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[Chewing Character]

And also that a "feminine pissing noise" was not only a thing, but something these troons would spend crazy amounts of time trying to achieve.

There's $60+ devices to mimic male pissing on the FTM side of things. Lots of leakage stories.

 

[OttoWest]

From my days watching the something awful troons, I learned that some trooning drugs (spiro?) make them have to piss almost constantly. You know, like a real girl.

Spiro is a diuretic, so yes.

And also that a proper "feminine pissing noise" was not only a thing, but something these troons would spend crazy amounts of time trying to achieve.

Great, another reason to be paranoid in the ladies room.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Great, another reason to be paranoid in the ladies room.

Well how else would they master it?

Hours of just sitting in a stall listening of course...

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

"Every time I see a girl walking in to a bathroom it makes me sad and jealous because I know what they get to do" https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/dj28xy/i_have_a_obsession_with_sitting_down_to_pee/
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>I still have to hold my littel clitty (dick) down
TIL we women apparently pee out of our clitorises

lol these troons are squatting in the woods so they don't experience ~*~dysphoria~*~ meanwhile girls are buying shewees so they can stand up and pee like men cuz they're sick of dribbling on their feet and clothes. Also what idiot hovers over toilets instead of putting down some toilet paper on the seat?

Do they ever consider that their dysphoria is the very proof that they aren't real women; girls like trying to pee standing up and only sit down because it's dictated by the mechanics of their biology. Trannies will forever be imitating and feeling euphoric when they think it works or bad when they fall short where women feel nothing at all.

 

[Marvin]

lol these troons are squatting in the woods so they don't experience ~*~dysphoria~*~ meanwhile girls are buying shewees so they can stand up and pee like men cuz they're sick of dribbling on their feet and clothes.

Lol I saw some dude selling shewees and menstrual cups at a gun show once. Always wondered kind of woman would buy those sorts of personal hygiene products from some survivalist weirdo at a gun show.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

*grunts of pain*
*Chainsaws buzzing*
*The sound of iron hitting porcelain*
*bat screeches*
*someone saying "boys will be boys"*
and finally
*flush*

Sounds like a kidney stone.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Lol I saw some dude selling shewees and menstrual cups at a gun show once. Always wondered kind of woman would buy those sorts of personal hygiene products from some survivalist weirdo at a gun show.

When SHTF there will be no tampax OR estrogen patches

 

[NoReturn]

When SHTF there will be no tampax OR estrogen patches

Then, freebleeding. Freebleeding everywhere.

 

[Smug Cat]

"Every time I see a girl walking in to a bathroom it makes me sad and jealous because I know what they get to do" https://old.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/dj28xy/i_have_a_obsession_with_sitting_down_to_pee/
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>I still have to hold my littel clitty (dick) down
TIL we women apparently pee out of our clitorises

Anyone who has ever said the word "clitty" should be permanently disqualified from getting hormones or SRS on the basis of being more creepy and fetishistic than Buffalo Bill.

Also someone should tell these guys that women can pee standing up if they learn how to do it right.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

Anyone who has ever said the word "clitty" should be permanently disqualified from getting hormones or SRS on the basis of being more creepy and fetishistic than Buffalo Bill.

Also someone should tell these guys that women can pee standing up if they learn how to do it right.

its not dainty UwU kawaii to piss standing up thought

 

[wabbits]

Also someone should tell these guys that women can pee standing up if they learn how to do it right.

I saw this in Full Monty. Now and then I tell an under-performing subordinate, "We have girls from England who can pee on you from across the room and tomorrow I gib them your name." Always works.

But usually it's because they think I'm getting them a date.

 

[Whelp_Bai]

Does anyone else get the impression that an all-out autistic slap-war between those gosh dang TERFs and the internet troon hive is bubbling tantalizingly closer to the surface?

