💼 Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

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  • Wil "Soyboy" Wheaton

  • Felicia "Crybaby" Day

  • That shotgun’s looking pretty good right about now...

  • Just shut the fuck up Wesley

  • Felicia blew me for this vote


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There’s a convention coming to a nearby town and not only will Wil Wheaton be there but his wife will be too. He and his wife are charging $60/photo individually. I’m puzzled why his wife will be there and charging for autographs and photos. I’d never heard of her before they got married, is she just riding on his negligible coat tails and charging because she fucks Wil Wheaton?
$60 to take pictures with a nobody actor and his golddigging whore of a wife? Fuck that.
 
Bruce Campbell talks about this with Army of Darkness, where he netted about $200,000 in 1990s dollars for his role - which was a good chunk of change. Except shopping and shooting the film tool four years, and he had to be available for dubbing and reshoots, so that ended up being $50,000/year; not povery house money, but not amazing either. He also had to wait for the movie to be released to see a portion of that, so while Raimi was fighting with the studio Campbell had to get a job as a night watchman so he could be available for AoD shoots and look for other jobs.

And that's for a guy who starred in a film most people have at least heard of.
Bruce still more or less "made it" because he's charismatic. By this point, he's had countless cameos, VA jobs, and supporting roles, a lead role on a hugely successful high budget seven-season drama, and his own (albeit short-lived) show. To say nothing of his various con appearances. He's still not particularly rich, but he hasn't had to resort to scamming like Wesley.
 
$60 to take pictures with a nobody actor and his golddigging whore of a wife? Fuck that.
Imagine being her, though. Yea, you're a garden variety golddigger who settles for Wil Wheaton. But you eventually realize that far from taking care of you in a life of luxury he's not ever going to be even modestly rich. He's only "famous" as a joke. He's getting less and less manly each year, not that there was ever much to begin with. He cries in his pillow every night due to unresolved daddy issues and he's completely infected with TDS.

I actually pity her. She's good looking enough to have married an LA dentist and probably would have had a better, more opulent life. Probably would be an Orange County Republican, too.

I bet behind closed doors she's miserable.
 
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The trailer for the new Picard show just dropped. Somehow I doubt that Patrick Stewart was begging Wil to sign on as his costar.

They literally don't want him on the show. If Wesley winds up being in it, I'm 100% certain they will recast him.... and I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
 
They literally don't want him on the show. If Wesley winds up being in it, I'm 100% certain they will recast him.... and I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Imagine if they cast that dude who played Adult Wesley for like thirty seconds in that one episode, who despite being ten years older still looks better than Wee Willy.
 
Imagine if they cast that dude who played Adult Wesley for like thirty seconds in that one episode, who despite being ten years older still looks better than Wee Willy.

Here's the thing: Wil is NOT a competent actor by any stretch of the imagination. He was passable as a kid actor, but he never did the work to become a real actor when he hit adulthood. He just expected everything to be handed to him without doing any of the work to get there.
I actually would find it funnier if they hired a B+ lister to play adult Wesley, because Wil would get so extremely butthurt over it. Moreso than if they cast a nobody. Funnier still would be if they hired an actor that Wil was in competition with when he was younger. I think that would be the best case scenario.
 
Here's the thing: Wil is NOT a competent actor by any stretch of the imagination. He was passable as a kid actor, but he never did the work to become a real actor when he hit adulthood. He just expected everything to be handed to him without doing any of the work to get there.
I actually would find it funnier if they hired a B+ lister to play adult Wesley, because Wil would get so extremely butthurt over it. Moreso than if they cast a nobody. Funnier still would be if they hired an actor that Wil was in competition with when he was younger. I think that would be the best case scenario.

Cast Jerry O'Connell and watch Wil livestream his suicide.
 
Imagine if they cast that dude who played Adult Wesley for like thirty seconds in that one episode, who despite being ten years older still looks better than Wee Willy.
LOL

That dude, William Wallace, is, according to IMDB, a distant relative of THE William Wallace. Like, Braveheart himself. They picked a legacy Chad to represent the ultimate beta.

