💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[Chicken Picnic]

Demand they wear shorts under dresses to 'prevent' rape

I'm sorry, I missed this gem. What the fuck?

Also I haven't seen this meltdown video and honestly can't stand to listen to Onion's weird ass patronising voice tone, anyone willing to do us a solid and give a description? Seriously, he sounds like just the embodiment of a shit eating grin sometimes, it makes me physically cringe when I hear him speak like that lol.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

Have a relationship 'contract'
Have relationship 'rules & punishments'
Those punishments involving humiliating violation of bodily autonomy & freedom (e.g tying up in basement with a tramp stamp tattoo)

Have you noticed that when he writes these rules, they only apply to the female members of the couple? He doesn't believe in consequences for himself, apparently.

I'm sorry, I missed this gem. What the fuck?

His ex wife, Skye, wrote it on Twitter. Knowing what type of person Greg is (a man who doesn't believe a woman can be raped if she has had more than X number of partners, but at the same time preys on rape victims), it's not really a surprise.

 

[Shazamtrios]

Also I haven't seen this meltdown video and honestly can't stand to listen to Onion's weird ass patronising voice tone, anyone willing to do us a solid and give a description? Seriously, he sounds like just the embodiment of a shit eating grin sometimes, it makes me physically cringe when I hear him speak like that lol.

I'll try my best?
Starts with a documentary style opening bringing up his commentary, the black women hair controversy, and ends it by bringing up a banana song. Calls himself the banana king and says Onision has decimated, destroyed, and ruined the lives of countless women. He then sits in front of a green screen saying people took his money, fame, and clout; then freaks out while shouting he is not an "under developed brainophile", as pictured above. Calls himself our hero and savior and other such titles. Makes a bunch of weird faces and sounds, then calls US awful. Then he says a narcissist is someone with adobe premier experience and also simultaneously obsessed with getting attention on youtube, while the word egomaniac is on the screen. He then brings up Shane Dawson and Brock Lesnar and how he threatened to fight them, apparently? Then mocks Shane for going after one of the Paul brothers. Then you have a skit with an interviewer calling him a rapist for going after girls with under developed brains. He says "allegedly" and emphasizes the partner is 25. This skit goes on for a while where Onion says he is only guilty of speeding on the freeway. He does some weird mental gymnastics while shouting that he is fighting for his life. He ends this skit by saying you'd be mad too if everyone psycho-analyzed everything you did.

Then a bit about Onion abusing women to the point they use drugs and alcohol to cope with the ptsd they got by being with him. The brave keyboard warriors around the web are apparently threatening his well-being, which cuts to Onion calling himself famous. Or, infamous, you might say. This is just a gag about where people have threatened to assault Onion, which causes him to show off all the cameras on his property. The police can also get to his house in 55 seconds. Next he calls his mind a complicated maze, and says he has thousands of abused ex-girlfriends. Then they interview a "victim" where the victim says they were of age but their brain wasn't fully developed. The interviewer is Elmo, they bring up the baby carrot, it just goes nowhere. Then he brings up that all of his fans are clowns. Then ANOTHER fake interview where they talk about Onision masturbating and having sex in public, one of the partners being his mom??? It goes nowhere and is just gross sex talk. He misspells incoherent, which is pretty sad.

Next is bringing up the infamous voice messages thing, where he tries to play it off by just cussing a lot and making threats. This is subtitled as well and this time he managed to spell incoherent correctly. Then it turns into a weird demon thing... I don't know. Then he talks about how he was diagnosed with narcissism, depression, bi-polar disorder, and schizophrenia. Then it ends by making fun of people who do multiple videos on him by bringing up that this will have a sequel if it gets a low of views.
Whew, I hope this helped even a little bit.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

freaks out while shouting he is not an "under developed brainophile"

"You're so mature for your age" is probably his hidden justification for this statement. He's one of those "depends on the child" sorts.

 

[Water-T]

This sums up that whole video

 

[Niggernerd]

Then he talks about how he was diagnosed with narcissism, depression, bi-polar disorder, and schizophrenia. Then it ends by making fun of people who do multiple videos on him by bringing up that this will have a sequel if it gets a low of views.
Whew, I hope this helped even a little bit.

8.8/10 good job for your first time
1.gorg we know you're a narcissistic piece of shit. Just because it's a disorder doesn't make you a victim
2. You can't have BPD and depression you nonce.
3. Fair enough you're probably a schizo nonce.
4.Yas, Gorgtrude, making fun of people for doing videos exposing your exceptionalism are the real dummies xd Sorry to break it to you but it's not going to be like the past where you got away with everything because you made yourself so deplorable that you doing shitty things went under the radar because it was the norm. You can't stop your downfall.
5.It's not going to get alot of views you nonce, it's locked behind a Paywall and anyone that's a patron is just going to download it and archive the video so you don't get the ad revenue or views and we still get to laugh at you.