I've been browsing through the brain-melting nightmare of tranny reddit, and I'm definitely noticing an uptick in the amount of troons smearing their psychotic fantasies of assaulting women across the trannysphere. This is compared to, say, two years ago, when the rainbow people seemed relatively content in shitting their pants together over internet nahtzees.

Yaniv really rattled the hornets' nest, what's it gonna take to crack that sucker open?

There already was that mtf that butchered an entire family. I imagine there will be a flat out assault on a leading terf before long. I also imagine there will be little to no main stream coverage and trans social media will paint the maniac as a hero.

 

[DoodleBerry]

Couple finds on reddit today...

4 week post op face tuned their new scarred horror show so much they also removed their own anus (or maybe that was an extra they wanted, who knows these days)

(warning Islamic content)

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And this was just an instant "WTF?!" moment. Is it an upside ass with a prolapse?!

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[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

There already was that mtf that butchered an entire family.

Wow, so lady-like, very dysphoric.

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

Couple finds on reddit today...

4 week post op face tuned their new scarred horror show so much they also removed their own anus (or maybe that was an extra they wanted, who knows these days)

(warning Islamic content)

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And this was just an instant "WTF?!" moment. Is it an upside ass with a prolapse?!

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lmao they must honestly truly think the vagina is a front hole with some flaps. it's common knowledge that we need, you know, ORGAN DONORS, for transplants....because stem cell use is limited and we can't grow livers in a lab and plop them into somebody.

knowing that, how can you possibly believe that we can make new organs out of essentially nothing if scientists can't even make spleens or new bone? why do these people think sex organs are any different??????

 

[DoodleBerry]

lmao they must honestly truly think the vagina is a front hole with some flaps. it's common knowledge that we need, you know, ORGAN DONORS, for transplants....because stem cell ability is limited and we can't grow livers in a lab and plop them into somebody.

knowing that, how can you possibly believe that we can make new organs out of essentially nothing if scientists can't even make spleens or new bone? why do these people think sex organs are any different??????

The scary thing is that this is from the r/manmadepussy subreddit which apparently solely exists for fap material. That bottom one looks like someone jammed a drained water Willie toy in there.

I thinks it's kind of like telling a house fire victim that got a new face that they look just great now but every instinct inside is screaming, "omg, help"

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[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

Because the erectile tissue of the penis continues down to that point, and you need to preserve as much of the internal erectile tissue as possible to allow for whatever passes for arousal in a neovagina.

Is this really true? I thought they have to remove all of erectile tissue or else it causes pain after surgery.

Also, a question: the vaginal canal is lined with muscles – how do the surgical holes they create with dickskin and colon compare, considering the colon is lined with muscle?

 

[fishercat]

I thinks it's kind of like telling a house fire victim that got a new face that they look just great now but every instinct inside is screaming, "omg, help"

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The difference being that a house fire victim didn't get their face to that point on purpose.

 

[rooblue]

Is this really true? I thought they have to remove all of erectile tissue or else it causes pain after surgery.

Also, a question: the vaginal canal is lined with muscles – how do the surgical holes they create with dickskin and colon compare, considering the colon is lined with muscle?

I'm guessing they're probably a lot less resilient than an OG vagina. Imagine, it probably feels like you're fucking a warm, wet and potentially hairy pocket - but only to about 4 to 5 inches deep.

 

[Spastic Colon]

It didn't, mostly. Troons aren't even 1% of the population in most places and I barely ever see them around, the odd hobo aside. I'm not sure why people on this site think they're crawling from every alleyway when I've been to several countries and have probably only seen single figures of them in my life.

I must live in a weird place because I see quite a few around. My husband works with one. At the grocery store last week, I saw a troon couple (a trans man with a trans woman). And there is at least one at my daughter's school. Plus, the really well known one around town who is an older man who rides his bicycle all the time with his short skirts, thigh highs and cleavage on full display. But, I live in a college town -- so maybe that is to be expected given the current state of things.