🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[GrandmotherDeathsed]

I guess Gwen is running out of . . .
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v_OrYhIz5qs
RIP Lola, may god have forgiveness

Let's all hope that Lola lives a better life in the afterlife. If there really is one that is. By the way nice song.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Just discovered this and wish I hadn't.
How long do you think it takes her to realize one is "dead"? Because the only differences I can think of between dead and alive for these things is the ceasing of a heartbeat and the beginning of decay.
I would say "an ending to their suffering" too but I don't even think they're sentient enough to experience suffering, what is pain even like for them?
I'd hate to be the one normal son's therapist, he must be fucked beyond all belief from all this.

 

[tranny2000]

So no smug letter to Dr Dobyns this year then?

Smug letter from Doc Dobyns when?

 

[Azafran90]

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Our little veggie is now in heaven, probably asking god to zap her mother with a thunderbolt

 

[dark_lob1111]

I know someone posted one of these earlier but if you predicted a media circus, come up and get your prizes.
There are no prizes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dBxD5fTPKI

Spoiler: irrelevant statement

Also fuck Gwen for making CBD supporters look like shit. CBD is good for sentient beings experiencing pain that can't take pain killers in the first place. You don't take away the best option and make natural medicine look even worse beyond its Big-pharma and racist propaganda campaign.
Summary: Gwen makes CBD supporters look bad, a viable medicine for epileptic kids, dogs, Parkinson’s, and more.

 

[GrandmotherDeathsed]

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Our little veggie is now in heaven, probably asking god to zap her mother with a thunderbolt

Nah her useless excuse of a mother deserves more than one zap of god's thunderbolt. In fact she deserves a lot worse.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

Nah her useless excuse of a mother deserves more than one zap of god's thunderbolt. In fact she deserves a lot worse.

The classic Lightning bolt -> sleep combo, hmm? Been a while

 

[GrandmotherDeathsed]

Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

6/10 not enough thunderbolts.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

6/10 not enough thunderbolts.

Don't worry, maybe she hit Lola with that juicy (((dark elf))) +3000 critical

 

[GrandmotherDeathsed]

Don't worry, maybe she hit Lola with that juicy (((dark elf))) +3000 critical
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6XoPcc7UvEI

Damn. Now that's really juicy.

 

[murgatroid]

Seems like really bad genetics to have two kids with the same freakish abnormalities 5 years apart. Are the parents cousins or something?

 

[Roger Whore]

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THATS A SPICEY MEATABOLA!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Let's all hope that Lola lives a better life in the afterlife. If there really is one that is. By the way nice song.

If there are such things as souls, I suspect Lola’s departed her body many years ago.

 

[Hammerstein]

what a fucking ride. i had seen the pics of the tater tots for years on 4chan, had no clue they were real. i really, really hope they weren't sentient, for their sake. rip lola.

They were, if you can call being in a perpetual state of fear and confusion, sentience.

 

[GrandmotherDeathsed]

If there are such things as souls, I suspect Lola’s departed her body many years ago.

You know I always thought when I first saw what they looks like I thought yup those goblins are already dead and Gwen is just using their carcasses.

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

RIP to the taters. Maybe Cal can finally live, and hopefully his baby gravy isn't contaminated by spudlings.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Legit really sad,
Not that she died, but that she "lived" so long before it.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I don't think they'll try for another, I think her new identity is going to be grief warrior mommy of angels or something.

She hashtagged the hell out of her new IG post: #griefquotes #bereavedmother #bereavedfather #bereavedparents. Yep, so bereaved that she's posting dumbass quotes on IG not even 24 hours after announcing the death of her tater. (I have no doubt that the death announcement was posted within the hour of her passing).

 

[VHD2012]

They were, if you can call being in a perpetual state of fear and confusion, sentience.

Yea as another user put it Lolas entire life is just howling in primal fear due to her inability to comprehend anything.

Lola basically had 2 different expressions. One was DERP with her wall eyed blank stare with drool trickling everywhere or this nasty seizure grimace/howling in pain and fear. There was nothing else to its personality as much as gwen would pretend otherwise. The only discernible experience this potato had in its life was sadly feeling an immense amount of pain from having an insanely deformed body and from starving to death its whole life...... I seriously cant believe the sicko bitch was allowed to get away with torturing non sentient lifeforms its just absolutely disgusting. Why starve it to death also? Why not give her a feeding tube? Its so fucking sickening that she was basically allowed to starve this creature for all 13 years of its life. If you look at lola in comparison to claire its so obvious that shes being starved. I really wish I could force gwen to trade places with her goblin baby teen.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I don't think they'll try for another, I think her new identity is going to be greif warrior mommy of angels or something.

She hashtagged the hell out of her new IG post: #greifquotes #bereavedmother #bereavedfather #bereavedparents. Yep, so bereaved that she's posting dumbass quotes on IG not even 24 hours after announcing the death of her tater. (I have no doubt that the death announcement was posted within the hour of her passing).

Jesus Christ Gwen, you couldn't be assed to at least let 48 hours pass before the stupid "mourning" hashtags in order to siphon as much asspats as possible. You really do have less decorum then the ghetto queens and trailer park trash princesses.