Doctor Jessica Yaniv, PhD (9/1/2019) - lol he paid 750$ for a fake degree

[SourDiesel]

Lol, that money is most likely taxpayer money.

It's mommy's money. Don't worry. His sponsor is his mommy.

 

[Breaker of Swains]

Oh, come on, seriously?

He's not even trying at this point. I would, at the very least, have expected a cringeworthy picture of him in full-on pink sparkly academic garb.

That's just lazy!

 

[AbraCadaver]

So at what point does he fall for the old sale of “buy a square metre of land in Scotland and you can legally call yourself a Lord of Lochabre” or whatever?

Dr. Her Ladyship Jessica Yaniv, PhD.

E: sorry, apprently they’ve moved onto “Laird or Lady of Glencoe.”

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Buy one, Johnny! You know you want to call yourself a REAL LADY to Blaire White’s face and show off that coat of arms! You can even wear your tiara in public for a reason now!

 

[Cynically Insane]

But is he a Lard or a Lady?

 

[Junkail]

So at what point does he fall for the old sale of “buy a square metre of land in Scotland and you can legally call yourself a Lord of Lochabre” or whatever?

Dr. Her Ladyship Jessica Yaniv, PhD.

E: sorry, apprently they’ve moved onto “Laird or Lady of Glencoe.”

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Buy one, Johnny! You know you want to call yourself a REAL LADY to Blaire White’s face and show off that coat of arms! You can even wear your tiara in public for a reason now!

Since everyone would want to vandalise his property, wouldn't that defeat the purpose of land conservation?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

They only accept payment in crypto. Stranger and stranger.

 

[OnlyFacingRear]

It's a fucking parody. Like... shouldn't it be free?


this dude is retarded.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

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They only accept payment in crypto. Stranger and stranger.

Tin Foil hat theory: This is a Mr Big sting by the RCMP and they needed to find out his crypto wallet address.

 

[SourDiesel]

It's a fucking parody. Like... shouldn't it be free?


this dude is exceptional.

Parody. Scam. The only difference is which one you send cryptocurrency to.

 

[AbraCadaver]

TFW you can make fun of someone AND get them to pay you a lot of money for it. Incredible.

 

[SourDiesel]

TFW you can make fun of someone AND get them to pay you a lot of money for it. Incredible.

The hero we deserve, tbh.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Tin Foil hat theory: This is a Mr Big sting by the RCMP and they needed to find out his crypto wallet address.

Nah. This site predates JY by a long time.

My theory is that it's a Poe that has oversucceded. The owner occasionally grants the honorary PHDs to controversial subjects for free because of the publicity that it will bring the site by antagonizing 4chan/alt-right types. No money is made from the site and very little is spent on it.

 

[troon patrol]

LOL, faggot probably disputed the charges before the printer ink was dry...

edit, didn't notice crypto only...

 

[wabbits]

So Miriam, you're now casting about for something else to give your yammering crotch fruit. Instead of buying him a parrot (lord, help us), what about something astronomical?

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Ask if they let you name black holes after people. Imagine it! Future generations fanning out in their spaceships saying, "See ya if the Yaniv hole don't getcha!" Truly immortal.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

You know, I'm actually impressed at how un-self-aware and stupid he continues to prove himself to be.

 

[yesthatanna]

It's mommy's money. Don't worry. His sponsor is his mommy.

Well considering a few of the litigants settled in mediation before the four defended by JCCF went to trial in the BCHRT — it’s the waxing salon victims’ money.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If you're only accredited by the united associations of girldick it doesn't count.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

I agree. He is fast making the transition from lolcow to horrorcow.

He already was prefixed as a Horrorcow before he got his own subform.

 

[2nd_time_user]

He already was prefixed as a Horrorcow before he got his own subform.

I wish the original prefix would be restored, especially as the original megathread isn't the only one titled "megathread" and in its case, it's 703 pages now and that designation seems esp redundant. "Horrorcow" adds more definition IMO.

 

[heathercho]

Nah. This site predates JY by a long time.

My theory is that it's a Poe that has oversucceded. The owner occasionally grants the honorary PHDs to controversial subjects for free because of the publicity that it will bring the site by antagonizing 4chan/alt-right types. No money is made from the site and very little is spent on it.

So brass tacks - what can he do with this "honorary" Ph.D?
Did Toren ever confirm he got one or was he just handing out his own imaginary ones?

So many fucking questions.