it's super clear he was influenced by Monster Musume, his unironically favorite series, and possibly also Dragon Maid. Oh, and he's dabbling in incest, too. Joy. I'm posting them as proof of his terminal weeaboo status and that this is seriously the peak of his writing ability--even when it's clear he's jumping around because he can't make proper outlines--but to spare you the pain, I've read through the documents to get the gist of them and I'm this close to begin drinking:
- My Onii-chan Needs a Harem but I'll be the Alpha Bitch is self-explanatory, and it's in the sister's POV. He made a summary, and there's character bios in the doc (which I've put in the spoiler tag because holy shit), but if you want to laugh at the poorly-written sex, go for it. (NSFW, obviously, not helped the sister is 14 and her brother's 17.)
Takuya: He’s the main protagonist and the leader of his harem. He is the king of all perverts and there’s nothing he can’t do to his girls (minus a few certain things) He loves all of the girls equally but his main love is to that his sister Haru. For whatever reason he has a high sex drive that can no longer be quench by Haru, thus the need for his harem.
Haru: She’s Takuya sister and the Alpha bitch of the harem. She helps Takuya dominate the girls into submission but she loves them all the same. She loves her brother but has stated that she’s bisexual but that doesn’t mean that any of the girls is in the same light as her brother. For she is determined to make sure that no one will take her spot.
Umiko: Best friend to Haru, she’s the same age as Haru and skipped grades with her. She’s a small petite girl who loves cute things. She’s the current beta of the harem.
Seibetsu Unohana: She’s the health and science teacher for Haru and Takuya and she’s the school nurse as well. She seems to be attracted to Takuya due to his kindness, she also has an assistant who helps her in the nurse office. She has short bleach hair with small earrings in her ear and she had big boobs. She holds the title Epsilon.
Alice: She is Takuya best friend since grade school and she is out going and a bit tomboyish in nature but she’s just as perverted as Takuya. She competes with Umiko for the title Beta but is currently holding the title Gamma.
Sana is one of the top girls at the school and she’s the student body president and is over the morality committee as well. She has confiscated a ton of porn magazine and dvd’s from Takuya. All that which comes from Takuya best friend Seito. She currently holds the title Delta.
Zeta: Unknown Kaori:
Eta: Unknown Zera (Dark Skin): Zera is a delinquent from Umiko class
Theta: Unknown Noa:
Iota: Unknown Mary Alice:
Kappa: Unknown Iris:
La: Unknown Tokomo:
Mu: Unknown Hinata:
Nu: Unknown Rei:
Xi: Unknown Chika:
Omicron: Unknown Kurumi:
Pi: Unknown Cloe (Dark skin):
Rho: Unknown Ema (Dark skin):
Sigma: Unknown Hanako:
Tau: Unknown Satako:
Upsilon: Unknown Ayano:
Phi: Unknown Yuno:
Chi: Unknown Gina:
Psi: Unknown Lin:
Omega: Unknown Beatrice:
- My Sister is an Anthropomorphic is in first-person this time through the brother, and it's looking to be another one of those "I love my step-sister" titles. Only three pages long, and it's the better one of the three because it's short-lived, he hasn't worked on it as much. The other two he's been working on since at least this month.
- My Wife is the Queen of the Dark Elf (yes it's titled that) has a prologue with the totally-not-self-insert being abducted from his classroom by an army of dark elves led by the queen. I'm also pretty sure the dark elf language is made-up bullshit, that or it's heavily ripped from D&D, I dunno, he leaves shitty translations at the end. Chapter one then starts with a flashback to the MC being six (and already obsessed with dark elves and their naked skin) and meeting who would be his future wife, and once it returns to present time, he's taken away to be married and they live at his house with their servants where his parents are okay with it. "Darling-kun" is frequent in the dialogue. (Ecchi because oppai.)
I sometimes enjoy incest plots if it isnt smut or cliche. The thing with anime culture is it isnt limited by morals. I mostly enjoy the drama but if you apply real world view you know it isnt going to last or just gonna to become gross. I'd honestly pay to see a anime about a 'realistic' incest love story turned horror. Kinda why you never see a incest anime go all the way and explains how there lives play out. the appeal of incest anime is 'forbidden love' and what makes the characters think taboo sex is okay. It's more drama if it isnt a hentai.
then again incest porn is oddly popular.
hurrdurr this is are 3rd child, say hello 'egor'.