Edit: I think the main thing fucking up our little onion patch besides his exes finally speaking up is that he can't get away with shit like usual. Over the years he's been so used to big YouTubers and people just brushing him off because he's a well known piece of shit so it's swept under the rug as "just Greg things"
But now, in a sense he's neither getting positive nor negative attention by people he see's as important enemies or whatever. He's just being exposed and that attention isn't what he wanted.
All he wanted was praise or mad at the internet shit flinging.

 

[Montage]

He reminds me of Michael Jackson with his “allegedly” bullshit. That’s when you know they’re guilty, I can see the sweat on his brow now.

Meltdown is imminent.

 

[Ricket]

We keep saying "meltdown is imminent", but I think the meltdown was always happening. Sure, he's hamming up these "meltdowns" because he wants to, in true narc rage, hit the bee's hive as much as he can to garner as much attention and hate as he can. Attention is attention, even if it's all wolves jumping at his throat.
He's used to that, he bathes in that, and he's willing to bare his chest and let everyone have a bit just as long as people keep clawing for more. He'll keep doing that even when nothing is left.

Anyway, gay poetry bullshit aside, we're doing what he THINKS he wants. He THINKS he wants all this attention, that the attention means he's popular by happenstance, and that alone makes his teeny beaner hard as steel. He built his entire "career" off of publicly having a meltdown, none of it is a career though, it's all just him crying and screaming at a camera because he knows people will watch it and will shit on him. He has the talent of a fat skitzo woman taking a fat dump in the middle of Times Square at noon, smearing her shit all over the people who pass by and screaming to them that she is a lost genius of a generation.

Like, sure, he's trying to push this "fake meltdown" stuff like this last Patreon video he posted so people will gather around and watch, but the true actuality is that he's been having a meltdown since he made his banana video because he knows full well that's all he'll ever be. The banana guy and, by analogy, a fat skitzo woman in Times Square.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

8.8/10 good job for your first time
1.gorg we know you're a narcissistic piece of shit. Just because it's a disorder doesn't make you a victim
2. You can't have BPD and depression you nonce.
3. Fair enough you're probably a schizo nonce.
4.Yas, Gorgtrude, making fun of people for doing videos exposing your exceptionalism are the real dummies xd Sorry to break it to you but it's not going to be like the past where you got away with everything because you made yourself so deplorable that you doing shitty things went under the radar because it was the norm. You can't stop your downfall.
5.It's not going to get alot of views you nonce, it's locked behind a Paywall and anyone that's a patron is just going to download it and archive the video so you don't get the ad revenue or views and we still get to laugh at you.

Edit: I think the main thing fucking up our little onion patch besides his exes finally speaking up is that he can't get away with shit like usual. Over the years he's been so used to big YouTubers and people just brushing him off because he's a well known piece of shit so it's swept under the rug as "just Greg things"
But now, in a sense he's neither getting positive nor negative attention by people he see's as important enemies or whatever. He's just being exposed and that attention isn't what he wanted.
All he wanted was praise or mad at the internet shit flinging.

BPD isn't bipolar, it's borderline. But you're right you can't have both depression and bipolar, but you can have borderline personality disorder and depression. I have no idea where he got the schizophrenia idea from though, I don't think I've ever seen someone say that in all the years of onion shit slinging I've seen go down lol. But, again, you can't have both bipolar and schizophrenia diagnosed, that's schizoaffective disorder.

So basically the video proves he definitely has been reading up on either this thread or the anti-onions sharing stuff from here Greg, I know you have a massive head but this was not the best way of showing that's because you're hiding a galaxy big brain of facts in it. Bringing up the police and how your well-being is being threatened, when the police came to your house for a welfare check on you and Lainey because you were going off on one on twitter and apparently have guns in your house. Maybe try to not sperg out so publicly if you don't want people to be concerned for the wellbeing of your family next time?

Also, "allegedly"? Nigga there's no allegations here, the only exes you have that weren't like almost 10 years younger than you were Skye (same age) and Adrienne. Just because they are NOW 25 or whatever doesn't change that you started getting in their pants when they were underage and you were skipping around state lines to find places where you wouldn't be doing that illegally.

This is why places like lolcow and the farms exist, to archive shit so people don't forget about dumb shit you've done and point and laugh at you whilst doing so. Even if you wipe your forums and jump off of all social media other than chatting to your teen shills, it won't stop people from finding out what you did lmao. Hopefully if Hansen does to talk to Repzion, he can at least get linked to some archived content and not just go by what Repzion says like he's some oracle of knowledge. He needs to know the full story, from the start, not just what's happening right now, because a great way to get under Onion's skin is to bring up shit he can't deflect such as the massive cock ups he's had with the IRS and the State re: destroying protected wetlands. If he tries to skirt around that, it makes him look a lot less credible and you could easily throw a "well if you're lying to me about this, why should I believe you didn't groom/abuse these girls?" at him

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Late, but I stumbled across a few other short haired Onision pics earlier in the thread, for those interested.

This sums up that whole video

Especially the spelling.

