💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

Look at all of these feminine tattoos, in feminine places.

Also, that elephant tattoo looks like shit. It looks like it was traced or copied by someone who's never drawn a thing in their life. Why people cut corners on shit that's permanent is beyond me. Probably the same impulsive desicion making that makes a teenager run away with some unshowered pedo.
 
What’s the weird crosses tattoo about?


It stands for "11-14" (according to Life of Onion, brought to us by @birdman )
The tattoo was made very early in their marriage

From Life of Onion wiki

On March 27, 2013, Greg uploaded "ONISION'S NEW TATTOO" to his speaks channel. He showed off his fresh touch-up on his "27" hip tattoo and his and Lainey's new matching "14" ankle tattoos. ($ource) This was believed to be for the day they were married, November 14, 2012. In 2019 Greg revealed this tattoo is actually a "11-14"?? He says this tattoo is for the day he almost ended his life, November 14, 2007. He says he unintentionally got legally married on the same day. ($ource)
 
Is that suppose to be a chain or band on its head? Because it looks like stitches from a brain removal surgery to me.

And I don't know if "you are safe" is directed at herself or her grooming victims but it's a lie nonetheless.
I believe that's supposed to be a decorative headdress that elephants in other countries (India specifically) wear during processions and parades. Circus elephants would also wear similar headbands, but theirs usually had large plumes instead of flat cloth. I couldn't find a picture of an elephant wearing what the elephant on the tattoo is wearing, but I know I've seen them before.
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The elephant tattoo could've looked much better and cuter if they went to a higher scale parlor and spent more than like $200 on it.
 
Is that suppose to be a chain or band on its head? Because it looks like stitches from a brain removal surgery to me.

And I don't know if "you are safe" is directed at herself or her grooming victims but it's a lie nonetheless.
I believe that's supposed to be a decorative headdress that elephants in other countries (India specifically) wear during processions and parades. Circus elephants would also wear similar headbands, but theirs usually had large plumes instead of flat cloth. I couldn't find a picture of an elephant wearing what the elephant on the tattoo is wearing, but I know I've seen them before.
It's supposed to be a forehead crown. In a video she said that she absolutely loved the shade and how it was coloured and drawn.
 
The elephant tattoo could've looked much better and cuter if they went to a higher scale parlor and spent more than like $200 on it.
$200? No, that's a $80 tattoo if I ever saw one. If they had any friends or relatives I'd say it was a kitchen scratcher job.

$200 would have gotten her a really nice one, at least where I live. One of the best artists I've gone to is $150 per hour and that tattoo wouldn't take two hours.

All of her tats are hot kitchen scratcher garbage. I personally fucking despise the sketchy floral style. It's such a basic bitch Tumblr tattoo.
 
Also, that elephant tattoo looks like shit. It looks like it was traced or copied by someone who's never drawn a thing in their life. Why people cut corners on shit that's permanent is beyond me. Probably the same impulsive desicion making that makes a teenager run away with some unshowered pedo.
It was drawn by Sam, one of their few non teenage candidates for The Trinity.

Sam, at age 22, lived with them for a few weeks and made videos with Greg while Lainey cried the whole time and filled Greg's ear with poison about her. Like all their targets, she had a shitty home life and thought the Mcmansion was the answer to her prayers: stable housing, friends, a built in job. It turned into a nightmare almost immediately when Greg constantly broke her personal and physical boundaries, which made Lainey freak out, which in turn made Greg blame Sam for upsetting Lainey by her existence. She spent her last few days there holed up in her suite living off a box of granola bars rather than face the trauma which awaited on the other side of her door.

And I think it's supposed to be of the two kids, not Kai and Troy?
 
When it comes to tattoos, you get what you pay for. Also, as far as I'm aware, none of Taylor's tattoos are actually custom pieces, just traced shit from the internet, which is again much cheaper than getting something custom drawn up by an actual artist. Like someone else said, she's all quantity over quality.
 
It was drawn by Sam, one of their few non teenage candidates for The Trinity.

