💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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This was uncomfortable to witness. He better be careful he doesn't start cutting fingertips off.

Him trying to use his dead hand as literal dead weight is gold

 

[Stasi]

Rate me optimistic but I believe what he may have been going for here is tzatziki which is simple yet delicious.

He either didn't read whatever recipe he found or read it but his stroke brain is so far gone that he managed to comprehend about 30% of the instructions (which he still executed badly).

 

[AnOminous]

Rate me optimistic but I believe what he may have been going for here is tzatziki which is simple yet delicious.

He either didn't read whatever recipe he found or read it but his stroke brain is so far gone that he managed to comprehend about 30% of the instructions (which he still executed badly).

He was going after a pretty generic Midwest style cucumber salad but it would usually have mayo.

 

[Aaway]

him leaving the mayo out is interesting and i'd say he did it so he wouldn't have to deal with all the comments about it

but its not like people can comment on his videos. and his fb/twitter usually get a few comments at most that he'd consider "hateful."

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Is this niggerino seriously testing the mayonnaise by just eating spoonfuls of it? Mayonnaise is not a food to sit and eat on its own Jack

Sssssshhhh...quiet

Let him keep eating...

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack posts the contents of his kitchen trash bin, which features several documents, a 1L bottle of Member’s Mark water, and a 946 mL bottle of Dunkin’ Donuts Extra Extra Coffee Creamer.

It’s a good thing Hendersonville, TN, has been pushing its recycling programs. (Two links)

 

[Slimy Time]

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This was uncomfortable to witness. He better be careful he doesn't start cutting fingertips off.

That stroke still affecting him? Jesus. He might as well cut his arm off and replace it with a rubber prosthetic, no one will tell the difference.

 

[Aaway]

Jack posts the contents of his kitchen trash bin, which features several documents, a 1L bottle of Member’s Mark water, and a 946 mL bottle of Dunkin’ Donuts Extra Extra Coffee Creamer.

It’s a good thing Hendersonville, TN, has been pushing its recycling programs. (Two links)

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what the hell is this?

there's nothing left in that guy's head. not like there was much there in the past but still

 

[stets]

Jack posts the contents of his kitchen trash bin, which features several documents, a 1L bottle of Member’s Mark water, and a 946 mL bottle of Dunkin’ Donuts Extra Extra Coffee Creamer.

378 grams of sugar in that bottle of creamer. Yet another keto fail. I don’t know how it’s physically possible to dissolve that much sugar into that amount of cream. Not to mention the 63 grams of saturated fat. That stuff is like liquid death.

 

[Aaway]

my god these look disgusting. some also look raw

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

what the hell is this?

there's nothing left in that guy's head. not like there was much there in the past but still

He's an unemployed boomer, he probably just sits around thinking of Facebook shitposts like this all day.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

378 grams of sugar in that bottle of creamer. Yet another keto fail. I don’t know how it’s physically possible to dissolve that much sugar into that amount of cream. Not to mention the 63 grams of saturated fat. That stuff is like liquid death.

You forgot the added 5g of sugar per seeving in that bottle which comes up to 693 grams of sugar,

my god these look disgusting. some also look raw

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Cheap fuck didn't even use whole wings but little Tyson dicklets. In his own house.
Edit: oh shit I thought I stopped myself from posting that first message. Disregard that.

 

[TiltdownDove]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SK4mAH2O0w4

By the inclusion of Dill with the sour cream, I can only assume he wanted to make a form of tzatziki sauce? I don't know what else he would be trying to make by combining garlic powder, dill, and cucumbers.

If you use a full-fat greek yogurt (which is keto) and just add some parsley and olive oil and skip the onion powder he'd have a legit Keto greek cucumber salad, and only cost like, what, $4 more?

 

[desudesu]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SK4mAH2O0w4

Man, seeing him struggle to chop the damn dill is just pathetic and sad - it's like watching a sweaty ham flail about. Seems like not even his friends or family even bothered to watch his video and say, "That's a pretty fucked up video, Jack." He's literally going the Barbara Chandler way - a slow death in front of an unseen audience.

 

[Adamska]

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dat grip, man!

Oh fuck, that's seriously bad edema. For those wondering, he's having fluid, likely from leaking blood vessels build up in that arm. Stroke number three or heart episode/attack is on its way if he's that fucking swollen.

As for the dip, I'm nauseous just looking at it.

 

[SwattedKat]

Yeah his stroke hand is very swollen. I'd be concerned.

 

[DuckSucker]

my god these look disgusting. some also look raw

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Whats the over-under on him having eaten that entire trey by himself?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

His dead arm looks like it's about to pop like an overstuffed sausage. That's alarming. My grandpa ended up with a dead arm after like three heart attacks and a stroke. He was 87 years old. And his arm didn't even look as badly off as Jack's does.

 

[Aaway]

is tammy pregnant?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iRDx97_lWm0

Looks like a nice cruise. Must have cost Tammy a fair bit because we know Jack's AdSense money doesn't pay for shit.