DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Ofc Phil says him and Kat swapping PS4 pro's to gameshare "isn't viable". Because spending $60 when you you're broke as fuck is preferable to 10 minutes of unplugging, carrying and plugging in their consoles.

Dood, he would, but he has this chronic back problem from this horrible car accident years ago. The man can barely move, he's basically a cripple, and is exhausted from his one day of exercise a week. You're asking too much, he could die from that >5 pound weight that he'd have to move at least, AT LEAST, 20 feet.
 
He's also currently bitching about how hard he has it.

He's given $100k+ a year to play video games for 6-7 hours a day. He has two properties (NOT FOR LONG, DOOD), he and his wife both have PS4 Pros, and despite the begging, he doesn't seem to have any trouble getting any shiny thing he truly wants.

But the poor bastard just can't catch a break. Man, he's in for a rude awakening one day when people stop shoveling their cash at him, his parents have died (or stopped giving him money--same thing from his perspective), and he has to get an actual job.

Phil strikes me as the kind of guy to act sad publicly that his parents died but is privately ecstatic to benefit from the life insurance money and whatever asset they might pass on to him.

Wouldn’t put it past him. If anything, his parents dying might be the most pahsitive thing to happen to him in over a decade.
 
Phil strikes me as the kind of guy to act sad publicly that his parents died but is privately ecstatic to benefit from the life insurance money and whatever asset they might pass on to him.

Wouldn’t put it past him. If anything, his parents dying might be the most pahsitive thing to happen to him in over a decade.
No doubt. He would play up some sob story to get pity bux from the paypigs for weeks/months while being thrilled his debts will be paid and he doesn't have to make a 52 phone calls a year anymore.

Ofc Phil says him and Kat swapping PS4 pro's to gameshare "isn't viable". Because spending $60 when you you're broke as fuck is preferable to 10 minutes of unplugging, carrying and plugging in their consoles.
All he has to do is let her play it on the Xbone with his game pass but like you said he will refuse to unhook the console and take it 10 feet down the hall.
 
Not really

Besides one person shouting out his name in Walmart and his coworker accusing him of trying to poison her...not really. SoK dabbled in it, but Tev kept so clear of them anyway so nothing came of their dox and threats.

There was a guy on TKOH forums who was calling Tevin a criminal (name escapes me, around the time of the poisoning claims) and Tevin didn't pay it any attention until one stream where he was drunk and started ranting for about an hour. Rant was mostly focused on and I'm paraphrasing "fuck this guy, posting this shit like fact so that its now on the internet forever, everyone is going to think I did this because this guy is making up shit, make it harder to get work". I may have heard some tears (fair play to the bloke too)

The guy had a hard on for Tev for a while. Don't remember if anything came of it, probably not. Not in his discord anymore, maybe someone in there could give you an update but it was a while ago.

Thank you for a great reply.


Apparently Phil doesn't have 'clout' on eBay and needs some auctioneer license in WA so 'he doesn't wanna go through with that rigamaroo'

Oh, fuck, man. He is so fucking snowflake. About a billion people can use eBay but he is unique. Just because they won't let you suddenly run 25 auctions right out the gate, he takes it as personal persecution. It's so fucking lazy, too. He has thousands of quids worth of plastic garbage in his house but is too lazy to take it all to the post office in his cozy little car.

Phil is just a goddamned Welfare Queen.
 
Ofc Phil says him and Kat swapping PS4 pro's to gameshare "isn't viable". Because spending $60 when you you're broke as fuck is preferable to 10 minutes of unplugging, carrying and plugging in their consoles.
Former bodybuilder btw

Also, I find it funny how someone who owns 2 properties has to exaggerate that he is going to be homeless if he dares to miss one payment of his bill. He acts as if his entire life hangs on a thin ass thread and it's the end of the world if he doesn't pay one of his many bills on time. Don't worry, Phil, you're more valuable to that credit company #624 you owe money too by having you keep your house, they don't want to touch that gout-infested place.

(Another) Also, he buys WWE 2k20 even if he knows it's a buggy and shit looking mess, no questions asked, but is grumpy af that he has to buy Outer Worlds that is probably ten time better than WWE 2k20...
 
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Former bodybuilder btw

Also, I find it funny how someone who owns 2 properties has to exaggerate that he is going to be homeless if he dares to miss one payment of his bill. He acts as if his entire life hangs on a thin ass thread and it's the end of the world if he doesn't pay one of his many bills on time. Don't worry, Phil, you're more valuable to that credit company #624 you owe money too by having you keep your house, they don't want to touch that gout-infested place.