Sam, at age 22, lived with them for a few weeks and made videos with Greg while Lainey cried the whole time and filled Greg's ear with poison about her. Like all their targets, she had a shitty home life and thought the Mcmansion was the answer to her prayers: stable housing, friends, a built in job. It turned into a nightmare almost immediately when Greg constantly broke her personal and physical boundaries, which made Lainey freak out, which in turn made Greg blame Sam for upsetting Lainey by her existence. She spent her last few days there holed up in her suite living off a box of granola bars rather than face the trauma which awaited on the other side of her door.
I had completely forgotten about Sam!

Has she said something, since Sarah began talking? I can't remember.


When it comes to tattoos, you get what you pay for. Also, as far as I'm aware, none of Taylor's tattoos are actually custom pieces, just traced shit from the internet, which is again much cheaper than getting something custom drawn up by an actual artist. Like someone else said, she's all quantity over quality.
She also never gave credit to any of them: on Twitter the artist that drew the "gay volcano" she tattooed on her ankle called her out for it.
 
“Possibly the only one that was realized by someone that knew what they were doing is the lavender one, but the others...”

The lavender one always makes me laugh because there’s meant to be a blank space between the two sprigs of lavender but the tattooist has coloured it in like a leaf
 
Her tattoos have always been horrible and cheaply made because just like Greg she values quantity over quality a lot more. I cannot imagine what kind of abomination would come out of her having one of those horrors covered up.

She also doesn't seem to know how to take care of them and that they need time to heal, and considering that it's probably Greg, the one that takes care of her hygiene, it's no wonder they look so fucked up.

Possibly the only one that was realized by someone that knew what they were doing is the lavender one, but the others...

The worst is possibly the elephants one: not only it's ugly as shit, but it's also supposed to represent Taylor and Troy. When she had it done, Chloey had already been born. It's just sad.

The only tattoo that looks even remotely decent is the Yoshi. Everything else has wonky lines and shit coloring, they're horribly faded for only being a few years old, and the artist who did them doesn't seem to have any artistic talent beyond tracing lines, albeit poorly.

Shading is nonexistent in that ugly ass sunflower tat, the rainbow pudding looks like something low-skill off Deviantart with that basic flat, no blend inking, the flowery shit on her collarbone has "shading", but looks more like colored pencils than ink. The elephants, as "sentimental" as they are, look like garbage, and now she's stuck with artwork from someone she 'hated' printed on her body. Using certain colors in tattoos, they fade awfully quick. Very poor planning on her part, she's gonna have half disappeared tattoos in the next few years. Speaking of, the fading she already has comes from obvious poor aftercare.


I'm far from someone who believes the bullshit "ur tattoos NEED to MEAN something" mentality, but in her case, she's getting tattoos just to have them immediately, and she'll regret all of them soon. She doesn't take care of them. All she wants is cred with the 'cool kids' with 300+ sittings under their belt. Personally, the random placement of her tattoos just bothers me, unsure why yet.
 
Believe it or not, it's actually "gay volcano erupting rainbow lava"
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Who the fuck looks at that and sees a gay volcano-
You're only wasting your money, Lainey.
 
Believe it or not, it's actually "gay volcano erupting rainbow lava"
nothing screams attention seeker quite like a "look at me I'm a faggot" tattoo.
Loony, we get that grogonzolla whines and bitches just as much as most women but your marriage is a straight one.
 
Sat through that video, gotta say, for having such crippling anxiety, she sat through both waiting in a public lobby AND getting the tattoo done awful calm. Bonus points for getting a tattoo done while Gerg was crying over being broke.

The first thing they tell you after getting a tattoo is to only keep it covered up to one hour after it's been wrapped, do not recover it. The second thing they tell you after getting a tattoo is to use tattoo wash to cleanse it while it heals. That also gets excess ink out so that it doesn't stain clothing or furniture, and that rainbow monstrosity was leaking ink all over that non sterile gauze you taped to it. Pair that with frequent use of Aquaphor, or an equivalent healing agent. Can't very well do either of those things if you wrap gauze around a fresh tattoo. It's gonna stick to your skin, it's gonna irritate the skin when you pry it off, it's gonna scab over and dry out, and seeing as it wasn't your first tattoo, it shouldn't look older than that ugly ass '14' on the other ankle.

