🍗 Deathfat "Becky" Rebecca Williams & Williams Clan - White Trash At Its Best

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

I just noticed this and I know this is wildly off topic... but it’s slightly related to this thread so I decided to share.... look at what you mean gorls did

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Extreme boomer posting, is it so hard to lurk and to understand forum culture? All I said to her was to not talk about her personal life since she might get doxxed, but apparently we're just slow or naive.

 

[Sparkletor]

Extreme boomer posting, is it so hard to lurk and to understand forum culture? All I said to her was to not talk about her personal life since she might get doxxed, but apparently we're just slow or naive.

Well they could read the "READ THIS FIRST" thread and learn all about that.

It's pretty much normal on every board if you accidentally double post you can report yourself and say, "Please merge my posts". It's easier for the mod to find and fix.

The powerlevel stuff is for you your own protection as well as we don't care. This forum isn't about the users life experience. We laugh at others. Post your personal life on your Tumblr or Facebook so we can laugh at you later.

 

[FrazzleCakes]

Since Norma is going to play the befuddled innocent victim cursed with cancer, now's a good time to remind her that she and her pedo fucking daughter went on a campaign to discredit our verified leak as "crazy" and the wedding with Frazzle's ex was all an elaborate long troll to... I don't know, but we all fell for it and Frazzle was forced to concoct lies years later on Kiwi Farms because Norma totally fake married Jerry at a creek.

Gorl.

Fake marriage or not... I find it all hilarious. When I saw on FB that they got "married" with wedding bands, it made my day because it meant that Jerry was legally imprisoned to Norma and Norma is a gift that keeps on giving.

I posted before about the backlash of pissing Norma off and that she liked to racket things to 1000%...was I right?

 

[Whatthefuck]

Fake marriage or not... I find it all hilarious. When I saw on FB that they got "married" with wedding bands, it made my day because it meant that Jerry was legally imprisoned to Norma and Norma is a gift that keeps on giving.

I posted before about the backlash of pissing Norma off and that she liked to racket things to 1000%...was I right?

Gorl, she’s a cow in her own right. Bless your heart (and I mean that genuinely, not our general take of the phrase)!for having to deal with this level of insanity.

 

[New & Improved Username]

It also says something that FC got involved with Jerry when he was a promising young guy in uniform and only considered hanging onto Crazy Old Jerry because it's natural to want to try to keep your kid's family together. Norma wanted Crazy Old Jerry after he was a wrecked loony Dr.Phil in a trailer with an air conditioner that didn't even belong to him.

 

[Strine]

Thumb Dynasty has been a real breath of fresh air, badly needed in the fetid stagnance that is Amber's would-be life. I can't believe Becky is actually pretty "together" compared to other members of her family. She might be depressed, obese, tied down to a manipulative beluga, and mentally (and intellectually) arrested at age 14, but maybe the white trash petri dish she grew out of does something to explain it, if not excuse it. As others have pointed out, whatever else she is, she's not a redneck broodmare, a welfare queen, or wife to a paedophile. She's even, and say this in a strictly relative sense, somewhat good-looking compared to the other melons on the Williams vine.

What's tragicomic is that Amber would, and probably does, still envy Becky her family, for their pseudo-Southern mystique and the fact that they stuck together despite ludicrous dysfunction. The Reids are meth-head trailer trash of the first degree, and they don't even have a kooky accent to show for it. Becky is obviously a deeply dysfunctional gorl, but it's plain to everybody - even none-too-bright Amber - that she was afforded a more stable and loving upbringing than was Amber. There's something in that compulsive clanhood that the Appalachians inherited from the Scottish highlands. God, I can't believe I'm almost feeling bad for BECKY. Nothing has forced her to be a morally reprehensible parasite, though.

I have to say, the wonky jaws and general classiness of the two houses (both alike in big-nity) of our star-cross'd roommates make me wonder if there's some shared DNA. Maybe Becky will have to contest Amber for her heirdom to King Edward III's throne?