"kill...mee..ugh~"
it gets to the point they are ruining there kids lives because the sister wants his blood related brother's cock.
Sometimes I'd think I'd like Japan if I had a small farm there, but that's the way I feel about everywhere. Would be easier to get 30 year old video games and laserdiscs...
As for isekai, the only isekai worth anything is slime isekai or milf isekai.
A year ago, I mentioned my brother was making this academy school light novel "Magician's Knights". It has double the content, but there's literally nothing much more to add than what I've posted, it's still the same boring schlock and awful writing, but he's now named this world the Summon come from called "Kyojinokemono", whatever the fuck he thinks it means, and plans to kill off self-insert's Summon at the end of the story, I guess. He also apparently has at least 380 chapters planned, he skips around so fucking much in the document. He's so delusional, I dunno how many volumes he thinks this "series" is even going to have.
However, turns out he's been making more light novels since at least this year, and they take more cues from your typical isekai harem titles. He doesn't even try to hide the one where it's super clear he was influenced by Monster Musume, his unironically favorite series, and possibly also Dragon Maid. Oh, and he's dabbling in incest, too. Joy. I'm posting them as proof of his terminal weeaboo status and that this is seriously the peak of his writing ability--even when it's clear he's jumping around because he can't make proper outlines--but to spare you the pain, I've read through the documents to get the gist of them and I'm this close to begin drinking:
- My Onii-chan Needs a Harem but I'll be the Alpha Bitch is self-explanatory, and it's in the sister's POV. He made a summary, and there's character bios in the doc (which I've put in the spoiler tag because holy shit), but if you want to laugh at the poorly-written sex, go for it. (NSFW, obviously, not helped the sister is 14 and her brother's 17.)
Takuya: He’s the main protagonist and the leader of his harem. He is the king of all perverts and there’s nothing he can’t do to his girls (minus a few certain things) He loves all of the girls equally but his main love is to that his sister Haru. For whatever reason he has a high sex drive that can no longer be quench by Haru, thus the need for his harem.
Haru: She’s Takuya sister and the Alpha bitch of the harem. She helps Takuya dominate the girls into submission but she loves them all the same. She loves her brother but has stated that she’s bisexual but that doesn’t mean that any of the girls is in the same light as her brother. For she is determined to make sure that no one will take her spot.
Umiko: Best friend to Haru, she’s the same age as Haru and skipped grades with her. She’s a small petite girl who loves cute things. She’s the current beta of the harem.
Seibetsu Unohana: She’s the health and science teacher for Haru and Takuya and she’s the school nurse as well. She seems to be attracted to Takuya due to his kindness, she also has an assistant who helps her in the nurse office. She has short bleach hair with small earrings in her ear and she had big boobs. She holds the title Epsilon.
Alice: She is Takuya best friend since grade school and she is out going and a bit tomboyish in nature but she’s just as perverted as Takuya. She competes with Umiko for the title Beta but is currently holding the title Gamma.
Sana is one of the top girls at the school and she’s the student body president and is over the morality committee as well. She has confiscated a ton of porn magazine and dvd’s from Takuya. All that which comes from Takuya best friend Seito. She currently holds the title Delta.
Zeta: Unknown Kaori:
Eta: Unknown Zera (Dark Skin): Zera is a delinquent from Umiko class
Theta: Unknown Noa:
Iota: Unknown Mary Alice:
Kappa: Unknown Iris:
La: Unknown Tokomo:
Mu: Unknown Hinata:
Nu: Unknown Rei:
Xi: Unknown Chika:
Omicron: Unknown Kurumi:
Pi: Unknown Cloe (Dark skin):
Rho: Unknown Ema (Dark skin):
Sigma: Unknown Hanako:
Tau: Unknown Satako:
Upsilon: Unknown Ayano:
Phi: Unknown Yuno:
Chi: Unknown Gina:
Psi: Unknown Lin:
Omega: Unknown Beatrice:
- My Sister is an Anthropomorphic is in first-person this time through the brother, and it's looking to be another one of those "I love my step-sister" titles. Only three pages long, and it's the better one of the three because it's short-lived, he hasn't worked on it as much. The other two he's been working on since at least this month.
