💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Skeptical Tomato X5]

jack is such a fucking asshole. i ask him a genuine question regarding one of his hypocritical videos and he responds like a fucking passive aggressive lump of fat and doesn’t even lend credence to the multiple points i’d madeWyświetl załącznik 859740

I'd be a dick back too if you sent me that wall of text.

 

[Dannyboy]

Of course Jack would be very upset when *free* food that he is not paying for would run out in an hour and a half... Especially since he wasn't even at the event in the first place.
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What is his thought process? Just be happy that it was free in the first place. Christ.

He's upset because they ran out in 90 minutes when he easily could of ate them all in 30 minutes top.

 

[Aaway]

jack is such a fucking asshole. i ask him a genuine question regarding one of his hypocritical videos and he responds like a fucking passive aggressive lump of fat and doesn’t even lend credence to the multiple points i’d madeWyświetl załącznik 859740

hmmmmm that video was posted in august 2018 and in it jack claims you can comment whatever you want on his videos and he'll leave it up. "if you want to say i eat bad food and that's what caused my stroke then go ahead." lol

then a few months later he bans comments

 

[JackDavis]

jack is such a fucking asshole. i ask him a genuine question regarding one of his hypocritical videos and he responds like a fucking passive aggressive lump of fat and doesn’t even lend credence to the multiple points i’d madeWyświetl załącznik 859740

LOL you got destroyed by Jack and Siri

 

[Adamska]

jack is such a fucking asshole. i ask him a genuine question regarding one of his hypocritical videos and he responds like a fucking passive aggressive lump of fat and doesn’t even lend credence to the multiple points i’d madeWyświetl załącznik 859740

How's it feel that you got demolished by a man whose brain is half dead from strokes?

 

[John Carmack]

"It tastes good".

"Look at how wet it is"
"Buys a useless kitchen gadget and pretends the company sent it to him to review"
"Pretends people are blowing up his emails asking about his seasoning"

 

[Charlie Delicious]

COME IN CLOSE AND ILL SHOW YOU:

 

[Dave Meltzer]

New video. The tongue at 2:55 is particularly horrifying.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

New video. The tongue at 2:55 is particularly horrifying.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SZUCChV7Jyw

 

[JackDavis]

Imagine going through all these gross sugar life hack recipes instead of eating in moderation and exercising. It's ridiculous.

"We may use this, we may use the Pillsbury sugar free to top the brownies, we're not sure yet." What a zero value video. You got the recipe, you set up the camera, we've come in on close, you're showing the ingredients but you don't know what you're using yet. Oh sorry, what we're using yet.

That arm is dead as fuck. You would think that with a dead arm, he'd take advantage of all the appliances he buys, like a stand mixer but he explicitly tells you to not use a mixer and just stir everything with a fork instead. Also look how pristine that cutting board is. They clearly do no cooking at home if it's not filmed for YouTube.

As always, Jack is an artist when it comes to conveying the taste and texture of the final product: "MMMM... MMMM... *before the brownie can even hit his tastebuds* Delicious."

 

[AnOminous]

His dead arm looks like a corpse's arm. His videos are worthless. Even if for some insane reason you wanted to try to replicate his shitty cooking, you wouldn't have a recipe because this worthless, fat tub of shit doesn't even bother including recipes any more.

Who are these videos for? Is he even making money on this?

 

[Mr Snoid]

New video. The tongue at 2:55 is particularly horrifying.

 

[irishAzoth]

That arm should be amputated. It serves no purpose, theres no way Jack is going to get it back and its legit disgusting to watch it
Good job Jack just be glad that you're a lefty the next stroke is going to make you armless

 

[JackDavis]

That arm should be amputated. It serves no purpose, theres no way Jack is going to get it back and its legit disgusting to watch it
Good job Jack just be glad that you're a lefty the next stroke is going to make you armless

He's right handed... He was right handed.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Again, who are Jack’s true and honest fans? People like David and Kevin:

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Of course Jack would be very upset when *free* food that he is not paying for would run out in an hour and a half... Especially since he wasn't even at the event in the first place.
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What is his thought process? Just be happy that it was free in the first place. Christ.

Does Jack know anything about the logistics of running an event? Unlimited doesn't *literally* mean unlimited you fucking idiot, they can't just spawn more tacos out of thin air. Maybe they didn't expect so many people to turn up? Maybe you can ask for your money back, Jack.

"I'd be very upset" Jack, the reason they probably ran out of tacos is because of people like you who order two of everything and eat like it's the first food they've had in weeks.

Again, who are Jack’s true and honest fans? People like David and Kevin:

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BEMIS DDD OH FUG X-DDD

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Again, who are Jack’s true and honest fans? People like David and Kevin:

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Holy hell this is hilarious. So many layers to this. Did they think it was a taxpayer-funded government taco truck? Do they believe the people who didn’t get free tacos will have nothing else to eat and starve thanks to the taco communists? I’d love to get inside the minds of David and Kevin.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Jack: McDonald's should have anticipated that Rick and Morty meme, and have a stock of Szechuan Sauce for every customer nationwide. I would be very upset.

David: The tree of liberty must occasionally be refreshed with the blood of patriots....

Kevin: Only after you have lost everything are you free to do anything???

 

[stets]

Who are these videos for? Is he even making money on this?

I'd be shocked if these things make enough money to even cover the cost of the ingredients. They're certainly not bringing in enough cash to cover the investments in both time and equipment. At this point, it's essentially just an act of public masturbation for Jack - a vanity project to make him feel like Mr. Super Important YouTuber and Food Critic. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he even printed up business cards for his YouTube "enterprise."

 

[captkrisma]

That arm is dead as fuck. You would think that with a dead arm, he'd take advantage of all the appliances he buys, like a stand mixer but he explicitly tells you to not use a mixer and just stir everything with a fork instead. Also look how pristine that cutting board is. They clearly do no cooking at home if it's not filmed for YouTube.

Eh...I think the message he was trying to convey is that you don't need a stand mixer to make that particular recipie. Of course, his stroke-addled brain mixed with the unending urges of the wendigo prevented him from outright saying it.

As for making money, I'm sure people hate-watch it now just to see how Jack fucks up ANOTHER recipie or to see Jack trash an establishment because of a pothole in the parking lot. That has to bring in something revenue-wise.