 

[classtrash]

Amazingly, the guy with "Cle Pto" in his name didn't return any hits from Kentucky State Records. But Buddy sure the fuck did. He got done for driving with no insurance, no registration, no license, oh and he was also fucked up on drugs/alcohol at the time lmao. He got arrested a few times for refusing to show up to court.[/SPOILER]

Yoinking this back up because I think that is the wrong Buddy Williams. We're looking for a Cle "Buddy" Pto Williams, this is a Buddy Ray Williams Jr. He's also missing the classic goiter that Becky has told us her father has.

 

[Red Mask]

I don’t mean this to be mean, but I think that they are literally stupid. As in meeting the definition of.

To them there story seems plausible, but to anyone with any critical thinking skills it doesn’t make any sense. I think some people are just less smart and for them, it seems to run in the family. It’s not good nor bad, it just is.

And, of course, they think they are brilliant. I do, however, think that they shouldn't be underestimated. They still have a decent amount of cunning and are abusive grifters. They're dedicated at that sort of thing.

Thumb Dynasty has been a real breath of fresh air, badly needed in the fetid stagnance that is Amber's would-be life. I can't believe Becky is actually pretty "together" compared to other members of her family. She might be depressed, obese, tied down to a manipulative beluga, and mentally (and intellectually) arrested at age 14, but maybe the white trash petri dish she grew out of does something to explain it, if not excuse it. As others have pointed out, whatever else she is, she's not a redneck broodmare, a welfare queen, or wife to a paedophile. She's even, and say this in a strictly relative sense, somewhat good-looking compared to the other melons on the Williams vine.

What's tragicomic is that Amber would, and probably does, still envy Becky her family, for their pseudo-Southern mystique and the fact that they stuck together despite ludicrous dysfunction. The Reids are meth-head trailer trash of the first degree, and they don't even have a kooky accent to show for it. Becky is obviously a deeply dysfunctional gorl, but it's plain to everybody - even none-too-bright Amber - that she was afforded a more stable and loving upbringing than was Amber. There's something in that compulsive clanhood that the Appalachians inherited from the Scottish highlands. God, I can't believe I'm almost feeling bad for BECKY. Nothing has forced her to be a morally reprehensible parasite, though.

I have to say, the wonky jaws and general classiness of the two houses (both alike in big-nity) of our star-cross'd roommates make me wonder if there's some shared DNA. Maybe Becky will have to contest Amber for her heirdom to King Edward III's throne?

Actually, I think some of the Williams clan DID leave. Doesn't Becky have another sister who is distant?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Who did the peeking-round-the-tree pose better?

 

[Twinkie]

that doesn't make sense. they're too far apart in ages for that to be all of them in the third pic. also that's clearly not becky. unless you're making a joke and i'm too autistic to realize it.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

that doesn't make sense. they're too far apart in ages for that to be all of them in the third pic. also that's clearly not becky. unless you're making a joke and i'm too autistic to realize it.

From Pisty's myspace page, she labels this pic "me jenn and sis". Is "sis" Necky or the other sister? I took down my previous post bc I assumed Jenn was their sister.



Edit: @SAVE TWINKIE! Jennifer is the other sister based on how Pisty tagged this pic.



Here Pisty tags Jenn's husband as her BIL:

 

[Maliboujie2.0]

Yoinking this back up because I think that is the wrong Buddy Williams. We're looking for a Cle "Buddy" Pto Williams, this is a Buddy Ray Williams Jr. He's also missing the classic goiter that Becky has told us her father has.

For those wondering what “Pto” in his name means, it means Payed time off

 

[Twinkie]

From Pisty's myspace page, [snip]

I dunno the timing just seems wrong. Misty is older than Becky to the point where either Becky should be younger there, or Misty should be older. And Becky was already a fatass by the time she was a teenager; that girl is pretty much normal size.