If you didn't want her to color in the lines on the same visit, vocalize it before you even sit in the chair. If you're that pissy over "pain and suffering" from a smaller, basic tattoo, don't get tattoos at all. Pain tolerance varies person-to-person, but if you're going to go on camera the next morning to talk about how much it hurts and you get no relief from the pain, poor me, maybe you shouldn't be going into tattoo parlors. Sarcastically thanking your fans for your decision to get a tattoo you seemed grossly unprepared for just- *chef kiss* Bueno.

TL;DR, just like with being 'tranz', Lainey only seems to want the appearance of tattoos, not the responsibility of aftercare or the expected pains of getting them.

'I am an ell-gee-bee-tee icon' My faggoty ass doesn't even say shit like this ironically. I pulled a muscle cringing at listening to her talk like this in public.
 
I'm far from someone who believes the bullshit "ur tattoos NEED to MEAN something" mentality, but in her case, she's getting tattoos just to have them immediately, and she'll regret all of them soon. She doesn't take care of them. All she wants is cred with the 'cool kids' with 300+ sittings under their belt. Personally, the random placement of her tattoos just bothers me, unsure why yet.
Yeah, people should be able to just get tattoos because they want to without being judged. Get that rainbow pudding tattooed on your ankle, who cares.

But Taylor's are signs of her passing personalities: she got her first two because Greg wanted to mark her up for good, the gay pudding when she had the first stage of her SpacePrince uwu phase, the flowers around the time she was with Billie and Billie often uses flowers to complement her aesthetic, and I'm pretty sure she got the elephants one before the phase in which she showed her pregnancy pics on YouTube.

They all are pretty shitty images taken from Google and without any kind of change in them. They are literally pngs. The only one that could've been a cute original design is the elephants one, but it was drawn by someone who is not a professional and tattooed by someone who definitely isn't a professional, so it kind of sits there, huge and sucky. She got it only a year ago and it's already faded.

The placement of the all bothers me too, and it's because not only it's absolutely random, but also because there's no theme that ties them together, and with the fact that they are all shittily inked and healed, they look like faded fake tattoos.

Seriously, maybe people don't even think about what kind of tattoos they are going to have next (most metal and rock stars probably don't think about the entire placement of the sleeve they are going to build throughout the years), but the taste for them doesn't change. Most people that begin with old school tattoos choose other old school tattoos, people who have a few coloured tattoos get other coloured tattoos that go along with the style and shades of the first ones, people who like religious imagery and get a tattoo of it will most likely have a second and a third one too.

However, Taylor has no tastes, no consistency in her personality: she follows what Greg tells her to do and then what the internet trends are. The only thing that saved her from tattooing her face like Abby Brown is that she is probably a bit saner than her, but that's about it.
 
I think it's fair to judge people for their tattoos as you would with any other form of expression, for something so permanent people rarely put enough thought into them to justify their presence and it shows. Using them to document impulsive and short-term interests is dumb as hell, but cheapening out on them is even worse. If you're empty-headed, the least you can do is choose somebody who knows what they are doing to take the lead (the typical eg. would be the tattoo artist's muse who gets discounted work, or free in exchange for y'know. If you're buying, get them to spend some of their time planning out future expansion, so even if you stop using them, or change the design, you'll know where it's going). Lainey's are definitely on the poor end, with none so singularly embarrassing as Do Not Engage, but all of them radiate basicness and poor judgement.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Until recently what I know about Onision came from Null's Madattheinternet stream from a while back. Jowever Cecil McFly, she of the getting liquored up while reading Metokur FanFic fame, has pretty much sold me on Onision as a Lolcow.

I posted her video previously in this thread, but after watching it I'm reposting because McFly has seriously got her shit together, I know she used to be an onscreen disaster area, but this video obviously took longer to produce than it did to watch, and I don't feel like I wasted an hour of my life watching it.

It's heavily influenced by this thread, and I suspect once she gets onto Onion's entry to YouTube she'll reference the farms directly more often.

Anyway

 
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