💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Misaki Nakahara]

He demonstrated that some other foods are merely mayonnaise vehicles by spooning a heaping tablespoon into his mouth at the beginning of the "Mayonnaise Cake....Yum!" video.

Eugh, I forgot about mayonnaise cake.

His breath must fucking stink

 

[Aaway]

a rare video where he actually posts the recipe in the description

also, he's still wearing that Tennessee football ring

 

[TheTractor]

I like to think that some higher power decided to take action to his right hand after he shoved mayo straight into his mouth.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

This man is a god damn danger to other's arteries, and not even in a delicious way. Unironically using Jack Scalfani's recipes is him coming to kill you.

If Jack's recipes are fatal to your body, Aunt Myrna's recipes are fatal to your immortal soul.

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

When I saw this, it would kinda make sense for fatty Jack...

 

[Aunt Myrna]

a rare video where he actually posts the recipe in the description

And he actually seems to be pretty lucid and not too congested in this video. I would almost say this a a good video, at least by Jack standards. Except for the horrendous picture quality in the middle third of the video. How can someone who's been filming videos for a decade still be so shit at cinematography?

 

[Rei is shit]

And he actually seems to be pretty lucid and not too congested in this video. I would almost say this a a good video, at least by Jack standards. Except for the horrendous picture quality in the middle third of the video. How can someone who's been filming videos for a decade still be so shit at cinematography?

The color temp through the whole thing is too cool. For stuff like a cooking video you'd want it a bit warmer than normal to create that inviting and appealing tone. There is also the insane amount of noise which given the lighting set up thats been shown before is completely unnessary. I'd guess that jack set the iso to something north of 1000 thinking that bigger numbers are better.

Tons of other stuff is wrong but temp and iso are the most ridiculous. Its pretty much the first things you'd learn about and such an easy fix. Literally all he has to do is change a couple things in the cameras menu.

 

[Aaway]

And he actually seems to be pretty lucid and not too congested in this video. I would almost say this a a good video, at least by Jack standards. Except for the horrendous picture quality in the middle third of the video. How can someone who's been filming videos for a decade still be so shit at cinematography?

laziness

and in jack's case, also the fact that he's very stupid

 

[Give Her The D]

Wyświetl załącznik 934765 When I saw this, it would kinda make sense for fatty Jack...

I hate you so much right now. God.

 

[JackDavis]

a rare video where he actually posts the recipe in the description

also, he's still wearing that Tennessee football ring

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LiHWW2iZiRg

Recipe stolen without attribution from: https://hip2keto.com/recipes/keto-pumpkin-chocolate-chip-cookies/

"Not sure why there's salt on a cookie, but we'll follow the recipe and see how it turns out." How do you have a 10 year cooking legacy on YouTube and not know why there's salt on a dessert?

I don't know what the fuck he did to his camera, but half of the video is blurry like this:

"When you see them firm up, become cookie-like, take them out"
His review: "Sweet... Chocolately... Pumpkiny... ALRIGHT! I'm ready for Halloween!"
"Simple recipe.. You can do it with one arm tied behind your back!!!" He jokes.

Jack's cookies:

Recipe's cookies:

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

What’s that old boomer song that goes “Working too hard can give you a heart attack-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!”?

Whoever wrote that should redo it for Jack.

“Eating keto lard can turn you into Jack-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!”

 

[arthurdaley]

Classic lazy ass Jack.

Regarding the noise and poor quality images. Normally when jack does a close up of the cooking (I use that word loosely), he will waddle round to the camera between filming and manually zoom the camera on the subject at hand (singular).

This time he doesn't bother and uses the editing software to zoom in and frame the shot hence it's lower resolution.

 

[captkrisma]

What’s that old boomer song that goes “Working too hard can give you a heart attack-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!”?

Whoever wrote that should redo it for Jack.

“Eating keto lard can turn you into Jack-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!”

Billy Joel's "Moving Out" is what you're looking for.

Jack doesn't bake, and you can tell. He doesn't know why you use salt, he sucks at mixing, and he says that he's going to wait for the cookies to harden. Jack is a huge fan of undercooked everything, but decides this is the recipie to wait before eating. Hard cookies aren't good, Jack.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It wouldn't surprise me honestly. Jack complained about a 20 cent difference, so robbing a restaurant of $3-45 wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility.

Also most people forget that Jesus was a Jew.

Yeah, mostly the Christians tend to gloss that one over, but then they tend to gloss over most of the teachings and philosophy of Jesus Christ (see: Jack).

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Jack is excited for 0 net carbs bread. "You know it is selling out fast when people are jacking it on the internet." Such a way with words.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack is excited for 0 net carbs bread. "You know it is selling out fast when people are jacking it on the internet." Such a way with words.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=87Vb9nJq7y0

“I just cut out bread altogether,” claims the man that ate at least eight hamburgers in a three-day stretch two months ago.

 

[EvilDroid64]

“I just cut out bread altogether,” claims the man that ate at least eight hamburgers in a three-day stretch two months ago.

And at least two hot dog buns, each containing almost half a pound of ground beef and a slice of raw bacon.

 

[January Cyst]

And at least two hot dog buns, each containing almost half a pound of ground beef and a slice of raw bacon.

He should stick with raw chicken, that's keto.

 

[EvilDroid64]

I thought you were joking about the mayonnaise cake
What The Fork Is Wrong With This Guy ‽
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w

Mayonnaise is mainly eggs and oil, so there's really not much wrong with using it instead of eggs and oil in a cake. There is something wrong with using all that butter on a cake that small, and there's something really wrong with eating a heaping tablespoon of mayonnaise straight from the jar.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I thought you were joking about the mayonnaise cake
What The Fork Is Wrong With This Guy ‽
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UHStuZb6u3w

Lol, it's real. My mom and grandma used to make it. One of the best chocolate cakes I ever had.