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- 4 Lis 2017
I swear, Kylo Ren shows up in absolutely every fucking thing Disney puts out. How does he do it? Does he just teleport based off of PLOT and the POWER OF SUE? He barely has any time to awkwardly stand around shirtless.
TBF Vader showed up just about everywhere and everywhen. You need to have your Big Bad show up anyplace you want some drama, I get it.
But Vader was legit intimidating and threatening, who was calm and collected. Emo Ren is a screaming cry baby manlet with a retarded saber.
edit: Vader sat back and just used his legend and presence to do a lot of his work for him, you could have presumably had just an imitator in the suit; he doesn't actually do any fighting during the boarding in ANH, and the Emperor had his force-sensitive guards, so you could presumably have had one of them put on a vader suit and pretend to be him, since his voice was being electronically modified anyway.
So since no one's posted it yet, here's how Disney wants its customers to see their ludicrously expensive hotel.
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Its just a redesigned Corellian Corvette-class cruiser made to resemble a cruise ship but with smoother plain textures. This is not how the hotel will look like obviously, the actual hotel will be treated like a spaceport that takes you up to the "ship" but there's supposedly a painting of this ship somewhere in the hotel and on screens to "stimulate the imagination". Anyway, the ship is called the Chandrilla Star, with Chandrilla being Mon Mothma's homeworld (which is now Space Sweden...) as well as the place where Emo Ren was born... Also there's apparently some kind of 2-night limit, not sure wtf is up with that.
Anyway here's what the actual hotel will look like:
Here is what it looks like as of early August.
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Here is the hotel within view of the Florida park (which is the white thing in the background).
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And here are the hotel rooms visible from the streets.
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Here is a map displaying the interior of the hotel.
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SuckersGuests will arrive from the right where the welcome area is (colored green) which will be referred to as the terminal, then they have to pass through security which is the "preshow", then they go into the elevator which they call a launch pod and it is loosely based on an escape pod from ANH (I've posted artwork of the design of the elevator pod before but I can't remember which page other maybe its after 550), then they arrive in the lobby (which is on the second floor and I will be posting that pic soon), the courtyard (colored dull green) is a really small room that has some plants and porgs... Its main feature is that it has rocks you can move around in the sand with The Force supposedly. The brown-colored room is the Dojo where you will be taught how to use a lightsaber which is why Disney cancelled lightsaber training in all other parts of the park (like why give something away for free amirite?), the Brig and Engineering are basically like shows where you can watch humans and RC droids manage the ship. TSR is the restaurant and like most things on the first floor, it can only be accessed from the second once you enter it via launch pod. The TSR is also based on Canto Bight from TLJ... And finally the long hallway (colored red) are the first floor hotel rooms which all have a BB-8 theme...
Here is the second floor.
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Once you board the launch pod on the first floor it will take you to the lobby (pink room) which is just seats, tv screens, plants and a large "hologram" displaying the captain of the ship. The orange room is the Cantina and it comes with a dinner show which was originally intended for GE, but then people would be able to see it with no extra charge, and we can't have that. The yellow room is the Boutique...
Here is the third floor:
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Just more rooms and a catwalk. Rooms are divided into lower class, first class, and captains cabins.
There's a secondary transport that takes you directly to the Galaxy's Edge park. Reminder though that despite being connected to the park and supposedly having more features than the park, you can't actually enter this hotel unless you have a reservation, not even to look around.
Here is a more detailed look at the lobby. The big tubes in the middle that look like elevators are actually where the holograms of the captains are supposed to be (both human). The four tables seen below are sabacc tables and are essentially the "casino" element of the hotel.
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The lobby will also serve as part of a shitty show where the hotel gets attacked by Kylo Ren and the FO who get into a fight with the hotel security and the resistance on the upper area of the lobby. This show is supposedly why there's a staying limit at the hotel. The lobby's chandelier will also be dropped down by Kylo Ren and he'll somehow move actors about with his powers. Kylo Ren supposedly hates the hotel because of illegal jedi training (despite the jedi supposedly being extinct except for Rey Sue).
Here is the hologram tubes of the captains. Supposedly Leia, Rey and other characters will be projected here. A droid is also there (however this may not be the case once the park actually opens).
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Here is the courtyard. Remember, the real thing always ends up far smaller than the concept art, much like GE.
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Here is the ship's cockpit which looks more like something from Star Trek than Star Wars.
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Kids will have an opportunity to take over the captain's chair.
There will also be flight attendants with dangerhair, so picture women like in @Jub-Jub's avatar asking you if you want some green titty tard cum. And supposedly a remote controlled droid will carry your luggage but there are no pictures of it. Presumably it will be some simple wheeled cart that makes booping sounds. Finn and Poe will also supposedly be in this hotel.
I won't cover the cantina/dinner show since I already did when I discussed the stuff that got axed from Galaxy's Edge back around page 550 I think.
That about covers the shittastic hotel.
Aside from that I also have new info about Galaxy's Edge datapad bullshit which shamelessly enough shows all of the cancelled characters and stuff that was removed from the park but shows them anyway to show off the lore of the park as if to rub it in your nose about how lazy they are but they don't care because they have your money.
Oh now it makes sense why they scaled back the park shows. As you said, why give something for free when you can charge for it.
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