💼 Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

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  • Wil "Soyboy" Wheaton

  • Felicia "Crybaby" Day

  • That shotgun’s looking pretty good right about now...

  • Just shut the fuck up Wesley

  • Felicia blew me for this vote


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Wee Willy'd have to work for free to get on that show and I doubt his ego could take that, despite how desperately he craves the validation.
That would require enough people to want him on the show in the first place. Though I wouldn't put it past Wil to swear that his reoccurring guest role on Big Bang Theory is proof that the demand is there.
 
Why? All he's got is a few web shows, a halfassed craft beer label, and a couple of books nobody bought. I'm sure they weren't paying him real star money for Eureka or Big Bang Theory, and even if they had the dumbass probably squandered it all away as soon as he got it. Probably half the professional youtubers out there have a better net worth than he does just because they've done a better job building their brand and diversifying their merch and portfolios.

He's also the go-to audiobook narrator for a bunch of woke soyboy stories, like Ready Player One and noted kool-aid drinking SJW John Scalzi.

NARRATED BY NERD HERO WIL WHEATON is a sure sign that I need to avoid that book and probably author's entire body of work. Somewhat unfortunate as he's apparently pretty good at it, having won some awards, but if there was something I was interested in,I'd buy the bookrather than give Whaton any royalties.
 
He's also the go-to audiobook narrator for a bunch of woke soyboy stories, like Ready Player One and noted kool-aid drinking SJW John Scalzi.

NARRATED BY NERD HERO WIL WHEATON is a sure sign that I need to avoid that book and probably author's entire body of work. Somewhat unfortunate as he's apparently pretty good at it, having won some awards, but if there was something I was interested in,I'd buy the bookrather than give Whaton any royalties.
His voice isn’t pleasant to listen to. It’s bad enough having to hear it in 22-45 minute bursts on TV, imagine subjecting yourself to that for fifteen fucking hours.
 
Why? All he's got is a few web shows, a halfassed craft beer label, and a couple of books nobody bought. I'm sure they weren't paying him real star money for Eureka or Big Bang Theory, and even if they had the dumbass probably squandered it all away as soon as he got it. Probably half the professional youtubers out there have a better net worth than he does just because they've done a better job building their brand and diversifying their merch and portfolios.
Probably hit the nail on the head with the squandering. As pathetic as his career has been it seems impossible for him not to have at least EARNED a few million. But as you say he probably pissed it away. I can also see his "feminist" wife being a real spendthrift shopaholic, too. We all know SJW's are into projection, and I bet she spends money on stuff that the woke feminist playbook would rule verboten.
 
Probably hit the nail on the head with the squandering. As pathetic as his career has been it seems impossible for him not to have at least EARNED a few million. But as you say he probably pissed it away. I can also see his "feminist" wife being a real spendthrift shopaholic, too. We all know SJW's are into projection, and I bet she spends money on stuff that the woke feminist playbook would rule verboten.

It's important to remember that not all actors get paid big money, and that TV actors especially getting rich off of their popular shows is a relatively recent phenomenon. Like yeah if the show was named after you, and you negotiated your contract right, you could get a massive payday, but Wee Willy was never that popular or that central, and by the time TNG was popular enough that he could have renegotiated for better money he'd been written off the show. And as said, he was basically an overglorified cameo in Eureka and Big Bang Theory, they weren't going to be paying him six figures an episode, and I doubt he got royalties.

He's definitely squandering the money, too... not just on himself, but on the aforementioned idiot ventures like the web shows and craft beer and whatnot. If you look at them without the goggles of seeing him as "nerd king" you see them for what they are, a series of get rich quick schemes, which have of course all failed to do exactly that. He's basically become the oaf brother-in-law character from a sitcom.
 
His residuals for Wesley crusher probably aren't even enough to keep him in soylent.

Celebritynetworth.com has him at half a million.

Seems high.

Edit to remind everyone his wife is a cosmetologist and failed actress so she ain't helping.
 
I hope they name drop him in like every other episode but never put him on screen.

Or have Wesley asked Picard for help, an old Jean Luc is like lol no I'm on Risa you tard, go ask your dad, oops.

That would be great. They could have Picard shout “Shut up Wesley” at someone off screen every episode. And never show him.
 
That would be great. They could have Picard shout “Shut up Wesley” at someone off screen every episode. And never show him.

Have him appear in the show regularly. Or rather, an urn full of his ashes, which Picard can occasionally touch with a mournful sigh as he recalls the past. It can be a space urn, if you like, made out of shitty plastic with pointless lights and stuff.
 
Edit to remind everyone his wife is a cosmetologist and failed actress so she ain't helping.
Also, amateur counselor and psychologist to her manbaby husband. Note how her tweet seems like it could have been in reference to a 6-year old boy.
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And failed actress? You tell me who else could have pulled off "airline passenger" from Sharknado 2 and get back to me.
 
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Have him appear in the show regularly. Or rather, an urn full of his ashes, which Picard can occasionally touch with a mournful sigh as he recalls the past. It can be a space urn, if you like, made out of shitty plastic with pointless lights and stuff.

Nah, they're spending a fuckton of money on this show hoping to save their streaming service. It's got special effects on par with the preboot films.

