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- He's stranded on the side of the road, but it's not his Tesla's fault because Testlas are the best;
- UhOhBro is now for streaming games while chatting with his Patreons. He says he's open to any conversation;
- He's studying analytics to have his videos perform better, but also to keep his Patreons happy while doing what he likes. If he wanted views he would cover drama, like Shane and Jeffree, but that's not fun for him. Says Patreons like sketches and he likes sketches. Patreons don't like gaming videos even though he loves them, so that's out of the equation. He loves music videos, but probably Patreon doesn't think they're ok;
- He's worried about how many comments and likes he gets and what his Patreons think;
- Wants to write an adult porn book. Says it will be worse than 50 Shades of Gret. The book Patreons will get that soon;
- Says his Patreon is "fucking lit";
- Calls Kai "Laineybot", then says he just deadnamed Kai;
- Kai took over the Patreon podcast;
- Patreons now have exclusive access to him because he doesn't want to deal with 'barnacles'.
Summary of the summary: Greg finds himself stranded at the side of the road, complains about YouTube and Patreon because his videos aren't relevant anymore and no one wants them, and says that, in the midst of child pornography and sexual abuse he is finding himself in, he has written a porn novel that is "Worse than 50 Shades". Considering that that book wasn't sexy but just a story about a girl that is abused by her boyfriend that excuses his actions with his childhood traumas, I am not surprised at all.