[October 23, 2019] NEW REEEEEEMERGENCY - The begging season starts earlier every year...

[tzgnilki]

My speculation:

First, we do know that Phil had a couple of guests a week ago. And it was something that Phil wasn't looking forward to. I bet the visitors and what Phil is tweeting are related to each other. And I'm willing to bet that this is all legal in nature.

So I have two guesses as to what the story is here.

First is that Kat and Phil are getting a divorce and that the visitors were a pair of divorce lawyers.

Second is that it has something to do with his taxes, and that the visitors were probably from the IRS. Phil's tax problems are catching up with him.

He doesn't want to reveal it due to his ego, but he knows he has to say something so he can get money.

tax guys usually come long after taxes were due to give you enough time to prove you don't care about paying your taxes

imagine walking into a $500k dollar home with new vehicles, huge video and game collection, and the person saying they can't afford taxes

dave trying to avoid taxes by begging for gifts and digital credits is concerning, and no doubt some sperg has compiled this and sent it in

 

[SowonNation]

If it's divorce is that proof enough that Dave and Khet married for convenience rather than love?

I don't know. You tell me.

 

[Salubrious]

His ct mortgage got sold to another bank last month and only showed up a week or two back:
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Wait. Is his mortgage STILL $128,627 after ten years of payments, or is that just listing the starting principle?

 

[DSPGouting]

If it's divorce is that proof enough that Dave and Khet married for convenience rather than love? I mean, I've seen a few clips of him lately and he seems his usual cunt self, but not a man on the verge of divorcing his one true soul maid. I don't think it's divorce thought tbh.

My money is on it being his tax situation. Whether a real thing or not, it'll be about his taxes.

That or he's planning to go extra fucking scummy and pull a dead/dying relative again. That might explain the "can't give details for security" thing. I would not put it past this absolute degenerate to have had a legitimate family death, whether close or not, and try and tard cum the situation for everything he possibly can.

Even worse would be if he's going to tard cum a death in Khets family. That would be truly spicy.

I can hear it already - Pig trying to put spin on it when the divorce certificate comes through:

"Ack Ack Ack, DOOOOD! We were ALWAYS gonna get divorced, we only got married because of the tax break I got, we don't even believe in marriage *Snort* I've said a bazillion times that marriage is just a scam!! No, it was always the plan to get divorced a couple months after the marriage *clown laugh* "

"Mr popapillupyourass just did a 50Bitch-ear and says *impersonates figure of authority - voice deepens* 'oh phil how could you decieve your fans again and not tell us you were just pretending to get married' uhhhhhh maybe cause that's none of your business you no brain asshole? ack ack ack *SNORT* "

"Oh my gahhhd.. *thigh slap* Anyway on an unrelated note Kat and jasper are pretty ill right now so you won't see or hear them for a while"

 

[Immortal Technique]

"If a near miracle (HINT HINT) doesn't happen at the end of the month; I'll be in trouble."

It's a "bill." It will always be a bill. Cannot wait for the recap of him speaking in generalities of this awful, terrible, unforeseen thing that can only be solved with someone else's money. I wonder what arbitrary $ number he'll put to this emergency that whether reached or not won't solve the problem.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Well, look at that...Halloween right around the corner as well as Canadian thanksgiving and know he needs a miracle.

Imagine
My
Suprise

 

[Raven'sChild]

My speculation:

First, we do know that Phil had a couple of guests a week ago. And it was something that Phil wasn't looking forward to. I bet the visitors and what Phil is tweeting are related to each other. And I'm willing to bet that this is all legal in nature.

So I have two guesses as to what the story is here.

First is that Kat and Phil are getting a divorce and that the visitors were a pair of divorce lawyers.

Second is that it has something to do with his taxes, and that the visitors were probably from the IRS. Phil's tax problems are catching up with him.

He doesn't want to reveal it due to his ego, but he knows he has to say something so he can get money.

1) We do not know that they had 'guests'. We do know that there was a WahKhando related thing that he was going to cancel an evening stream for that ended up not happening that evening. My best guess is that the WahKhando related thing had been rescheduled for that evening. It was most likely routine yearly maintenance/pest control/an inspection.

2) Divorce lawyers do not come to your house.

3) The IRS does not come to your house unless they are seizing your property.

I'm going with the new bank upped the mortgage payment AND/or the resort Mrs. D$P wants to go to when D$P calls in sick for the week this coming December require a deposit.

...this thread went up as I was posting. Moved my post here. Problem solved.

 

[Salubrious]

Probably starting principle, but you should be able to look it up on zillow and see what the last price it sold for was.

Posting reply to the new thread.

So he bought it for $131,000. Including taxes and closing costs and also down payment, there's a chance the $127K could be the starting principle. It looks like units of similar size are being sold for $55K now.

The listing back on the market and removed on 5/4/17 is interesting. That's only 10 days before Leanna's hospitalization.

 

[architects]

How long has it been since the last "Emergency"? Is there any consistency to them?

 

[JustcallmeVi]

Well, look at that...Halloween right around the corner as well as Canadian thanksgiving and know he needs a miracle.

