DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LiquidCancer]

his dad's name is dave isn't it, or are you saying his dad has phil's name tattooed on him, porb be weird to have your own name

His dad's name is Dave, and he has a Dave tattoo.

Phil explained it as his dad wanted a tattoo and didn't know what to get so he got Dave on his arm.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Why is he using Yoshi in Super Mario Kart? Everyone knows he and Princess are the worst characters in the original. They are pretty non-viable on 150cc.

Also has nobody told him about the rewind feature? If you're gonna save scum do it all the way.

Yoshi was his character when he owned the game when he was a pre-teen is why. Your point about 150cc making the attribute strengths negated and their weaknesses more over exposed by the computer's other six racers not the same type as his is handwaved off as, "You can't control your character with power sliding in this game, consecutive hops is the only way to corner." He is doing it objectively wrong, on this front.

Edit2: This may actually be a rage-quit tbh, we'll see if he ever plays Mario Kart again. . .
It's a super easy track to beat, you just select the feather and then you can skip 1/3rd of a lap but I'm guessing since he doesn't even know the timing to get the boost at the start of the race he doesn't know the timing to select the item you want.

He finally got at least one start boost off correctly this last stream. Consistnacy though elludes him on the accelerator timing during the start tree countdown.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Begging turned up to 12.

Then he just creates himself and Kat and claims he never said that viewers could name his characters.

 

[Comma]

Heaving_Earth (Phrenelith) just went full re.tard in DSP's chat, seemingly out of nowhere:



He must have looked at the logs or something, because that Chad_Warden's last activity was over 12 hours ago (posting a bunch of wheelchair symbols after the stream had ended).



Looks like the black hole that is DSP's bank account will have a fruitful day today with Heaving_Earth throwing pity bucks at him to show his "support".

 

[tzgnilki]

His dad's name is Dave, and he has a Dave tattoo.

Phil explained it as his dad wanted a tattoo and didn't know what to get so he got Dave on his arm.

I knew his mother was a retard, but phil having two retarded parents, really he had no chance

 

[Billericay Dickie]

Heaving_Earth (Phrenelith) just went full re.tard in DSP's chat, seemingly out of nowhere:

 

[JMR]

"hardcore gaming season" seems to have fallen out of favor. Or maybe it has for a while and I didn't realize it. There are times where previously he would default to it, but he's now opting for stuff like "time of the year with a ginormous amount of new releases" and the "the busiest gaming time of the year"

 

[Billericay Dickie]

Deluded Cretin

Many hours watched to get his 10k points.

 

[Pargon]

Heaving_Earth (Phrenelith) just went full re.tard in DSP's chat, seemingly out of nowhere:

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He must have looked at the logs or something, because that Chad_Warden's last activity was over 12 hours ago (posting a bunch of wheelchair symbols after the stream had ended).

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Looks like the black hole that is DSP's bank account will have a fruitful day today with Heaving_Earth throwing pity bucks at him to show his "support".

"Peenie points" Christ on a bike.

Why does every whale he manages to snag type like they're some sort of sex pervert?

 

[MoonRocker]

Never underestimate the retards in Phil’s chat to start shit up on a Monday morning.

 

[samovski]

Heaving_Earth (Phrenelith) just went full re.tard in DSP's chat, seemingly out of nowhere:

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He must have looked at the logs or something, because that Chad_Warden's last activity was over 12 hours ago (posting a bunch of wheelchair symbols after the stream had ended).

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Looks like the black hole that is DSP's bank account will have a fruitful day today with Heaving_Earth throwing pity bucks at him to show his "support".

I love how he hits every cliche possible "no life" "no relationships" "snowflakes". Can nobody think of even semi-clever insults anymore? Why are we circling back to 2006 insults. Come at me with something at least kind of clever or not at all you cock-goblin. Jesus it's like everyone in Daves chat has the mental capacity of a mid-noughties high-school emo.

Go bankrupt yourself you faux-intelligent cuck monkey.

 

[sammyrdurham]

Deluded Cretin
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Many hours watched to get his 10k points.
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Spending hours "trolling" (when most probably actually just trash talk him here or listen to him in the background while doing something else because whatever Phil plays makes the game look like shit), but how long do guys like him work to get in Phil's good graces for a few seconds until he forgets about them because someone else became the top contributor? 40 hours at least

Who's the loser now?

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

I love how he hits every cliche possible "no life" "no relationships" "snowflakes". Can nobody think of even semi-clever insults anymore? Why are we circling back to 2006 insults. Come at me with something at least kind of clever or not at all you cock-goblin. Jesus it's like everyone in Daves chat has the mental capacity of a mid-noughties high-school emo.

Go bankrupt yourself you faux-intelligent cuck monkey.

It's almost like psychological projection.


LEAVE DSP ALONE YOU IDIOT POO BRAIN BASEMENT DWELLING NO LIFE LONER DETRACTOR SLOWFLAKES!

 

[SPhobos]

Is Phil finally owning the meme and embracing the pig? Look at how ugly this fucking slide is btw lmao.

 

[Nixxit]

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Is Phil finally owning the meme and embracing the pig? Look at how ugly this fucking slide is btw lmao.

Remember that Phil doesn't commission his art, he just begs for it - as for everything, essentially. So yeah, some is just genuinely amateur stuff fans sent him which looks kinda bad but is still somewhat serviceable, but it wouldn't be the first time someone sent him something subtly but intentionally painting him in a negative/trollish light.

