📚 Megathread 8-9-19: Yaniv visits the farms. - Death threats, tampons and porn, oh my!

[Troonos]

Are you guys still looking for a reason that Johnny is running a sock and posting death threats to people?

Jessica B.'s Reviews | Surrey - Yelp

archived 9 Aug 2019 08:21:39 UTC

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Literallly, he is too fat to sit on a scoot-scoot and is drunkenly posting tl;dr shit

Jessica B.'s Reviews | Surrey - Yelp

archived 9 Aug 2019 08:21:39 UTC

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His doggo is named Domino but screw that because he's posting flame bait here.

LOL wat? Jessica B, a mother in North Dakota, is Yaniv? Explain yourself.

 

[EsteemedAutismologist]

Is there a Twitter reaction to this yet?

I'm interested in how people view this individual howling death threats and MEOW.

Our favorite fat pedotroon is awake and bitching about a hit and run journalist.


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Edit to avoid doublepost: I'm walking into work so I can't sit on the Twitter thread, but shit is getting pretty funny on his Twitter feed. He's getting fucked by everyone currently.

 

[Judge Holden]

Honestly im still torn between thinking either this is all some deliberate yet utterly stupid scheme on his part to act like the biggest and most loathesome and pathetic retard on the planet in order to achieve some nebulous agenda/objective, or taking it at face value and interpreting it as the rawest autism and sickfuckery imaginable that has simply been stripped of all restraint and is now rampaging accross the internet.

Also imma about to go for an hour long cardio session, please send a messenger pigeon to me should crazy shit again start going down while I am away as it so often does

 

[farts_meller]

Is there a Twitter reaction to this yet?

I'm interested in how people view this individual howling death threats and MEOW.

Dunno, but I just found this on the youtube of the taser mistake livestream.

 

[one_time_user]

we may need to start a call tree if this is going to be a be a regular occurrence WHEN IM SLEEPING

*just kidding, I would never give you degenerates contact info

 

[Literally Sperging]

Our favorite fat pedotroon is awake and bitching about a hit and run journalist.
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Edit to avoid doublepost: I'm walking into work so I can't sit on the Twitter thread, but shit is getting pretty funny on his Twitter feed. He's getting fucked by everyone currently.

There are a fair few "meows" in the responses. Those who aren't commenting on the size of his man-hands, anyway

 

[REEEality]

This cow..
THIS IS THE COW that drags me out of lurking for 2 years. Cannot believe in this timeline I exist in with someone so fucking exceptional I'm flabbergasted.

I'm been laughing my ass off nonstop since the tribunal hearings and y'all thought he wasn't enough for a subforum. Thank you Gallus for your efforts from the very beginning

 

[Belle Ariel]

Pardon my ignorance but shouldn't he be allowed to post here? He'll slip up and post some more incriminating things if hes allowed to continue to sperg out

 

[BallBuster]

Our favorite fat pedotroon is awake and bitching about a hit and run journalist.
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Edit to avoid doublepost: I'm walking into work so I can't sit on the Twitter thread, but shit is getting pretty funny on his Twitter feed. He's getting fucked by everyone currently.

So a screw that definitely doesn’t look standard for fastening anything to a car (especially bumpers and panels which is where I’d assume he claims it came from.) and something that looks like a cat turd. Quite some evidence you got there detective.

 

[HG 400]

we may need to start a call tree if this is going to be a be a regular occurrence WHEN IM SLEEPING

*just kidding, I would never give you degenerates contact info

lmao give contact info. This is Kiwi Farms.

Anyways, I added you to the call tree.

 

[one_time_user]

Pardon my ignorance but shouldn't he be allowed to post here? He'll slip up and post some more incriminating things if hes allowed to continue to sperg out

maybe. but imagine the difference between him shitposting endlessly to begin with and him blocked and stewing for hours unable to post and returning?

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

Damn, this guy is crazier than I first suspected. Should have let him continue to post for our further amusement.

 

[mindlessobserver]

yaniv is spiraled further than i'd ever thought he would

Which is the next logical step. He is going to create a schizo wall in his bedroom to figure out who @WGkitty is, get it wrong and fly into a screeching rage at some random neighbor. As the men in white coats take him away he will be shrieking "he's a kiwi! He's KIIIIIIIIWIIIIIII"!

 

[pr3nt177]

Our favorite fat pedotroon is awake and bitching about a hit and run journalist.
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Edit to avoid doublepost: I'm walking into work so I can't sit on the Twitter thread, but shit is getting pretty funny on his Twitter feed. He's getting fucked by everyone currently.

Major damage. I take it the plaster is for the sympathy vote

 

[XQ 076]

If this was the USA I’d bet on the Jessica Yaniv saga ending with him being shot to death during an attempted home invasion of his neighbour, him and Miriam both armed with dildos.

Unfortunately Canada has likely outlawed the humble dildo so it shall never be.

 

[Pai]

I think Yaniv may have taken Chris-chan's place as my favorite lolcow.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Our favorite fat pedotroon is awake and bitching about a hit and run journalist.
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Edit to avoid doublepost: I'm walking into work so I can't sit on the Twitter thread, but shit is getting pretty funny on his Twitter feed. He's getting fucked by everyone currently.

Look at those man hands

 

[farts_meller]

If this was the USA I’d bet on the Jessica Yaniv saga ending with him being shot to death during an attempted home invasion of his neighbour, him and Miriam both armed with dildos.

Unfortunately Canada has likely outlawed the humble dildo so it shall never be.

First audible laughter.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

So a screw that definitely doesn’t look standard for fastening anything to a car (especially bumpers and panels which is where I’d assume he claims it came from.) and something that looks like a cat turd.

I thought it was a shit encrusted tampon tbh

 

[dirt lamb]

I seriously contemplated giving myself a bout of insomnia and staying up last night until the ultra-superior mod lords inevitably confirmed all this. I bow to you all. I need coffee before sit back and have my peaceful morning reading of "The Further Downfall of Johnny Boy" aka this thread.