(Another) Also, he buys WWE 2k20 even if he knows it's a buggy and shit looking mess, no questions asked, but is grumpy af that he has to buy Outer Worlds that is probably ten time better than WWE 2k20...

idk why he doesn't just consolidate his debt
 
idk why he doesn't just consolidate his debt
He won't because so far what he's doing works. And as we know, Dave is about as on rails as a human being can get.

The only change is it gets to be more of an emergency each year.
Why? Well crying wolf and also STILL shitting on your fans has diminishing returns. Guarantee he's making less money every year he does his begathon, unless he goes over the top with the emergency reasons.

3 years from now it'll be "I need $3800 (inflation doods!) or Kat won't be able to get her labia transplant!"

Only thing I wonder is when will his fans finally say oh he's jumped the shark with this and take off.
 
(Another) Also, he buys WWE 2k20 even if he knows it's a buggy and shit looking mess, no questions asked, but is grumpy af that he has to buy Outer Worlds that is probably ten time better than WWE 2k20...
I don't follow when he talks about his schedule, but I wonder if he did this because he heard Sony was giving away refunds. He heard about the glitches, try to milk it for what he can get and then get his money back.
 
He's also currently bitching about how hard he has it.

He's given $100k+ a year to play video games for 6-7 hours a day. He has two properties (NOT FOR LONG, DOOD), he and his wife both have PS4 Pros, and despite the begging, he doesn't seem to have any trouble getting any shiny thing he truly wants.

But the poor bastard just can't catch a break. Man, he's in for a rude awakening one day when people stop shoveling their cash at him, his parents have died (or stopped giving him money--same thing from his perspective), and he has to get an actual job.
This shit really annoys me with him, this guy is such a massive baby. He’s never known what it’s like to go hungry, he’s never been out on the street, he’s never been unable to afford or get a massive medical procedure. this guy has been coddled his whole life and acts like the world is out to get him because people online laugh at him when he struggles to add up basic numbers in his head

It’s seriously toxic as shit to act like this when outside of debt his life is perfectly fine. Like he’s just so pathetic, he’s not worth pissing on, I just wanna look him in the eyes and call him the massive baby he truly is
 
Another weird thing: Phil said Khat bought Outer Worlds on her PSN account so she can help Phil save some money and they can game share it...

I guess this is just more confirmation that Khat's money is her own money which Phil isn't allowed to touch? But Khat is free to use Phil's money as she pleases, ladies have priority.

What a weird ass marriage.

Bro, lololol. The implications of the power imbalance in that marriage arrangement run even deeper than that..

Not only is that screaming little manbitch her human Automatic Teller Machine, but now we know he's just as much of a beta fuckboi in that marriage as he is in everything else, because it is not even on the fucking table for him to just use her fucking account for a few hours.

Lolol she does not even give that nigga her password for vidya! She does not even let him use her shit & then change whatever password she gave him when he's done!

Nope. She's all 'Cool story, Bitchmade, I guess you're buying another one. You should go cry about this while you clean the litterbox. Btw I'm working late again tonight..'

🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
 
Fucking Christ, not to belabor the point but if the lazy bastard would've spent 60 seconds on Google he would've figured out he needed Kat to set his ps4 pro as her home system.

He also says nearly everyday that his bank account is overdrawn, no sane bank would want to keep his ass around if it's truly overdrawn.
They would if it meant making 100's of dollars worth of overdraft fees every two weeks.
 
And that's why we laugh at him. He's a joke.

He loves to talk about his '10 year legacy'. You know, even that's a joke.
I subscribe to a few hundred people on YT. I pretty much only watch YT shit. If I look at people I'm subscribed to, there's a ton of them with OVER a ten year legacy.

EEVBlog, 10 years, 700k subs
Mustie1, 12 years, a literal boomer that fixes small engines and makes cool shit, 400k subs
ElectroBOOM, 12 years, 3 million subs
LGR, 13 years, 1.2 million subs
Techmoan, 10 years, 900k subs
bigclivedotcom, 12 years, 900k subs

DSPGaming, 9 years, 188k subs. It's always been 188k and it'll always be 188k.

The next time he talks about his 10 year legacy people should be asking "You've had an account that long, but what have you actually done?"



This shit really annoys me with him, this guy is such a massive baby. He’s never known what it’s like to go hungry, he’s never been out on the street, he’s never been unable to afford or get a massive medical procedure. this guy has been coddled his whole life and acts like the world is out to get him because people online laugh at him when he struggles to add up basic numbers in his head

It’s seriously toxic as shit to act like this when outside of debt his life is perfectly fine. Like he’s just so pathetic, he’s not worth pissing on, I just wanna look him in the eyes and call him the massive baby he truly is
 
Bro, lololol. The implications of the power imbalance in that marriage arrangement run even deeper than that..