Imagine
My
Suprise

It could be a "Variety" of different things. Could be they upped the payments on any of his cards or his khando. Could be tahxes. Could be anything really, but he's not gonna give you the actual answer. Shut up and pay his bills so this near forty-year-old man can play WWE for his "chill" streams

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Good thing Phil has been saving his money for a rainy day... Oh wait.

Hence why he moved to Seattle, rainiest part of the country.

 

[samovski]

It could be a "Variety" of different things. Could be they upped the payments on any of his cards or his khando. Could be tahxes. Could be anything really, but he's not gonna give you the actual answer. Shut up and pay his bills so this near forty-year-old man can play WWE for his "chill" streams

The idea of that boggles my mind. That someone can so consistently desperately need the help of strangers but offer those people nothing in terms of actual information about the issue. He just says "hey guise need monies plz halp" and people just throw money at him.

I ain't mad he keeps trying his luck, especially considering his luck is fucking legendary when it comes to this faggotry. What really pisses in my cereal is how so many people in his chat are just so happy to throw money away. Do we have any proof he's using the money on what he says he is? Or are we just taking his word for it?

Didn't his mom give him 10k earlier this year? Where the fuck has that gone?

 

[Raven'sChild]

1) Will he cancel all pending New Releases?
2) Will they refrain from eating out?
3) Will they cancel their Subscription based entertainment?
4) Will they tighten their belts and buy fewer groceries/ eliminate bread, muffins, soup and salsas from the Deli section?
...We can safely say that this 'Miracle' will have to happen because it would be IMPOSSIBLE for them to do any of the above.

 

[ANDS!]

Someone needs to gift that guy a bottle of Melatonin. Will sleep like a babe, instead of living like a baby. . .zing!

 

[Raven'sChild]

The idea of that boggles my mind. That someone can so consistently desperately need the help of strangers but offer those people nothing in terms of actual information about the issue. He just says "hey guise need monies plz halp" and people just throw money at him.

I ain't mad he keeps trying his luck, especially considering his luck is fucking legendary when it comes to this faggotry. What really pisses in my cereal is how so many people in his chat are just so happy to throw money away. Do we have any proof he's using the money on what he says he is? Or are we just taking his word for it?

Didn't his mom give him 10k earlier this year? Where the fuck has that gone?

Not sure how much his mother gave him, but we know he said that the $12k+ in Twitch sub money he got from Emerald 7 was "gone as it had been used to pay bills" before April instead of going to pay his taxes causing him to beg fans for more money to pay his taxes. Don't ask where the other money made Dec. '18- April '19 went or how he managed to spend ALL of it + the extra $12,000.00 and change*
* 600 Tier 3 x $17.50 + 697 Tier 1 x $2.50 = $12,242.50
EDIT: It was $12k. He had alluded to needing $16k to pay his taxes. A number he later recanted saying that it was just a figure he had randomly chosen.

 

[tzgnilki]

1) Will he cancel all pending New Releases?
2) Will they refrain from eating out?
3) Will they cancel their Subscription based entertainment?
4) Will they tighten their belts and buy fewer groceries/ eliminate bread, muffins, soup and salsas from the Deli section?
...We can safely say that this 'Miracle' will have to happen because it would be IMPOSSIBLE for them to do any of the above.

watching a grown man drink bottled beverages, cherry juice, and coffe from a $500 machine, eat fresh bagels daily, buys a new games nearly every week, always belches during the stream so it's obvious he stuffs his face before pushing the go live button

it makes me wonder if he will ever know what a bad financial situation is

 

[PieceofShet]

Im actually missing the EMERGENCY videos he used to upload to vlog channel.

 

[samovski]

Not sure how much his mother gave him, but we know he said that the $16k in Twitch sub money he got from Emerald 7 was "gone as it had been used to pay bills" before April instead of going to pay his taxes causing him to beg fans for more money to pay his taxes. Don't ask where the other money made Dec. '18- April '19 went or how he managed to spend ALL of it + the extra $16,000.00.

This is my point, he makes a lot of money pretty much every time he begs. Yet there's still more people and money just there to exploit. You'd think at some point they'd ask for proof beforehand rather than have some epiphany months later when their money is gone and Phils doing the same shit to other people.

It's all just a bit boring now tbh. Hope it's something spicy but, this is Dave, it'll be some bullshit.

 

[tzgnilki]

This is my point, he makes a lot of money pretty much every time he begs. Yet there's still more people and money just there to exploit. You'd think at some point they'd ask for proof beforehand rather than have some epiphany months later when their money is gone and Phils doing the same shit to other people.

It's all just a bit boring now tbh. Hope it's something spicy but, this is Dave, it'll be some bullshit.

planetjeff has disappeared and there are not enough $1 troll tips to compensate

 

[tzgnilki]

The idea of that boggles my mind. That someone can so consistently desperately need the help of strangers but offer those people nothing in terms of actual information about the issue. He just says "hey guise need monies plz halp" and people just throw money at him.

I ain't mad he keeps trying his luck, especially considering his luck is fucking legendary when it comes to this faggotry. What really pisses in my cereal is how so many people in his chat are just so happy to throw money away. Do we have any proof he's using the money on what he says he is? Or are we just taking his word for it?

Didn't his mom give him 10k earlier this year? Where the fuck has that gone?

I would love to see his weekly grocery receipt

he has a $500 coffee machine to boil water for his cup noodles, he has no sense of what a struggle is