So it'd be a cool metal urn that projected a hologram of Wesley that alternated with his date of death. Except the camera would only ever show the hologram from behind so it's just the back of his head, so that they don't have to pay Wee Willy for image usage.
 
There’s a convention coming to a nearby town and not only will Wil Wheaton be there but his wife will be too. He and his wife are charging $60/photo individually. I’m puzzled why his wife will be there and charging for autographs and photos. I’d never heard of her before they got married, is she just riding on his negligible coat tails and charging because she fucks Wil Wheaton?
 
I’d never heard of her before they got married, is she just riding on his negligible coat tails and charging because she fucks Wil Wheaton?

Eeeeyup.

Basically by including her in that they're trying to emotionally blackmail their fans, especially the socjust ones. "Oh, you'll pay $60 for an autographed photo of me, someone whose merch might be theoretically marketable once I kak it, but you won't pay $60 for my equally wonderful wife's? What are you, a misogynist?"

Because it's either that level of manipulation, or they're just sincerely deluded enough to think anyone gives a fuck about her simply because she's married to him. They're either cynically gaming their demographic, or they're narcissistic dumbasses, there is no third option.
 
Eeeeyup.

Basically by including her in that they're trying to emotionally blackmail their fans, especially the socjust ones. "Oh, you'll pay $60 for an autographed photo of me, someone whose merch might be theoretically marketable once I kak it, but you won't pay $60 for my equally wonderful wife's? What are you, a misogynist?"

Because it's either that level of manipulation, or they're just sincerely deluded enough to think anyone gives a fuck about her simply because she's married to him. They're either cynically gaming their demographic, or they're narcissistic dumbasses, there is no third option.

If Ann Wheaton were to charge sixty bucks for something, photographs wouldn't have been my first guess.
 
There’s a convention coming to a nearby town and not only will Wil Wheaton be there but his wife will be too. He and his wife are charging $60/photo individually. I’m puzzled why his wife will be there and charging for autographs and photos. I’d never heard of her before they got married, is she just riding on his negligible coat tails and charging because she fucks Wil Wheaton?
When you get up to her table say "I know it's $60 for a picture, but how much to go round-the-world?" loud enough for Wil to hear.

This bitch has a blue checkmark on Twitter. For what? Seriously? Fucking a complete Z-lister?
 
When you get up to her table say "I know it's $60 for a picture, but how much to go round-the-world?" loud enough for Wil to hear.

This bitch has a blue checkmark on Twitter. For what? Seriously? Fucking a complete Z-lister?

Weren't blue checkmarks easier to get a few years ago? I feel like a lot of exceedingly marginal celebrities have been grandfathered in *coughBobChipmancough*.
 
It's important to remember that not all actors get paid big money, and that TV actors especially getting rich off of their popular shows is a relatively recent phenomenon. Like yeah if the show was named after you, and you negotiated your contract right, you could get a massive payday, but Wee Willy was never that popular or that central, and by the time TNG was popular enough that he could have renegotiated for better money he'd been written off the show. And as said, he was basically an overglorified cameo in Eureka and Big Bang Theory, they weren't going to be paying him six figures an episode, and I doubt he got royalties.

He's definitely squandering the money, too... not just on himself, but on the aforementioned idiot ventures like the web shows and craft beer and whatnot. If you look at them without the goggles of seeing him as "nerd king" you see them for what they are, a series of get rich quick schemes, which have of course all failed to do exactly that. He's basically become the oaf brother-in-law character from a sitcom.

Per Industry Relative, this is accurate.
And its not even TV, its movies too Unless you are the top .01% in hollywood talent, you are making about normie wages when it all averages out and you subtract shit like Agent commission and SAG dues. The reason people put up with it for the perks - fame & the associated benefits it brings.
I know everyone's like 'LAWL Oh yeah famous Wil Wheaton', but if you believe Wil would have gotten his wife to marry him if he hadn't been Wesley Crusher, you're high.

There is also a good chance Wil is making side money not just doing conventions but also doing menial jobs for the Film industry.
The tl;dr is that Hollywood is this fucked up alternate world of feudal fiefdoms and petty bickering. You can't just bring outsiders in to do a lot of the work (especially involving actors) because they won't 'get it' and will make a huge gaff. So when you need to do something like "do a preread with people at casting calls to weed out the complete incompetents" or "tell the scriptwriter their draft sucks", or even "act as a unit of measure to help the set builder block out where things go", they usually like bring in some z-listers with a few appearances under their belt because they know how things work. (also because they are never tied up in anything for longer than a day, always hungry for work, and will work for peanuts because its 'exposure')



Bruce Campbell talks about this with Army of Darkness, where he netted about $200,000 in 1990s dollars for his role - which was a good chunk of change. Except shopping and shooting the film tool four years, and he had to be available for dubbing and reshoots, so that ended up being $50,000/year; not povery house money, but not amazing either. He also had to wait for the movie to be released to see a portion of that, so while Raimi was fighting with the studio Campbell had to get a job as a night watchman so he could be available for AoD shoots and look for other jobs.

And that's for a guy who starred in a film most people have at least heard of.

His voice isn’t pleasant to listen to. It’s bad enough having to hear it in 22-45 minute bursts on TV, imagine subjecting yourself to that for fifteen fucking hours.

Good to know.
 
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