 
I want them to hire Adam Baldwin because he's the guy that came up with the term GamerGate and leans right on the political spectrum, which will piss Wil off.
Plus he's way older than Wil and looks nothing like him so that'd piss him off more.

Dude, it's Woke Trek. Ain't happening.
 
dude from Firefly probably needs work.
Nathan Fillion has mostly just gotten work as "Special Guest Star Nathan Fillion" and that's a fucking travesty.
I want them to hire Adam Baldwin because he's the guy that came up with the term GamerGate and leans right on the political spectrum, which will piss Wil off.
Plus he's way older than Wil and looks nothing like him so that'd piss him off more.

Have any of you seen that picture of Wil's wife posing with Nathan Fillion (I think he's carrying her bride/groom style) with Wil sulking in the corner like the Alpha Cuck that he is? I want this to happen with Wesley Crusher. LOL.
 
Dude, it's Woke Trek. Ain't happening.

Come to think of it, it would actually probably piss Wee Willy off even more if they hired some even bigger virtue signaler he-feminist to play Wesley. See, if they hire someone who's not on the Right Side of History, Wee Willy can start reeeeing about how he's being screwed over by the vast right-wing conspiracy and accusing the replacement of being a Nazi.

But if it's someone higher up the totem pole than him, he'd have no choice but to grit his teeth and force a grin and bear it.

Hell the ultimate way to piss him off would be to say that he underwent some sort of a genetic flux while out and about with the Traveler, and now Wesley Crusher is a black woman. Wee Willy would be forced to act happy about being replaced.
 
Come to think of it, it would actually probably piss Wee Willy off even more if they hired some even bigger virtue signaler he-feminist to play Wesley. See, if they hire someone who's not on the Right Side of History, Wee Willy can start reeeeing about how he's being screwed over by the vast right-wing conspiracy and accusing the replacement of being a Nazi.

But if it's someone higher up the totem pole than him, he'd have no choice but to grit his teeth and force a grin and bear it.

Hell the ultimate way to piss him off would be to say that he underwent some sort of a genetic flux while out and about with the Traveler, and now Wesley Crusher is a black woman. Wee Willy would be forced to act happy about being replaced.

Just cast a woman and say Wesley was trans, and thanks to treknobabble he looks like an actual woman instead of a mutilated freakshow.
 
Bruce still more or less "made it" because he's charismatic. By this point, he's had countless cameos, VA jobs, and supporting roles, a lead role on a hugely successful high budget seven-season drama, and his own (albeit short-lived) show. To say nothing of his various con appearances. He's still not particularly rich, but he hasn't had to resort to scamming like Wesley.

Campbell's had better luck and got enough traction to be able to negotiate himself better contracts. Campbell also had very moderate and humble goals - he just wanted to act and have fun, not to be some big hollywood douche. He has also been married to the same lady for 29 years, so he wasn't out to pound as much casting couch thot poon as he could.

I was just using him as a case-in-point that your average actor doesn't earn crazy money.

OT/PL:
Industry Relative has said that a lot of it is individual intelligence and contract. If you're smart, you make sure to get some sort of residuals/royalities, even if its laughably small, even if it means you get paid less. If you do that and keep a toe in, after 20-30 years those tiny ass checks add up, and this is how a lot of bit part players end up kicking back living an upper-middle class life style when they're 40-50, and some bigger names end up bankrupt and having to work normie jobs or do embarassing shill ads.

Music industry is roughly the same, where you just keep trying to get byline and a small nibble of the royalties, and if you keepit up for 30 years, you're now getting 5 figure checks every month for doing nothing.
You can also gather up those royalty rights and sell them for a lump-sum. I had a neighbor who was a song writer you'd never heard of but did some work on a few songs on platinum albums and a byline on few number one singles; he sold his royalty catalog for multi-tens of millions.

Before you get too excited, remember almost zero of these people have 401Ks.
 
Here's the thing: Wil is NOT a competent actor by any stretch of the imagination. He was passable as a kid actor, but he never did the work to become a real actor when he hit adulthood.

He wasn't even that good as a child actor in the one movie he more or less starred in: Stand By Me. In that, he was completely overshadowed by River Phoenix, who was obviously brilliant even at 15.
 
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