🌟 Internet Famous The Mysterious Mr. Enter / Jonathan Rozanski's "Growing Around" - IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)

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Someone finally slapped Enter and he wrote out this mess:
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There you are, watching an Animated Atrocities, when all of a sudden, you're a dipshit who calls shows with no animation web animation.
You didn't ask for this.
You didn't choose this.
But there it is.
I don't know much about Extra Credits other than they're supposedly another internet e-celeb who knows jack shit but thinks they're in a position to educate the masses. Kinda like Enter. What a shame, Enter reviewing Homestuck would have been legendary.
 
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I don't know much about Extra Credits other than they're supposedly another internet e-celeb who knows jack shit but thinks they're in a position to educated the masses. Kinda like Enter. What a shame, Enter reviewing Homestuck would have been legendary.
Internet web show about games started by two guys, the actually pretty decent guy dan and an industry professional (read: consultant on a couple of mobile games) named James.

They actually gained some decent traction, though their record was spotty at the best of times.

Over time, the show changed a lot, mostly for the worse. This was mostly at the hands of James; Dan has long since left, and there's a lot of people with a lot to say about James.

The most recent point when they hit public ire was when they said that playing as a Nazi or Terrorist in a game actively makes you want to follow their ideals, as well as other things like 'you can't say it's a historical game if it's not 100% historically accurate' (see their Extra History stories to criticise that mess, not to mention any necessary break from reality to make a game even slightly fun). Peaking when they said (paraphrased) 'of course, you could have players just choose their side and not autobalance, but that might give actual fascists a better game experience with shorter queues, so just add queues to make their experience worse'. There's so many problems with that statement, I'll just point you to the thread, and you can look up any of the numerous videos that have already covered them.

Suffice it to say that they are worth a lot of criticism, but most of that is in the past now. Enter's doing the youtube equivalent of a thread necro with this video pair.
 
I don't know much about Extra Credits other than they're supposedly another internet e-celeb who knows jack shit but thinks they're in a position to educate the masses. Kinda like Enter. What a shame, Enter reviewing Homestuck would have been legendary.
I recommend browsing their thread if you want to learn about them. It’s small, but decently informed
 
...Dammit, looked at the guesses and now I'm curious.

Could be Homestuck, though that wouldn't be ongoing. Or maybe that human children and aliens thing that some Steen Unibrow artists were making?

I've drifted away from web animation for a while, so most of the guesses were complete nobodies to me.

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You tell him, Billy.

Oh, and one more clue:
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Or maybe, John, it's because it probably peaked a few years ago and nobody cares anymore?
Late, but did anyone reading this stuff think for a minute he was talking about doing a review of the Nostalgia Critic's The Wall review? It's partially animated, after all.

Probably would've been more interesting and lulzy than reviewing Extra Credits.
 
Why is the Extra Credits thing a two parter? Why is it an Animated Atrocity when it's not animated? The Normalizing Nazis video has already been debunked by loads of people who are much better at it than Enter and he's months late to the party.

Even those channels that half-assedly animate stolen Reddit posts would be a better pick.
I think the thing that baffles me is that he's making a two-parter over a video that's less than 6 minutes long. It's a dumb, dumb video to be sure, but it seriously doesn't take that long to debunk it. It's fine if your rebuttal's like twice the length, but any more than that and you're just sucking your own dick at that point. Which is exactly what Enter is doing.
 
I think the thing that baffles me is that he's making a two-parter over a video that's less than 6 minutes long. It's a dumb, dumb video to be sure, but it seriously doesn't take that long to debunk it. It's fine if your rebuttal's like twice the length, but any more than that and you're just sucking your own dick at that point. Which is exactly what Enter is doing.
To be fair, he did say he was talking about more than one video per part. But even with that in mind, going for an entire hour is overkill.
 
To be fair, he did say he was talking about more than one video per part. But even with that in mind, going for an entire hour is overkill.

Overkill is just Enter's game at this point. He's never satisfied until he covers every avenue of a topic, no matter how trivial or irrelevant to his main point. That's how we get crazy shit like his 175-episode plan for "Growing Around," because he doesn't know how to keep things succinct.

Edit: And, as if to make my point clear almost immediately, Enter posts a journal about why he doesn't like certain remakes of video games, but devotes three paragraphs to why Hunter is the worst Spyro character.
 
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I think the thing that baffles me is that he's making a two-parter over a video that's less than 6 minutes long. It's a dumb, dumb video to be sure, but it seriously doesn't take that long to debunk it. It's fine if your rebuttal's like twice the length, but any more than that and you're just sucking your own dick at that point. Which is exactly what Enter is doing.