- My Wife is the Queen of the Dark Elf (yes it's titled that) has a prologue with the totally-not-self-insert being abducted from his classroom by an army of dark elves led by the queen. I'm also pretty sure the dark elf language is made-up bullshit, that or it's heavily ripped from D&D, I dunno, he leaves shitty translations at the end. Chapter one then starts with a flashback to the MC being six (and already obsessed with dark elves and their naked skin) and meeting who would be his future wife, and once it returns to present time, he's taken away to be married and they live at his house with their servants where his parents are okay with it. "Darling-kun" is frequent in the dialogue. (Ecchi because oppai.)
It says a lot about popular anime and LNs nowadays when this sounds indistiguishable from actual anime or LNs, at least until you skip the plot summary and check the abysmal writing.
I thought that as long as I were to stay as far away from Akihabara (or really, just Tokyo in general just to be on the safe side), I'd be able to keep any and all weebness under control and enjoy the culture and country for what it is (but still wouldn't stop myself from making stupid kaiju jokes). But unfortunately, I'd give in really quickly because One Piece is fucking everywhere in Japan and I wouldn't be able to stop myself from overindulging on One Piece. But then again, that's probably the only instance of weebdom the Japanese would tolerate because a filthy gaijin and a glorious Nipponese bonding over a rubber man and his crew of weirdos going on high sea adventures sounds beautiful, yo.
So uh, as long as that boat has the Jolly Roger on it, yeah, I'd be on that boat, too. Throw on Pokemon and Digimon and some magical girls and I'd go down with the ship as a sacrifice to make sure the Narutards don't escape to Naruto run another day.
I'd like to share my thoughts on as to why Japan has the specific following that it does, it's something even I don't fully understand sometimes.
But I think it has something to do with the fact that at the core of Japanese culture there is an idea that whatever you are doing, you should excel at it, doesn't matter whether it's being an artist or a fast food employee, you should try as hard as you can and take pride in your work.
That's why you get so many games and animation that are of such high quality, even when an anime isn't great or derivative, you can often tell that real passion was put into it, that the creators just wanted you to have a good time, there's a refreshing lack of cynicism to Japanese media that you too often find in western media.
Those old kaiju movies are another good example of that, as cheesy as they often were, shucks, you can tell the creators just wanted to give their audiences a good time, there's loads of charm to Japanese media.
Now those high expectations do have a downside, a lot of people crack under the pressure, which is a shame, but that's just what makes Japan Japan, the fact that they rebuilt their country to what it is today after the utter devastation of WW2, I mean, think of the guts that took, there's something very strong about the Japanese spirit.
Those old kaiju movies are another good example of that, as cheesy as they often were, shucks, you can tell the creators just wanted to give their audiences a good time, there's loads of charm to Japanese media.
Slice-of-life moeshit and current isekai are both blights. The latter is also uninspiring as fuck because it's just self-wish fulfillment, zero suspension of belief, an average fantasy setting, videogames stats/classes, etc. I preferred when isekai used to be about adventures in an unknown world like it was the case for Escaflowne or Digimon S1 for instance.
I do agree with certain things that Dom Cruise said though (notably about the dedication and pride often put into the craft). And speaking of old kaiju movies, the videogame EDF is the embodiement of those plus old american scifi movies. It's so over-the-top cheesy and janky with sandbox-like missions, which are the reasons why it's great fun.
I know someone whose life ambition is to get a job in Japan. So much so that one of his two majors is in Japanese. The sad thing is he turns down better jobs here, and works a crap job, in the off chance he could get a job in Japan.
This ad’s target audience is clearly weeaboos. I know someone whose life ambition is to get a job in Japan. The sad thing is he turns down better jobs here in the off chance he could get a job in Japan. One of his two majors was in Japanese.
Hah, wow, friend. I know that the feeling of social stigma and exclusion can be powerful, but he is an idiot thinking Japan will be a better place for him. Japan is an absolute shit place to work unless you're an artisan, JET, or Japanese by heritage, and even then, you will have to get accustomed to the local mores and customs and scour long and hard in the surrounding area or further for any sort of person who you could make friends with, and even then, Japan is also about connections too. About as much as I shit on the States, you can still go a long way here than other places unless you know what you are doing workwise if you are a citizen.
