Operation Chris Eater commences

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Smoked Sausage powiedział(a):
Someone buy this man a beer for what hes doing.
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:julay:
 
NumberingYourState powiedział(a):
Does Chris swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth, so help him god(bear)?

Seriously wondering how he'd respond to this.
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Not only that, he swears to tell The Truth, The Whole Entire Truth and Nothing But The Truth in the Name of God, Jesus, the Bear, his Autism, and the name that was given to him at birth by God and the Bear at Regency Square Shopping Mall.

I'm actually mostly in it just to find out what Chris would wear to a court hearing. I feel as though Barb will force him to dress like a guy, but after the ensemble he wore to GameStop I'm curious to see if it can get any worse.
 
Be safe, stay straight, and for the love of Od, stay away from that Encyclopedia Dramatica page! And also, send Chris our love if you speak with him.
 
Loke powiedział(a):
Be safe, stay straight, and for the love of Od, stay away from that Encyclopedia Dramatica page! And also, send Chris our love if you speak with him.
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Sending Chris our love would basically be saying "I'm a spy sent by the trolls to document your hearing for da dirty CWCki".

He should still do that, because it would be hilarious
 
I'd give my life
Not for China, but for you (Chris eater)
In my time there'll be no arm else
Crime, it's the way I spray you (Chris eater)
I'm still in a dream
Chris eater

Good luck man. Everyone else has already given you legal advice, so I'm just gonna say, if Chris sees you/figures out who you are, don't let him give you any shit. What you're doing is perfectly legal.
 
Karnon powiedział(a):
Chris has the ability to act out when we don't expect it, so tomorrow will likely pass with nothing too interesting occurring. But who knows, maybe he'll say or do something outrageous.
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I think Chris acting out tomorrow is more of a certainty than the sun rising.

Remember last time Chris committed public slander against his plaintiff in court, and that was under the advisement of Rob Bell and when he was significantly less batshit insane. I've got the popcorn ready, because something hilarious this way comes.

But Godspeed OP, I wish I could be there as well to witness the long blarm of the law give Chris a good slap in the face
 
My prediction is that the judge is going to ask for a plea, Chris is going to try to blurt out his whole life story to explain why he is innocent, the judge is going to tell him to shut up, and either a. he's going to shut up, come home and rant on Facebook about the God-Damned Autistic-hating Homophobic Jerkudge, or b. he's going to refuse to shut up and get held in contempt. About the only thing I am certain of is Chris will be unable to restrain himself enough to give a simple "not guilty" and get it over with.
 
Good luck friend, I hope it's worth your time. Based on what I've read here for the mast month or so, Chris' segment is likely to be in-and-out so I hope you're a quick draw and have a good memory.
 
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