[October 23, 2019] NEW REEEEEEMERGENCY - The begging season starts earlier every year...

What's the emergency?

  • Money. It's always money.

    Głosy: 175 77,8%

  • D-I-V-O-R-C-E

    Głosy: 30 13,3%

  • He's actually being held hostage and has to pay a ransom to the crazy half-sister

    Głosy: 20 8,9%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    225
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He does this every year. The well is never, ever, dry.
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He does it every year, but 2018 was the first one where he was getting diminished returns during that time period. Emerald 7/his mom saved him earlier this year, but today's pseudo-black shirt begging was a nice callback to his stressing out/going on about "if I can just make it past this month."
 
toothless_banana powiedział(a):
I liked how he went on about "if you're a fan...saving up for later in the year, now's the time to donate." Knows the Thanksbegging season is a big draw, but bilking his paypigs for that money now. Probably will get it, but might be funny if the Thanksgiving-New Year well is dry.
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How very tragic that not only does someone think this way about their viewers, but they're probably fucking right. You just know there's some sad little faggots who either save up or just wait to drop all their money on this fat cunt at particular times of the year.

All for nothing, he's not getting sued, he's not getting evicted. The fact this will absolutely works just breaks my heart. I feel like a Dad watching his mentally ill child fail at tying their shoes for 50th time. Just fucking heartbroken but fully resigned to this happening again and again.
 
Surly Muppet powiedział(a):
So all this really amounts to is a goal that will hopefully drive people to just throw a little extra because of some added urgency and drama. As he will probably still take a day off despite this desperate situation, it also allows him to potentially take a day off without 'losing' the tip goal income for that day. This is nothing. This is a goal basically just to push his standard begging quota a little further.
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Bravo my friend. Basically my thoughts, as well.

Phil's just testing how far he can really push his fan's wallets until he finds that eventual line in the sand.
 
tomstone powiedział(a):
my speculation: it`s always all lies and the money goes straight to a savingsaccount and if he continues to scam like that he is set for retirement in 5-10 years.
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He recently saw that if he came up with the 'I cant tell you because self-defense' tactic worked and now he can just make shit up and beg to make stacks and retire by the time he's 40.
 
architects powiedział(a):
Jack_Spartacus tips $15 and says i hope this helps....and apparently his mom and dad also watch and enjoy his videos. J E S U S
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Even better, black_mage_ctype is apparently his brother. So it's a total family affair.

tomstone powiedział(a):
my speculation: it`s always all lies and the money goes straight to a savingsaccount and if he continues to scam like that he is set for retirement in 5-10 years.
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Phil spent, by his own admission, hundreds to thousands on that WWE supercard mobile game. He's just shit with money and knows that this particular stone can be squeezed for blood at will.
 
It’s been a long time since we’ve had a proper begging segment like this. I for one and glad to see the return of the “Reeemergencies!”

It sounds like he is trying to refinance the wakahndo. I think that is the thing that he’s been working on for the last several months that could fall apart.

However, there was one interesting bit I noticed and didn’t see any comments on. “I can’t explain to you what’s going on because legally it doesn’t make any sense, and legally it could hurt me.” (There may be some light paraphrasing) Has he basically admitted to having committed a crime? Has he committed fraud in some fashion?
 
So Dave didn't pay his taxes and is now broke hoping that people will cough up the money by this week to pay the $2000 bill. Wow Dave. You fundraised this back in January. How do you fuck this up?
 
Just a quick note for everyone: my logs don't show PlanetJeff as having been in chat all day, so that $200 most likely came from somebody else. Phrenelith/heaving_earth was in chat, so they're a possibility, especially since it sounds like Phil (badly) pretended not to know who "Nobody" was.

As for what the money's for, he made reference to "paymentS". His quarterly tax payment isn't until January 2020, and his property taxes are almost certainly taken from his mortgage payments. I think it's either showing a certain income to the bank for a re-fi or some kind of debt payment he fell behind on and is afraid of being sued over.
 
harbinger powiedział(a):
It’s been a long time since we’ve had a proper begging segment like this. I for one and glad to see the return of the “Reeemergencies!”

It sounds like he is trying to refinance the wakahndo. I think that is the thing that he’s been working on for the last several months that could fall apart.

However, there was one interesting bit I noticed and didn’t see any comments on. “I can’t explain to you what’s going on because legally it doesn’t make any sense, and legally it could hurt me.” (There may be some light paraphrasing) Has he basically admitted to having committed a crime? Has he committed fraud in some fashion?
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I think if he was anywhere near the commission of a crime we'd never hear of it. Phil is stupid but I'd put any money I had on him being more of a coward than an idiot. If he had so much as a sniff of running afoul of the law I think his first call would be to mummy and daddy to help him pay for a lawyer before he so much as took another step outside.
 
Pargon powiedział(a):
I think if he was anywhere near the commission of a crime we'd never hear of it. Phil is stupid but I'd put any money I had on him being more of a coward than an idiot. If he had so much as a sniff of running afoul of the law I think his first call would be to mummy and daddy to help him pay for a lawyer before he so much as took another step outside.
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This kinda makes me wonder if he's just been not paying the CT mortgage and telling the bank that he's too broke to do it, hoping they'll just sell it and walk away, or something like that. If so, he couldn't come out and say "I am willfully not making this payment" since that would trash his "I can't afford to make it" story.
 
actually powiedział(a):
Just a quick note for everyone: my logs don't show PlanetJeff as having been in chat all day, so that $200 most likely came from somebody else. Phrenelith/heaving_earth was in chat, so they're a possibility, especially since it sounds like Phil (badly) pretended not to know who "Nobody" was.

As for what the money's for, he made reference to "paymentS". His quarterly tax payment isn't until January 2020, and his property taxes are almost certainly taken from his mortgage payments. I think it's either showing a certain income to the bank for a re-fi or some kind of debt payment he fell behind on and is afraid of being sued over.
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All I took away from your post is we're due for another emergency sometime around December. Right on track I suppose.
 
actually powiedział(a):
Just a quick note for everyone: my logs don't show PlanetJeff as having been in chat all day, so that $200 most likely came from somebody else. Phrenelith/heaving_earth was in chat, so they're a possibility, especially since it sounds like Phil (badly) pretended not to know who "Nobody" was.

As for what the money's for, he made reference to "paymentS". His quarterly tax payment isn't until January 2020, and his property taxes are almost certainly taken from his mortgage payments. I think it's either showing a certain income to the bank for a re-fi or some kind of debt payment he fell behind on and is afraid of being sued over.
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Given how he talks about being in trouble legally, it sounds like someone threatened to sue him unless he paid up. It sounds like his plan to let the CTondo go into foreclosure has gone horribly awry, and the new bank that has his mortgage is probably threatening to file suit against Phil unless he gets back up to current.

In short, Phil shot himself in the foot. Again.
 
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