And Karen later ended up with a posting career at a New Zealand fruit forum.
Please, you can say "Kiwi Farms" here, we're not /r/ContraPoints and Penny would rather be caught dead than admit he's lurking here fantasizing about banning us all.
Guys, I need your help. Can someone help me find the sub referred to in this tweet?
I found an entire subreddit devoted to talking shit about me; one of the "moderators" accidentally invited me. It took them about nine hours to figure out the mistake. I just took screenshot after screenshot.
Penny, if you are reading this, and I know you are, post your screenshots. Otherwise, can someone here help me find this sub dedicated to
Reddit's most obscure moderator?
This abyss that is the dark depths of /u/Bardfinn's online insanity just doesn't stop. I did more research into the extraordinarily censorious moderator of /r/mouthfeel who really has it in for /t/NeovaginaDisasters, /r/itsafetish, /r/detrans and any other thread that allows transpeople to discuss botched surgeries, all of which he wants to see gone.
I'm grateful that no-one has yet told me to STFU
Penny, you need to STFU and let people talk about botched SRS surgeries on Reddit if they want to. Also, stop censoring /r/ContraPoints users who mention "Kiwi Farms". You know all those kids that you wanted to post on /r/mouthfeel are instead all lurking here, and so do you, hypocrite.
Anyway, I posted his tweets where he claimed that he was raped but it now appears that Penny is bullshitting. You can always pick out the poseurs because they can't remember their story and thus they end up mixing up the dates of their alleged incidents - which is what we saw earlier with PhilosophyTube's alleged suicide attempt, for some strange reason Oliver Lennard can't bring quite himself to remember
when he's supposed to have attempted suicide either. That's exactly what we have with Penny's claims of being a repeat rape victim: he messes up the dates bigtime, from one tweet to the next.
Before I present the tweets, check this out:
I ovulated yesterday. Big time ovulated. It's science, right?
“@lilah_sturges I ovulated yesterday. Big time ovulated. It's science, right?”
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This person is completely delusional, clearly. Before you know he'll be sticking a speculum up his ass and posting a picture of his "cervix" to /r/itsnotafetish
Back to the rape allegations. Penny first claimed he was abducted and raped when he was in sixth grade, which means he must've been 11 or 12 at the time:
When I was in sixth grade, a man in a black Trans Am pulled up next to me with a (water) pistol aimed out the window: "Get in the car, kid"
But elsewhere he tweets that he was sexually assaulted "for being transgender" in 1994:
Ah. Why I have never and will never publicly name the man who sexually victimised me for being transgender in 1994.
Apparently infosec / hacker culture is no more capable of actual social responsibility than the median business associate's degree holder.
If this is the sixth grade rape he was referring to in the other tweet (where he said he was abducted and raped by a guy in a car) then Penny must've been 11 or 12 in 1994. (This I cannot believe because like I said he sounds like he's 50 or 60 in that podcast I posted. He does not sound like someone who is 37 now.)
It's impossible that he was "transgender" at that age, since transkids were almost unheard of in the 1990s. Also "transgender" was not a term in the 1990s, everyone still used the word "transsexual". Now, it's possible that he's retroactively transing himself (as troons do when they claim they have "always been a woman"). However, in another series of tweets Penny claims he was raped again in 2003:
TW: rape
When I was raped in 2003, I told my parents — people who normally, cannot stop pushing their views and words and conversation and smalltalk on me.
“TW: rape When I was raped in 2003, I told my parents — people who normally, cannot stop pushing their views and words and conversation and smalltalk on me.”
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Their response was to suddenly become fascinated with something on the wall. I had never before seen them so studiously ignore my existence while I was in the same room.
I had never told them about being molested at 6. And never will.
Contrast what he says in the second tweet (about "being molested at 6") with what he said in his My Life Story Twitter thread. He never said anything in that thread about being molested at the age of 6. In the My Life Story thread he said that he was raped in 6th grade which means he was 11-12 years old at the time. Considering how anal and excruciatingly specific Penny usually is, I can't see why he would make such an error... unless he's bluffing.
If Penny was in sixth grade (11-12 years old) in 1994 then he was 20-21 in 2003 at the time of the second rape. Is this 2003 rape then the rape that happened on the boat (by the woman who was "interested in the experience of raping someone")? Or is this yet another rape?
My personal conclusion is that he's just making shit up and hence mixing up the dates, just like PhilosophyTube did with his alleged suicide attempt. Unless he's pulling a Zoe Quinn and was allegedly raped by various people throughout his life (which would be tragic if true). That's possible, but after seeing these tweets and how he jumping all over the place with the dates, I tend to call bull on his claims.
