💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

Did the wedding happen already? Or is this a version of a promise ring?

i believe the weekday night, budget wedding is scheduled for may

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

He's gonna need some really strong pallbearers and a huge casket because he's a disgusting, fat slob. Hopefully Charles is one of them and he convinces Tammy to leave comments on.

I figured he'd be creamated in the fashion he's familiar with; Charged beyond recognition, and STILL fucking raw on the inside.

 

[Aaway]

looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

 

[JackDavis]

looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

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“Especially after having a stroke.” Two, Jack. Two.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

So he'll eat fried chicken, and he'll eat donuts, but he's going to pretend he's above this? Sure Jan.

 

[captkrisma]

looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

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Note that he can't promote this with a straight face...which to me translates that he will be grinning ear to ear as he bites down into what will inevitably cause his third stroke.

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

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Has the fatty never heard of the concept of chicken and waffles? It's not that different.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

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Jack's most recent "recipe" was literally just cucumber slices in a giant bowl of cream cheese, but this is where he draws the line?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Has the fatty never heard of the concept of chicken and waffles? It's not that different.

Oh, he knows!

 

[Aaway]

Jack's most recent "recipe" was literally just cucumber slices in a giant bowl of cream cheese, but this is where he draws the line?

or you know, eating nothing but burgers, fries, and shakes for a week straight

 

[thedingledongle]

I don't have the words...

 

[Rabbit Bones]

"Dad hugged me"? Is that a talk to text malfunction, or is he calling God dad?

 

[Neozeonian]

"Dad hugged me"? Is that a talk to text malfunction, or is he calling God dad?

My goodness, the salmonella has finally reached his brain!

 

[Aaway]

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I don't have the words...

LOL

i needed that laugh

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

You forgot the added 5g of sugar per seeving in that bottle which comes up to 693 grams of sugar,

Cheap fuck didn't even use whole wings but little Tyson dicklets. In his own house.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

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I don't have the words...

When the salmonella is just right.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Bi-monthly request to change title from this:

Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube Celebrity "Chef" and Salmonella Survivor

to this:

Jack Scalfani / Cooking With Jack - Youtube "Celebrity" "Chef", Salmonella Survivor, Keto-Friendly, third stroke incoming

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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I don't have the words...

I like to think it was a quiet, low-key, sit-down kinda church service for the older crowd and Jack just stood up and started waving his lifeless arm around and yelling "THANK YOU LAWD"

 

[Religion is Dead]

"Dad hugged me"? Is that a talk to text malfunction, or is he calling God dad?

He only has a dead mom. His dad is still alive.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

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I don't have the words...

Half shoulder abduction coupled with postural pelvic tilt compensation does not indicate a positive change in range of motion, egghead.