🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Another tater bites the dust.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone should set up a trust to make sure Cal has access to the best DNA assays money can buy. Then maybe he can prevent this horrifying genetic mutation from spreading to his kids.

It's recessive so the baby mama would also have to have this incredibly rare mutation. And Cal might not even have it at all.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Bye Lola! Better luck next time!

Yeah, if there's anything to Buddhist ideas of karma and reincarnation, let's hope Lola levels up to something more sentient or useful in her next life - a dung beetle, some whale plankton or maybe even an honest to goodness real potato plant!

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I stopped paying attention to this thread months ago because the whole thing was like watching someone's death march, except Lola probably couldn't feel much of anything besides constant abject pain, that is if she could feel anything at all.

This whole thing was a pointless, Kafkaesque exercise in human misery, and the only good thing to come out of it is that it's finally over.

 

[CiaphasCain]

RIP Lola, you're finally free from the nightmare that was for life.

 

[Mason Verger]

My girlfriend just asked me how she died. I told her in a tragic wake boarding accident.


Haha... ahhhhh, me.

 

[who dare wins?]

I am just going to ask. how big will the coffin for the second potato will be? will it be the size of a shoebox or a ACTUAL shoebox. maybe we can wrap it up as a Christmas present and church it off a bridge.

in all honesty I hope Lola gets re incarnated as a being that will not go through the same pain, suffering of being manipulated by her idiotic cunt of a mother

 

[howyadoin]

I was so close to getting it right (voted 3-6 months).

But anyway, RIP Lola. Looking forward to Cal's freedom and Gwen's eventual descent into madness.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

Lola ded.
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she didnt choose to stay, you forcefully prolonged her suffering. these fucking people.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I checked in here early this morning wondering if Lola had gone to the potato patch in the sky. Weird. F, btw.

Also, Gwen you don’t descend into heaven. It’s ascend. I’m going to try to be nice and say your terrible grief affected your vocabulary, but I’ve seen your other writings so it’s all in Jebus’ Hands now.

 

[The Cunting Death]

It's fucked up when this is the happiest day of Lola's life.

 

[Deadpool]

I'm pretty sure the potatoes didn't have enough brains to feel pain or suffering. They were basically rocks or plants.

 

[Casket Base]

This is one of the few threads I purposely avoided. I can enjoy watching Gwen's insanity now that the potatoes have gone home to the patch.

 

[Toohottotrot]

I wonder what convinced gweenie that she was dead? Her reading s would have been shot from the get go like Jaxson strong is in better shape than her

 

[Deadpool]

I wonder what convinced gweenie that she was dead? Her reading s would have been shot from the get go like Jaxson strong is in better shape than her

My guess is when she stopped breathing and didn't start again. That's a pretty good indicator.

 

[Xenomorph]

I wonder what convinced gweenie that she was dead? Her reading s would have been shot from the get go like Jaxson strong is in better shape than her

The insurance company when they told her enough is enough

 

[Toohottotrot]

I'm pretty sure the potatoes didn't have enough brains to feel pain or suffering. They were basically rocks or plants.

So rocks as I wonder if they could interpret warmth? Hopefully her body will be studied to answer this and all the other questions we have about this condition

The insurance company when they told her enough is enough

Sort of she surprises me that if money was the deciding factor she didn’t do a go fund me

@Deadpool
My guess is when she stopped breathing and didn't start again. That's a pretty good indicator.

Yes but she was on oxygen wasn’t she?

 

[Iron Hamster]

So when is she going to stuff her like a gourd and hang it as a decoration? This Halloween or next?

then cremation to call her Tater Salad!

 

[Moonpie]

This was yesterday. She was on Bi-Pap. She wasn't producing oxygen on her own. I'm sure it was due to her crushed fucked up lungs and organs.

 

[Saint Regret]

I'm glad this is on the front page. I for one believe in eugenics for this exact reason. Anyway, F etc etc