When you've been pent up in a small town or a part of the world where all they do is preach about moral purism and to prepare for some wacky ass apocalypse by extreme measures of temperance and abstinence that they swear will happen sooner or later, or where all they do is indulge in survival of the fittest and a mindset brought on by extreme materialism or rigid "keepin' it real" head to ass ignorance, you'll want to escape the fucking crazies and zealots who follow this too.
This isn't exclusive to the US, it does happen everywhere, but it's the equivalent of going to Hollywood because of the equation "If they must be this creative, then they must be this openminded too!" If that was so, then I'm very sure that we'd have seen some historic and societal breakthrough regarding this. Too bad reality is far much harsher than it is, and that no place is paradise if you look closely enough. In the case of weeaboos, they can't see that they have to be the change they want to be and don't see the need to steer civilization with their right as men. I can understand the escapism, but you might as well try to take over and run the world to change it for the better if life is that shitty to begin with. The world's already showing signs of it anyhow.
Ancient words of wisdom; watch your words, old diehard, lest they reveal your destruction. Bubble Boom era and nostalgia pining hipsters are no better. Careful not to get associated with that lot.
I'd like to share my thoughts on as to why Japan has the specific following that it does, it's something even I don't fully understand sometimes.
But I think it has something to do with the fact that at the core of Japanese culture there is an idea that whatever you are doing, you should excel at it, doesn't matter whether it's being an artist or a fast food employee, you should try as hard as you can and take pride in your work.
That's why you get so many games and animation that are of such high quality, even when an anime isn't great or derivative, you can often tell that real passion was put into it, that the creators just wanted you to have a good time, there's a refreshing lack of cynicism to Japanese media that you too often find in western media.
Those old kaiju movies are another good example of that, as cheesy as they often were, shucks, you can tell the creators just wanted to give their audiences a good time, there's loads of charm to Japanese media.
Now those high expectations do have a downside, a lot of people crack under the pressure, which is a shame, but that's just what makes Japan Japan, the fact that they rebuilt their country to what it is today after the utter devastation of WW2, I mean, think of the guts that took, there's something very strong about the Japanese spirit.
In their mores and values, they call that 誠「まこと」"makoto", "sincerity", "honesty". This has long been something that drew me to their entertainment too.
Haha, the ANN dweller is pretty old school weeaboo. Loves anime but thinks Japan to be nothing but a William Gibson novel at the same time. Those motherfuckers are just as bad, if now mostly dead and buried in the ground.
So my boyfriend and I went to Barnes and Noble Sunday. We wanted to look around to start getting ideas for Christmas gifts, regardless if we ultimately buy from them or not. We were browsing around the fiction section when we heard some woman very loudly exclaim that she wants "three giant Keyblades!" We look at each other and go "oh brother." There's nobody near us, but we still hear her dumb chatter about Kingdom Hearts.
About a minute later an old couple (definitely in their 50's at least) walk by us along with another old man. A younger woman follows them, maybe in her early 30's, but definitely not much younger than that. She was pretty close to reaching her dream of being at least as wide as she is tall. She also had long blue hair that was both dyed poorly and hadn't been washed recently. If I found a picture of her and labelled it "weeb" people would tell me how mean I was for enforcing cruel stereotypes of female anime fans.
As they walked we caught part of the conversation (which was much quieter than foghorn weeb's "contribution"), which revealed that the older people were indeed her parents, with an uncle thrown in as a bonus. As far as I could tell they came out of the games, puzzles, and collectibles (and soulless Funko Pops) section and were headed to the movie and non-fiction section, I think. What I do know for sure is she didn't stop her inane prattle at full volume. It was pretty hard to ignore. Even worse she randomly decided to change her pitch to try to sound like a stereotypical cute, young, anime girl. Or maybe a anime cat? Catgirl? Either way it was annoying as fuck and completely unintelligible, despite still speaking English.
When they finally left I swear you could hear everyone else sigh in relief. I feel so bad for her parents. They probably begged the bonus uncle to come with them so they could have a normal conversation with a normal voice for a change. Holidays must be a nightmare. But at least I got a story to share here.
One short story, but going to the mall had some similar experiences to yours. Out into the local overpriced anime merchandise store post lunch with some friends at that time, and some 16 year old weeaboo quoted "This is the greatest store ever" as I was walking by. I know Chuunibyou is in hard effect at that time, but wow, I was instantly reminded why I just put up and shut up around those days. A full injection of cringe to help remind you to not act like a social sperg.
