Which lolcow would you unironically sex?

[IN 041]

Confess, you filthy fucking degenerates.

 

[UE 558]

The feeder fetishist known as joshua connor moon

 

[QD 846]

emily youcis

 

[IN 041]

The feeder fetishist known as joshua connor moon

What a cop out, anyone with a brain would.

emily youcis

Patrician.

 

[Vecr]

Is Tim Pool a lolcow? I mean, he has a thread...

I'd jack him off if it meant I could read my list of pedantic things he got wrong.

 

[Pargon]

Momo. Can't help it. Negrate away.

 

[IN 041]

Momo. Can't help it. Negrate away.

I get chasing some chubby on occasion, but have some standards fam.

 

[PL 001]

Lupa. I've always been curious what fucking a pre-op tranny would be like.

 

[Reverend]

Jennifer ManJaw Hunt. I'd want to see if my balls can hit that chin and bounce. There has to be some sort of metrics I can derive from that.

 

[The Pink Panther]

shoe0nhead.

To be honest...yeah. I would. The problem is that she's short and weird as fuck.

 

[Eryngium]

Momo. Can't help it. Negrate away.

The the black blood runs thick.

 

[Neozeonian]

shoe0nhead.

To be honest...yeah. I would. The problem is that she's short and weird as fuck.

Might be boring. She claims she used to be asexual.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

"Which lolcow would you unironically sex"? You mean "sex" as in AFAB/AMAB? All the trannie ones, of course.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Might be boring. She claims she used to be asexual.

Meh. I think she got woo'ed somehow.

I would theorize that Armoured Skeptic probably has a big dick, if that's a plausible theory.

 

[Pargon]

The the black blood runs thick.

Just about every female lolcow on here gives me the impression they'd be a pillow princess. Momo at least seems like she could get into it.

 

[Neozeonian]

Meh. I think she got woo'ed somehow.

I would theorize that Armoured Skeptic probably has a big dick, if that's a plausible theory.

That lucky motherfucker gets Boxxy RP on demand and the rest of us are just sitting here, sucking our own dicks.

 

[The Pink Panther]

That lucky motherfucker gets Boxxy RP on demand and the rest of us are just sitting here, sucking our own dicks.

Tis unfair to thee like minds that fornication to an inferior Boxxy is a mere fantastical idea.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Barb

 

[Van Darkholme]

Tough question. Maybe that "hotdogs in face.gif" girl, whatever her name was. She has to keep her fucking mouth shut though.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nostalgia-chick-lindsay-ellis-thedudette.23666/ oh yeah that's her name.

 

[IN 041]

Maybe that "hotdogs in face.gif" girl, whatever her name was.

I literally made my account a matter of hours ago and I have to call you a newfag for this post.