 

[Spit bucket]

Spending hours "trolling" (when most probably actually just trash talk him here or listen to him in the background while doing something else because whatever Phil plays makes the game look like shit), but how long do guys like him work to get in Phil's good graces for a few seconds until he forgets about them because someone else became the top contributor? 40 hours at least

Who's the loser now?

And the funny thing is most of his "detractor's" or anyone that just shits on him is doing better in then real life than he ever has. Just to name a few.
Snort Burnell is now a captain on a shipping vessel.
The Crow has a loving family with a newborn on the way.
Tevin had a stable job before someone got him fired.

Phil is in a loveless marriage, massive in debt and has to beg wheelchairs and children to pay his bills.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Heaving_Earth (Phrenelith) just went full re.tard in DSP's chat, seemingly out of nowhere:

Wyświetl załącznik 979648

He must have looked at the logs or something, because that Chad_Warden's last activity was over 12 hours ago (posting a bunch of wheelchair symbols after the stream had ended).

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Looks like the black hole that is DSP's bank account will have a fruitful day today with Heaving_Earth throwing pity bucks at him to show his "support".

Couldn’t help but steal from someone on twitter

 

[Prince Lotor]

Heaving_Earth (Phrenelith) just went full re.tard in DSP's chat, seemingly out of nowhere:

Wyświetl załącznik 979648

He must have looked at the logs or something, because that Chad_Warden's last activity was over 12 hours ago (posting a bunch of wheelchair symbols after the stream had ended).

Wyświetl załącznik 979649

Looks like the black hole that is DSP's bank account will have a fruitful day today with Heaving_Earth throwing pity bucks at him to show his "support".

So this guy keeps Phil's chat open to dead-air for 12+ hours at a time just to earn worthless digital tally marks, brags about it and then goes on an 18 minute rant-typing spree about what a loser some rando who spent 23 seconds typing wheelchair symbols into chat 12 hours ago is, because they are dedicating their lives to Phil and they must have nothing going on in their unfulfilling lives to be spending 23 seconds on something worthless like this. Okaaay. . .

 

[harbinger]

Gout was also known as the "Disease of Kings"

Phil is also known as the "King of Hate"

People start calling him Dave

It's revealed that Phil's dad has a tattoo with "Dave" on it

Any other coincidences like this?

Does this make Phillip the Disease of Hate?

Uuuugh. We are in the doldrums again.

All Phil is doing these days is preaching orthodoxy and killing time. Remember the Brontgeestses's? Remember good Old Viking? It was lovely when Phil shit his little knickers about his $20 refund; that really got his blood pumping. but seems like we are in for a few weeks of limp, tepid begging and bilious whining until he stirs his queasy bulk just enough to fart out a flaccid and embarrassing festive fundraiser. I'LL BE DRINKING!!!! tm

Dave has no imagination, no motivation and no planning skills, all the good saga stuff comes from people outside of the Khando, but maybe something interesting will happen. Phil continues to pretty much literally quoting warning signs of an abusive relationship (BUZZFEED: Ten Phrases Narcissists Use to Gaslight You!!!!) in each video, when he is not also ranting like a low-rate cult leader. The quailty of his current Interactors is pretty lame, too.

Also, real talk, dude, Phil is not funny; he just sits there and pretends to be Howard Stern. Fine. We know this, of old. But, I fucking well wish he would camp out on his pimply, grey arse and bingewatch him some Howard Stern, and refresh his mind, because Howard Stern actually was funny, and Phil is as funny as that time Tevin fucked your mom.

But, if there is one universal truth in these confusing times, it's that eventually, Phil will again do something stupid (or scummy) enough to be mildly interesting.

Don’t fret too much, Darksydephil’s 2019 Thanksgiving Taxtravaganza is about a month away.

His dad's name is Dave, and he has a Dave tattoo.

Phil explained it as his dad wanted a tattoo and didn't know what to get so he got Dave on his arm.

Is this where Philip gets his exceptionalism from?

 

[Perpetual Outrage]

And the funny thing is most of his "detractor's" or anyone that just shits on him is doing better in then real life than he ever has. Just to name a few.
Snort Burnell is now a captain on a shipping vessel.
The Crow has a loving family with a newborn on the way.
Tevin had a stable job before someone got him fired.

Phil is in a loveless marriage, massive in debt and has to beg wheelchairs and children to pay his bills.

Alright, I know we all have a low opinion of Phil but there's no reason to be A-logging him here playing the revisionism game.

Snort Burnell, if Ardnas, is in Vietnam, so calling him/her a "shipping vessel captain" is like calling a taxi driver a "freight captain".
I don't even know wtf could possess you to know "The Crow" is in a "loving family".
Tevin's is the most ridiculous. He had a "stable job" as janitor/groundskeeper for a college but then got fired and the police consider him a suspect in trying to poison a bitch. How the fuck is that "doing better" than a guy getting six figures playing video games? This is completely leaving out that Tevin looks like he's aged 10 years in the last year alone.

Daily detractor video makers are, objectively, impossible to be living better than Phil in principle alone due to them having to watch all his shit content. This is why they start ripping each other off like Snort did Mighty D. Nobody wants to watch all that shit but for some reason they do.

The only way you can rise above DSP as a detractor is by following what I'll now call Pig's Law: either you're a Kiwi who just browses the forums to see each person chipping in a little with new info, or you're LyteSydeBill'ing it and just doing a half hearted stream when something good in the DSPverse is going down.