 

[tarrant]

it's been said before but i'll say it again, shane dawson not giving greg any attention, will make him a thousand times more angry than anything shane could say about him. greg has been obsessed with shane for years, and i do believe that if shane acknowledges him, it'll almost confirm for greg that shane is equally as obsessed with him as he is.

also, small side note, you'd think greg would've learned to type differently than himself by now on his sock accounts, considering he gets called out on it every fucking time. use a synonym generator or something and drop the "..." it's not that hard dude

 

[MistressCaridad]

Also I haven't seen this meltdown video and honestly can't stand to listen to Onion's weird ass patronising voice tone, anyone willing to do us a solid and give a description? Seriously, he sounds like just the embodiment of a shit eating grin sometimes, it makes me physically cringe when I hear him speak like that lol.

Same here, I noped out after about twenty seconds because I couldn’t fucking stand Gunge’s voice. Jesus H. Murphy.

(better recap of Grugly’s tard raging than I could ever do)

Thank you for this. I legit could not listen to this motherfucker long enough to get anything out of the video.

I did manage to see the galaxy brain image at the beginning of the video and Dude... to accurately represent Grug’s ginormous misshapen melon he should have used a small object floating in water.

 

[Goomba]

I was bored and skimmed through his forum a bit. At some point Grumble asked his fans to sent pictures for him to publish.
Here is a link if you want to look for yourself.
Most of them are your usual edgy teens, weirdos and (of course) some very young looking girls.
And then there is this guy:

I'm still wondering. Is that a true and honest fan? Or is he mocking our most noble lord onion?

 

[Southern Belle]

I was bored and skimmed through his forum a bit. At some point Grumble asked his fans to sent pictures for him to publish.
Here is a link if you want to look for yourself.

Considering that he's thrown out there that he wants to DFE at this point in regards to his forums and website and shit, be sure to archive what you can from his website when you throw it up here.

edit:

Spoiler: this one's my favorite

 

[NoFeline]

I'm still wondering. Is that a true and honest fan? Or is he mocking our most noble lord onion?

More than likely a fellow pedophile that thinks acting like Onion will net him some emo poon.
There looks to be something severely wrong with all of the men on this page, in fact.

 

[Southern Belle]

last one's a chick with a paper mask i think.
probably the only chick on there with a single working brain cell. just enough to tell her to cover her damn face.

 

[Goomba]

Considering that he's thrown out there that he wants to DFE at this point in regards to his forums and website and shit, be sure to archive what you can from his website when you throw it up here.

edit:

Spoiler: this one's my favorite

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I thought about it but took pity with the young ones. I don't think they know what the fuck they're doing and hopefully soon regret it. So I chose to grant them the right to be forgotten. I'm a generous Goomba.

 

[Mandaark]

BPD isn't bipolar, it's borderline. But you're right you can't have both depression and bipolar, but you can have borderline personality disorder and depression. I have no idea where he got the schizophrenia idea from though, I don't think I've ever seen someone say that in all the years of onion shit slinging I've seen go down lol. But, again, you can't have both bipolar and schizophrenia diagnosed, that's schizoaffective disorder.

So basically the video proves he definitely has been reading up on either this thread or the anti-onions sharing stuff from here Greg, I know you have a massive head but this was not the best way of showing that's because you're hiding a galaxy big brain of facts in it. Bringing up the police and how your well-being is being threatened, when the police came to your house for a welfare check on you and Lainey because you were going off on one on twitter and apparently have guns in your house. Maybe try to not sperg out so publicly if you don't want people to be concerned for the wellbeing of your family next time?

Also, "allegedly"? Nigga there's no allegations here, the only exes you have that weren't like almost 10 years younger than you were Skye (same age) and Adrienne. Just because they are NOW 25 or whatever doesn't change that you started getting in their pants when they were underage and you were skipping around state lines to find places where you wouldn't be doing that illegally.

This is why places like lolcow and the farms exist, to archive shit so people don't forget about dumb shit you've done and point and laugh at you whilst doing so. Even if you wipe your forums and jump off of all social media other than chatting to your teen shills, it won't stop people from finding out what you did lmao. Hopefully if Hansen does to talk to Repzion, he can at least get linked to some archived content and not just go by what Repzion says like he's some oracle of knowledge. He needs to know the full story, from the start, not just what's happening right now, because a great way to get under Onion's skin is to bring up shit he can't deflect such as the massive cock ups he's had with the IRS and the State re: destroying protected wetlands. If he tries to skirt around that, it makes him look a lot less credible and you could easily throw a "well if you're lying to me about this, why should I believe you didn't groom/abuse these girls?" at him

Only downside would be if Hansen searched his own name and get upset with us farmers.

I mean, he'd be a fool to not use our information, and I don't care if he doesn't credit us, but I'd be highly disappointed if he decided not to out of spite.
Or sperg about us and up his cow status.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

s o c i e t y

 

[NoFeline]

Maybe the FBI would actually take interest if they knew about his unironic Joker fanboyism.