When Penny was in the hospital strapped to a bed he threw up all over himself:
The last time I was in the hospital, while in a bed that I couldn't get out of, I vomited on myself. I told someone, but nothing was done; I was allowed to lie in my own vomit for hours. It happened the time before, too. I had to beg staff to let me shower myself.
“The last time I was in the hospital, while in a bed that I couldn't get out of, I vomited on myself. I told someone, but nothing was done; I was allowed to lie in my own vomit for hours. It happened the time before, too. I had to beg staff to let me shower myself.”
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And I in turn threw up all over myself upon discovering that AFK Penny is a goth dad divorcee with a 10 year old son who is now watching his dad transition into a woman just as that poor kid is becoming a tween *hand staple forehead*. I wonder if he forces his son to call him "mom" now instead of dad:
@22cans My three-year-old son l.o.v.e.s popping the boxes.
“@22cans My three-year-old son l.o.v.e.s popping the boxes.”
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Were you reading Norse Mythology? The poop joke, it's in there.
My 8-year-old appreciated it. I lightly edited the stories in recital for "kissing". He thinks kissing is far more squick than poop.
https://twitter.com/PennyOaken/status/946859359979626497 (2017)
Today's productivity:
• Took kid to get pictures with Santa
• Bottled lime-pickle vinegar sauce
• called my Rep and Senators
And
“Today's productivity: • Took kid to get pictures with Santa • Bottled lime-pickle vinegar sauce • called my Rep and Senators And”
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My 8-yr-old asked me why people don't like Donald Trump.
"You've seen «Happy Feet»?"—"Yeah"—"Trump wants Kentucky Fried Penguins."—"…oh…"
“My 8-yr-old asked me why people don't like Donald Trump. "You've seen «Happy Feet»?"—"Yeah"—"Trump wants Kentucky Fried Penguins."—"…oh…"”
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I've had this discussion with my son as it applies to his grandparents -- some of whom feel entitled to his physical affection.
He will have healthy boundaries and bodily autonomy.
“@cmclymer I've had this discussion with my son as it applies to his grandparents -- some of whom feel entitled to his physical affection. He will have healthy boundaries and bodily autonomy.”
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I took my son to his soccer game on Sunday. We got rained on by a tiny, brief, but soaking rainshower.
I spent the two hours we were out there worrying what I would do if a MAGAt tried to start a race riot -- rather than enjoying my kid be awkward and unathletic.
PTSD.
Penny is also a divorcee (tell me you're surprised):
My wife and I are going on an actual date tonight. To movie. And dinner. I'd forgotten such things could be done.
https://twitter.com/PennyOaken/status/1671057775 (That was in 2009. FF to 2017
Ten years ago, my then-spouse told me that she'd kill me if I left her; I just accepted that as just some emotional insecurity
So the reason why Penny is so angry about
"Christian PiV Missionary Position Heteronormative Orthosexuality" is basically... because he was a shitty husband spending all day on Second Life hooking up with his sexy gothic lesbian "Penny Widget" avatar and thus neglected his wife and son? Oh yeah, I bet that was all Christianity's fault, for sure. (Dude, God forbid you did your wife doggy style when the kid was conceived. One-way trip to hell to meet Satan on a throne.)
Here he goes off again about wanting the snip:
"Things no one wants to exist? For example, take my penis.
//please//"
I guess he forgot he had a son thanks to his penis, but whatever. Clearly the thing was completely useless to him all these years as a married man, or the years before that picking up sexy goth chicks at the goth club, or how about all those nights spent having 3D lesbian cybersex on Second Life, which I am sure he did while sitting on his hands with his flies zipped up away from a box of tissues. Doesn't he realize that his kid will be a teenager soon, will inevitably go online and might end up reading all this?
What must our children think of us
You took the words right out of my mouth, Penny. What must your son think of you. Goth dad, what are you doing?
Now this is plain creepy and goes straight into
The Perfume territory:
I sampled the scent of a deodorant at the market today and it took me back to being with a lover I had 25 years ago. I was in her arms again, kissing her, smelling her.
Of course I bought - and am now wearing - it.
He probably thinks this is sexy but it's actually creepy. Fortunately, he does not seem to be a very social person:
I'm still home alone on a Saturday night
No friends, no social interaction.
No sanity.
"Here comes Saturday night/And you're only making plans to stay inside"
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