Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[Positron]

In general, the way Wu talks about this episode is really strange. I'm not entirely convinced she understands that the people in her television set are actors playing pretend.

Wu has the mentality of Chris Chan; to him TV is real.

Dear Brianna Wu,

Art thou retarded?

-Everyone

Dear Everyone,

DON'T YOU MANSPLAIN ME!!!!!

-Brianna "Kaka Crisps" Wu, Employee of the Month, Spacekat Systematics Ltd.

Sorry if this has been posted before.

No it doesn't. You'll get more clicks running another "Man Anally Probed by Aliens" story.

 

[Hodor]

Somehow I get the feeling the The Commander isn't the only one on drugs here.

Okay I'm not going to lie, I'm honestly worried about her psychosis. This shit isn't fuckin' healthy in the least.

also inb4 baiting Moviebob

 

[Dalcon]

.... but shit's fake yo. Like none of this shit exists.

Not sure if I understand you correctly. I understand that the characters mentioned in her tweet are fictional. The point is that she's comparing apples to oranges - or if you prefer, Donald Ducks to John McCclanes. That makes me question her mental stability.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Not sure if I understand you correctly. I understand that the characters mentioned in her tweet are fictional. The point is that she's comparing apples to oranges - or if you prefer, Donald Ducks to John McCclanes. That makes me question her mental stability.

Shit's fake and doesn't matter. Not sure how that's hard to comprehend. Also it's less her mental stability and more that it's a corny show of female empowerment. But whatevs.

No it doesn't. You'll get more clicks running another "Man Anally Probed by Aliens" story.

I'm sure Gamergate shit still gets a decent amount of views. People take shit crazy seriously. Wu's a bit blatant about want publicity from it here but that particular point sounds legit.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Somehow I get the feeling the The Commander isn't the only one on drugs here.

No, Mario instead brutally crushes turtles who do nothing but go back and forth. He also kills small bipedal creatures who have no arms. He's a pro-animal abuse, pro-drug, ableist.
#stopmario2015

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Somehow I get the feeling the The Commander isn't the only one on drugs here.

And so does Maleshep you moronic bitch. Also, Arrival was a terrible piece of content.

 

[XYZpdq]

No, Mario instead brutally crushes turtles who do nothing but go back and forth. He also kills small bipedal creatures who have no arms. He's a pro-animal abuse, pro-drug, ableist.
#stopmario2015

And he punches Yoshi in the head to make him eat things.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

Man, genocide, how badass. Mature Female Role Model

 

[XYZpdq]

Man, genocide, how badass. Mature Female Role Model

#trannyhitler #jacewasright

 

[namazuros]

Man, genocide, how badass. Mature Female Role Model

Especially considering Shepard is really a blank slate for you to project yourself on. So Brianna's idea of a great badass female role model is herself.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Especially considering Shepard is really a blank slate for you to project yourself on. So Brianna's idea of a great badass female role model is herself.

Doesn't "blank slate on which to project yourself" describe ALL video game characters?

 

[Positron]

Doesn't "blank slate on which to project yourself" describe ALL video game characters?

How CAN you even play Mario without being a misogynistic homophobic transphobic otherkinphobic shitlord?!

 

[plautistic]

How CAN you even play Mario without being a misogynistic homophobic transphobic otherkinphobic shitlord?!

Spoiler: ideal playthrough

 

[Cosmos]

I nearly bust a gut laughing when Brianna called on Obama and his fucking administration to take care of Hotwheels in her "I'M LITERALLY RISKING MY LIFE, WORSHIP ME AS A MARTYR" article. It wasn't just the president, she also "called out" the CEOs of Reddit and Twitter. Because all these important people obviously have nothing better to do than to aid some no-name nobody on her quest for internet martyrdom.

I know I'm not supposed to get worked up about this stuff because it's stupid, but I cannot fucking stand Brianna Wu. She's one of my least favorite internet people (and maybe one of my least favorite people period) and any lulz I get from her are quickly canceled out by how much I want to punch her (ZOMG ANOTHER THREAT AGAINST BRIANNA!!!! Oh wait, I'm a woman so she can't milk my comments for pity). I have to keep reminding myself that, despite how she inflates her ego to the point where it's close to exploding, she's nowhere near as famous and influential as she believes she is and most people can't give less of a shit about her.

 

[AnOminous]

I nearly bust a gut laughing when Brianna called on Obama and his fucking administration to take care of Hotwheels in her "I'M LITERALLY RISKING MY LIFE, WORSHIP ME AS A MARTYR" article.

Literally risking her life versus a guy with a plastic knife with Sharpie writing on it, and a crippled guy with a skeleton so brittle he can break a bone just sitting there.

What a crock of Wu.

 

[Watcher]

 

[Cubanodun]

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i remember Hotwheels talking about that in the stream of SVU, practically his reaction was AAAAAY LMAO

 

[Poor Choices]

a crippled guy with a skeleton so brittle he can break a bone just sitting there.

You greatly underestimate the damage a motorized chair can inflect. Fear the copypaste.

 

[Cum Crime]

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The article originally claimed that 8chan "runs an /Baphomet", I'm very disappointed that this has been revised.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You greatly underestimate the damage a motorized chair can inflect. Fear the copypaste.

This is why nobody fucks with Steven Hawking.