T. Greg Doucette / Thomas Gregory Doucette / greg_doucette / TGDLaw / fsckemall / lawdevnull / TDot - Super Lawyer, Failed Politician, Captain of The Threadnought, Drowning in Debt

[AnOminous]

"The role of law in social change."

Yep. SJW.

He can't name a single case he's won in this arena because he is a fucking loser who loses all his cases.

 

[Beavis]

Is there a link where I can see the cases he’s won/lost?

 

[Pham]

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m'twitter

 

[ShortRound]

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Even his neck is fat

 

[AnOminous]

Even his neck is fat

Even his face is fat. Look how fat this fat bastard is. He's the best #kickvic has. A disgusting fat Baron Harkonnen clone. What a disgusting fat piece of shit.

 

[Dredgen]

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He looks like he’s a blanket party away from shooting R. Lee Ermey in the bathroom.

 

[Spectre_06]

He looks like he’s a blanket party away from shooting R. Lee Ermey in the bathroom.

Rest in peace, Gunny.

 

[BBChannel]

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Holy shit, he's gomer pyle on that first image.
Is that blubber part of his neck or is that fat from his skull?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Even his face is fat.

Even his fat is fat.

 

[Spectre_06]

Even his fat is fat.

Douchette the Hutt.

 

[TheClappening]

He looks like he’s a blanket party away from shooting R. Lee Ermey in the bathroom.

He needs a cpap to breathe. So at least we know he can't suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 

[Pham]

Douchette the Hutt.

>mfw someone mentions food

 

[Dredgen]

Holy shit, he's gomer pyle on that first image.
Is that blubber part of his neck or is that fat from his skull?

My head canon is now Pvt Pyle got His section 8 and went on to be a twitter lawyer instead of killing himself. They’re similarly exceptional.

 

[AnOminous]

How is it even possible to be as fat as this fat motherfucker?

 

[Spectre_06]

How is it even possible to be as fat as this fat motherfucker?

He's convinced he's a bear and continues to eat, putting on weight for the winter.

Then doesn't hibernate so he keeps eating.

 

[3dguy]

Must resist urge to meme ......... can't stop....

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

And sometimes those ancestry organizations self admittedly add something like <1% jewish or sub saharan african DNA on the results, just to spite "white supremacists". And they aren't even lying, because 0% is <1%.

No, or at least not exactly. It's more complicated than that. You can still test as pure European; I tested as 100% European on a 23andMe test.

 

[Spectre_06]

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

You're all beautiful people doing wonderful things.

 

[talk talk talk]

(with apologies to Tom Waits)

"Poor Doucette"

Did you hear the news about Doucette?
On the back of his head
He had another face
Was it a sperm whale’s face?
Or a conslut.
They said to remove it would kill him
So poor Doucette was doomed

The face could reeeee and lie
It was his devil twin
And at night it spoke to him
Things heard only in hell
But they were impossible to separate
Chained together for life

Finally the court tolled his doom
He tweeted a final thread
And hung himself and her from the balcony irons
Some still believe he was freed from her
But Kiwis knew her too well
They say she drove him to suicide
And took poor Doucette to hell

(original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGci5Tlur9o)