💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

that salad is healthy compared to this

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad is featured in #4 of this "paranormal video" countdown

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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Chef Mayo has been pleased by your offering.

I have no definite proof, but you just KNOW Jack dipped those breaded chunks of whatever in the salad dressing, ate the cheese and left all of the greens. Ya just know it.

Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad is featured in #4 of this "paranormal video" countdown

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I7g_rdp7f50

>26 views
>no subscribers

How the fuck did you find this? The idea of Aunt Myrna being some kind of paranormal entity possessing Jack is hilarious.

AUNT MYRNA IS DISPLEASED WITH YOUR INSUFFICIENT CALORIC OFFERING. AS PENANCE YOU WILL CONSUME CHEESY PINEAPPLE CREAM SLABS

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I have no definite proof, but you just KNOW Jack dipped those breaded chunks of whatever in the salad dressing, ate the cheese and left all of the greens. Ya just know it.



>26 views
>no subscribers

How the fuck did you find this? The idea of Aunt Myrna being some kind of paranormal entity possessing Jack is hilarious.

AUNT MYRNA IS DISPLEASED WITH YOUR INSUFFICIENT CALORIC OFFERING. AS PENANCE YOU WILL CONSUME CHEESY PINEAPPLE CREAM SLABS

The person who made it linked it in a Discord server I'm also in, I had to share it with you all after I saw

 

[feral cat #6385]

that salad is healthy compared to this

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Mmmm... Just seeing that makes me wonder how debilitated he will be after his next stroke. Might be good if he lost the use of his other arm and had to cook with his feet. That would be entertaining for a while.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Mmmm... Just seeing that makes me wonder how debilitated he will be after his next stroke. Might be good if he lost the use of his other arm and had to cook with his feet. That would be entertaining for a while.

No one would even notice. Scalfani classics like Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad might even benefit from a couple of flakes of foot skin in the mix.

 

[DuckSucker]

I don’t get it. If the Cajun ribeye is cheaper, and he orders the more expensive steak and asks for Cajun seasoning, how is that stealing?

I had to think about it but I think his scam would have been ordering the larger ribeye with cajun seasoning on the side, then when the bill comes, starting to argue that he ordered the cajun one and just asked for the spice on the side.

 

[desudesu]

"I don't feel like I have fans, I just have viewers"
skip to 0:44
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM:44.
( I didn't know this guy was so bad at basic cooking ! )

To be honest, his personality did a 180 flip compared to the present videos. I think in the past (the green laundry-kitchen era) he's more of a goofy character albeit committing breaches of basic food safety codes and butchering recipes. Green-kitchen era was probably the part when he could have improved and actually change himself in terms of his show format, correction of recipes, etc.

But ever since he moved to Tennessee along with the stroke, he seem to have went off the deep end and come off as extremely petty and insufferable. Even his voice is annoying.

 

[Give Her The D]

"I don't feel like I have fans, I just have viewers"
skip to 0:44
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM:44.
( I didn't know this guy was so bad at basic cooking ! )

This man is a god damn danger to other's arteries, and not even in a delicious way. Unironically using Jack Scalfani's recipes is him coming to kill you.

I assume that German viewer's language barrier is the only reason he doesn't realize Jack is a public health risk to all.

 

[Aaway]

"I don't feel like I have fans, I just have viewers"
skip to 0:44
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM:44.
( I didn't know this guy was so bad at basic cooking ! )

where's the salad?

 

[Skeletor]

"German viewer" just has to be a troll.

 

[MadPreacher1AD]

I'm actually horrified at what he cooks and his scamming ways. I'm surprised he hasn't been banned from restaurants yet.

 

[fag0t]

if they banned him from a restaurant he would probably start crying and saying about hes a good guy and his youtube like he did on the west texas inventors when they told him he was a faggot

 

[Aaway]

if they banned him from a restaurant he would probably start crying and saying about hes a good guy and his youtube like he did on the west texas inventors when they told him he was a faggot

i long for the day jack posts a video claiming a restaurant kicked him out

 

[AnOminous]

i long for the day jack posts a video claiming a restaurant kicked him out

I want to see him with a black eye after he tries pulling some shit at a mobbed up New Jersey pizzeria about their crust and a half dozen guidos work him over in the street.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

I want to see him with a black eye after he tries pulling some shit at a mobbed up New Jersey pizzeria about their crust and a half dozen guidos work him over in the street.

I could imagine this happening if he went to an actual restaurant in NJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1bGuiHHs

 

[captkrisma]

I could imagine this happening if he went to an actual restaurant in NJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1bGuiHHs

Except a Capo ain't gonna send over a bottle of wine for Jack, as Jack would clearly cause a scene.

 

[King Kobra]

I could imagine this happening if he went to an actual restaurant in NJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqp1bGuiHHs

There are more chances it will ends like the postman scene in Goodfellas

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

"I don't feel like I have fans, I just have viewers"
skip to 0:44
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM:44.
( I didn't know this guy was so bad at basic cooking ! )

Why doesn't he just cut out the middle man and tell people to eat mayo from the jar with a spoon?

 

[EvilDroid64]

Why doesn't he just cut out the middle man and tell people to eat mayo from the jar with a spoon?

He demonstrated that some other foods are merely mayonnaise vehicles by spooning a heaping tablespoon into his mouth at the beginning of the "Mayonnaise Cake....Yum!" video.