Chris rambling about ponyfaggotry sounds a hellalot more bearable than this is turning out to be? Nope, not surprised - just quietly laughing to myself, is all.
 
I don’t understand how he can be this out of order. Just write the damn thing chronologically like a normal person

Here's the problem with that: Enter's clearly a hopeless scatterbrain. If he were to write this stuff chronologically with the methods he's using now (i.e. Whatever cool idea pops into his head, just roll with it), the show would be a mood whiplash nightmare. It's only natural that the episode order gets scrambled a little to ensure the audience has some degree of a comfort zone; Make sure the status quo isn't completely broken every other episode, despite those dramatic stories being more fun to write.

Key words here are "scrambled a little." In most actual cartoons, if you compare the production order of episodes to the release order, there's usually very little overlap between two seasons. I've never known a professional writer to fully script multiple episodes of a fourth season before sharply backpedalling to the first. Why does Enter do this? He's too obsessed with his show being mostly light-hearted and fun in its early seasons, then mostly dramatic and "mature" in its later seasons, because that's how modern children's cartoons work, right? Well, by that logic, modern children's cartoons don't plan for 175 episodes across six seasons when they're not even sure how much time/effort one episode is going to take.

Enter clearly never looked into why "Gravity Falls" only lasted two seasons. It wasn't the creator's original day-one vision, nor Disney being careless with every cool idea they have. It was Alex Hirsch deciding "You know what? Making the first season nearly killed me. I need to end this as soon as possible."

If Enter DOES know this, then either:
A: He assumes "Growing Around" will require five times less effort/stress than Gravity Falls (Not likely, considering his planned budget)
or B: He assumes he can take on more power and responsibility than Alex Fucking Hirsch. (Just egocentric enough to be right.)

Well, if it's responsibility he wants, maybe he can start by updating his website every once in a while. His episode lists are all incredibly out of date, and he still has links to his beyond-dead Tumblr and Vid.me accounts.
 
I don’t understand how he can be this out of order. Just write the damn thing chronologically like a normal person
He doesn't have a plan of what he wants to do, he never has and probably never will. So, he's constantly needing to go back and forth all over the place to add new episodes to introduce whatever bland OC he's thought up that week.
 
After using so many of his videos as background noise over the years, I just really want to know how one of his creations is goin to turn out.
Though evidently, it seems to be as messy as you'd expect something made by Enter to be.
You still have to wait for him to actually create something to see that disaster. Despite all the hype he spouts, Growing Around is still little more than a fan fiction of a failed Disney pilot. Taking inspiration from something is one thing, as is having an idea that’s really similar to another one. But that’s not the case here, he legitimately stole the idea because he didn’t believe Disney was doing it justice. Which is almost the definition of modern fan fiction
 
After using so many of his videos as background noise over the years, I just really want to know how one of his creations is goin to turn out.
Though evidently, it seems to be as messy as you'd expect something made by Enter to be.
It won't come out. It's an autistic larp where he pretends to be a famous children's cartoon director.

It's literally his Sonichu, but he somehow has actual fans.
 
I think the funniest thing about this dude is his insistence that the concept of "Don't Feed The Trolls" doesn't work when he has literally never tried it. Him being so easy to get a reaction out of to the point that he'll actually make it part of his content is why he's attracted so many spergs and a-logs over the years.
 
I think the funniest thing about this dude is his insistence that the concept of "Don't Feed The Trolls" doesn't work when he has literally never tried it. Him being so easy to get a reaction out of to the point that he'll actually make it part of his content is why he's attracted so many spergs and a-logs over the years.
You can tell he doesn’t attempt to not feed trolls when he consistently attempts to address everyone’s issues with GA. People spent years discussing adults uprising and now he’s introduced his prison camps to explain that.
Clearly he’s paying too much attention to trolls
 
You can tell he doesn’t attempt to not feed trolls when he consistently attempts to address everyone’s issues with GA. People spent years discussing adults uprising and now he’s introduced his prison camps to explain that.
Clearly he’s paying too much attention to trolls
It doesn't help that Enter doesn't even think about his ideas without looking at the implications of them. Like so many of his ideas give very disturbing implications if you think about them. It doesn't help he has no consistent tone for whatever he does like does he want Growing Around to be a wacky sitcom or a story driven show.
 
Entard really should throw it all in the sewage, then himself, if he really is still stuck in this so-called Season 1, at this point. Although he already is swimming in filth and sqaulor, if he still thinks he can make any money off of this that isn't his YT bitching.

TBH, however, there pretty much is no Season 1 for this fool, simply because there is no show to make nor be made. Glad someone else said it best earlier - this is just really half-assed fanfiction / fixfiction of something not worth fixing and best left forgotten like all those ET cartridges in the Arizona Desert.
 
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