🪦 Deceased Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Trombonista]

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[Suburban Bastard]

A big congrats to the 74 users who correctly guessed 6-12 months in the poll!

 

[Absolutego]

Lola ded.
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RIP to the poor potato monster, and good luck to the rest of the Hartleys as they deal with what I can only imagine is Gwen being the most nightmarish empty nester syndrome case any of us can fathom.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

It’s sad, but now both girls can find peace and never be exploited by their loathsome cunt of a mother again.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

I like how she says Lola 'chose' to stay. Lola never chose anything, Gwen. She ws incapable of thinking and therefore incapable of choosing. Gwen chose everything for her, down to lack of medical help that might have made her confortable, and a succession of deeply humiliating costumes and photoshoots for holidays.

The only points I will give her is for not turning her into a stinking perma-zombie on ventilation and actually letting her die.

I wonder if they'll do an autopsy so we can find out how little brain she had left?

 

[I hate children?]

And of course even after giving a list of illnesses and problems she is claiming Lola died because she missed Claire .

 

[Ensign Faggot]

Fucking finally. Pressing F in the chat and hoping she never actually felt the horror of being encased in that flesh prison.

 

[Diggingmyowngrave]

So... when is Gwen starting the adoption process for another tatter?

 

[Mason Verger]

So.. is Gwen supposed to get a job now after 19 years? Or is she just hoping Cal has monster-making baby batter too?


Nah, lemme guess, she’ll start the “Claire and Lola foundation”. Spend her days printing up #HartleyStrong wristbands.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

So... when is Gwen starting the adoption process for another tatter?

As soon as the baked-in stench of diarrhea and feta cheese starts to clear from the house, one imagines.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I could only ever lurk on this thread occasionally because it was just too depressing.

RIP Lola, hope you finally have some peace.

 

[8008135]

So... when is Gwen starting the adoption process for another tatter?

I'm wondering more along the lines of "When is Gwen going to start screeching at Cal and his girlfriend to get married and start shitting out tater tots of their own?"

Run, you poor bastard. Run far, far away.

 

[LogicBeetch]

Lola killed herself to avoid another horrible Halloween photoshoot with gwen. Can you blame her?

That was my first thought, as well. I was thinking how we'll see a "I had to return her sweet little costume post.", then I had the realization that she might do the "celebration of life" on Halloween and just bury her in it. I'm not putting money against that.

 

[Lurker]

Finally, Lola is free. RIP

 

[ln18]

It's easy to believe the ride is over.

 

[thismanlies]

>In lieu of flowers, memorials can be sent to this address.

Does she mean money?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Jesus christ, finally, this sad farce can end. Maybe like Mama Nails she'll just disappear now that her cash cows are no longer even giving off the tiniest semblance of life signs.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

>In lieu of flowers, memorials can be sent to this address.

Does she mean money?

Yep.

 

[heathercho]

Wow.
No more shit explosions.

This is truly the end of an era.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Y'all ever just...see an announcement update banner posted and you check it out and you're glad that you've been sleeping on the thread?