I could be wrong, it could be Becky. But that would mean she absolutely exploded in size within like a year or something.

Also, if both of the girls are Misty's sisters, why label the photo "me jenn and sis" not "me and my sisters" or "me and [both sisters names]"?? Why, if they're both your sisters would you call only one of them your sister. I know these people are rextarded but still

 

[Mandaark]

I dunno the timing just seems wrong. Misty is older than Becky to the point where either Becky should be younger there, or Misty should be older. And Becky was already a fatass by the time she was a teenager; that girl is pretty much normal size.

I could be wrong, it could be Becky. But that would mean she absolutely exploded in size within like a year or something.

Also, if both of the girls are Misty's sisters, why label the photo "me jenn and sis" not "me and my sisters" or "me and [both sisters names]"?? Why, if they're both your sisters would you call only one of them your sister. I know these people are rextarded but still

She could have exploded after the "your nephew died cos you eat pussy you demon!"
That's fairly common for a depressed and suicidal person

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I dunno the timing just seems wrong. Misty is older than Becky to the point where either Becky should be younger there, or Misty should be older. And Becky was already a fatass by the time she was a teenager; that girl is pretty much normal size.

I could be wrong, it could be Becky. But that would mean she absolutely exploded in size within like a year or something.

Also, if both of the girls are Misty's sisters, why label the photo "me jenn and sis" not "me and my sisters" or "me and [both sisters names]"?? Why, if they're both your sisters would you call only one of them your sister. I know these people are rextarded but still

I doubt they have the same fathers since Jenn has a chin and Norma will fuck anyone with $5 in their pocket.

 

[ricecake]

It's not Becky. It doesn't look like Becky and Becky is like 10 years younger than her sisters. It's probably a friend or cousin who goes by the fairly common nickname "Sis" or "Sissy".

I swear, it's like some of you have never even been in a coal mining holler.

 

[Twinkie]

It's not Becky. It doesn't look like Becky and Becky is like 10 years younger than her sisters. It's probably a friend or cousin who goes by the fairly common nickname "Sis" or "Sissy".

I swear, it's like some of you have never even been in a coal mining holler.

lol. i mean she's clearly related somehow. and if misty is saying "me, jenn and sis" she's saying that the girl in the photo who is not jenn is her sister. so i don't know what the hillbilly hell is going on here.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Jennifer's myspace lists her full name as "Jennifer Williams Profitt". Her new last name is fitting given this family's approach to the welfare system. @C3PBRO can you work your sleuthing magic?



Here Jenn titles this pic as "Becky my lil sis"


This one of Jennifer for @ricecake

 

[Whatthefuck]

From Pisty's myspace page, she labels this pic "me jenn and sis". Is "sis" Necky or the other sister? I took down my previous post bc I assumed Jenn was their sister.

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Edit: @SAVE TWINKIE! Jennifer is the other sister based on how Pisty tagged this pic.

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Here Pisty tags Jenn's husband as her BIL:

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Goddamn, I don't like to PL, but fucking hell, they all three, related or not, look like ever white trash hillbilly looking for a free ride bitch I've ever known. There has to be some kind of template for these bitches.

That being said, there is one sister with some fucking sense. I think it's the one who won't allow her child to be filmed. I doubt that's Misty because I think her only living child is not a child anymore because she, like mother like daughter, had the boy while she was a teenager. The little boy that was shown occasionally very early on in the Rebecksters era was not Misty's. I could be totally wrong. This redneck web of cousin fuckers has me all confused.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

Jennifer's myspace lists her full name as "Jennifer Williams Profitt". Her new last name is fitting given this family's approach to the welfare system. @C3PBRO can you work your sleuthing magic?

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Would you look at that... Necky actually looks like a person, rather than the 1999 version of Twidledee and Twidledum. Lovely to notice that the sense of style and appropriate outfit is still the same though; everybody is dressed semi-elegantly, while she stands there with jeans and trainers.