Not only is that screaming little manbitch her human Automatic Teller Machine, but now we know he's just as much of a beta fuckboi in that marriage as he is in everything else, because it is not even on the fucking table for him to just use her fucking account for a few hours.

Lolol she does not even give that nigga her password for vidya! She does not even let him use her shit & then change whatever password she gave him when he's done!

Nope. She's all 'Cool story, Bitchmade, I guess you're buying another one. You should go cry about this while you clean the litterbox. Btw I'm working late again tonight..'

🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

It's kind of level headed,in a way lol. Shes making sure her ass is covered when/if the shit hits the fan. which she's seems to be predicting might happen. She is playing phillboy for a fool tho and he's desperate to keep her
 
Probably nothing but notification i noticed on his psn at the end of the stream

DeadKittly1 invited him to some group called 'kat beats phil!!!!!!!!!!!'

Her new psn or someone fucking around?

*Fast-forward to sometime during the year 2021*

Alright, so, as I tweeted last night around 3:45 AM, there's something big going on I need to tell you guys about - something that will have a great a great impact on my life as a full-time interactive streamer. I was advised to not go into great detail about this, but I'll tell you the basics of it. Hold on, let me turn off the slides and put the webcam on full screen for this...

Okay, here we go. So... *HMBMBMGRBGRMBLB* [loud throat clear] 'Scuse me. Alright... *click click* [lean-in manual recording]

*deep SIGH* Hullo hullo, and welcahm to this special announcement pre-stream. Let's just get this out of the way immediately, you guys: I want to divorce my wife, Kat
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. She's not to keen on it but I'm doing my best at the moment to gather resources to be able to pull this off. And I'm going to be real honest with all of you right now for a moment, okay? *SNORT* These past few... well, YEARS have been HELL for me. They really have! I hate to bother you guys with this, but I was being ABUSED regularly by my hopefully soon-to-be ex-wife, Kat
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, both physically and mentally. Looking back, it's as if there was some kind of ever-growing demonic possession that had taken over our... my house ever since we got married!

Also, people have been joking about my pale skin for a LONG time, but I can now finally tell you that I had to use thick layers of foundation makeup regularly to cover up the bruises and cuts! I'm not kidding! Jasper tried protecting me at times, but he could do only so much with him being declawed and all, you know? These
things were the "behind the scenes bullshit" I have been telling you guys about for the past two years, which I couldn't reveal until now because I had to protect myself and Jasper. Okay?

So this is why I'm asking you guys to help me raise $5000 in tips within the next three days so I can afford a lawyer that will help me get through this AND to buy the THREE triple-A titles that will ALL be releasing within the next SEVEN days, okay? *SNORT* I know you guys were really, REALLY helpful three weeks ago when I almost got sued because I'm constantly catching up to mortgage payments AND when I was slammed with Jasper's emergency surgery costs about two months ago, which none of that was my fault! But I really need that money right now, I really do!

So please, if you want to support and you at all can: please tip me. Tipping me helps me the most right now! Okay? Alright. So, let's get to the shout-outs segment. *SNORT* Okay, someone tipped me a dollar, saying- oh, wait, it's planetjeff again with a troll tip. Yeah, I'm not talking to you anymore, Jeff, and you know that! You blew it because you stabbed me in the back by donating $1500 for Jasper's surgery, causing people to stop donating for a week! So stop trying to derail my interactive and positive streams, and go FUCK YOURSELF, Jeff, you BRAINDEAD, MENTALLY ILL DETRACTOR! Alright, so poopy_frog_butts cheered 50 bits, and he says...
 
It’s seriously toxic as shit to act like this when outside of debt his life is perfectly fine.
His life (more like existence) is fucking trash. This guy is pushing 40 and knows nothing about life, he has experienced barely anything in his hermit life, he doesn't have friends and the ones he did have are ashamed to be associated with him, the people who like him are actual troubled individuals with all kinds of issues, the people who dislike him fuck with him all the time, his wife has mental problems and is pretty stupid tbh, he lives in fear because he's too much of a lazy fuck to take his life in his own hands, his parents are definitely not proud of him or what he does, he is infamous on the internet for being a scummy sack of shit, his atrophied body is decomposing live in front of an audience, his hairline is out for lunch and he has gout.


All of this and I haven't even mentioned his financials.


Don't let all the shiny consoles, new games and khando fool you that he's having a good life.
 
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