Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

The whole thing about too many porgs at GE, for whatever reason (I assume autism or alcohol-related brain damage) makes me think of the Boatmurdered playthrough for Dwarf Fortress, and the one guy ranting about 'look how many fucking elephants we have!'. Except in this case, it's 'if you like fucking porgs, have we got a show for you.'
Unlike Boatmurdered though the Porg spam was intentional. Elephants kept spawning in and the Dwarves had to deal with their evil ways, killing them with magma eventually. Meanwhile Disney was trying to make a marketable mascot (since they wanted something like the minons/ewoks and BB-8 was radioactive in terms of sold stuff) they lied about not being marketable by pretending they CGI'ed out puffins. They invited that spam in and now drown in them because no one fucking wants Porgs.

Even the dopey middle aged moms who also love minions AND porgs don't buy them.
 
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guys you don't get it, ST is the second coming of jesus
it cured my depression and empowered my girlfriend
but uh
it's just a movie so don't think about it
What kind of an excuse is that? Sure, every fictional film is meant only for re-creation and entertainment, yet everything that makes a good flick (story, characters, setting, dialog, music, costumes etc.) is terribly fucked up in TLJ.
 
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"As I've gone along, people will come to me and say, "We got the licensing from George Lucas to make these socks." So my daughter can walk around on my face. I was shopping at Williams-Sonoma, and they're selling little sticks of Princess Leia that you put in your cupcake. Who wouldn't need those? I paid for it. How much money could I have made from all this stuff? I don't want to know. It's too upsetting. Yet funny. For example, I found out recently that I am a type of marijuana. A friend of my daughter's actually went to one of those medical places, and she told me there was a type of marijuana named Princess Leia. I never liked marijuana, so the fact that I'm a type of marijuana is ironic."
Wow, Harrison Ford didn't age at ALL at least early on. Fisher comments on him being 33 when ANH was made -- I had him pegged in his mid twenties, obviously older than Hamill but not much older.

But yeah. Likenesses and merchandising weren't really a thing back in '77. No matter what you might think of Lucas, he clearly had an eye for what might be.
 
What kind of an excuse is that? Sure, every fictional film is meant only for re-creation and entertainment, yet everything that makes a good flick (story, characters, setting, dialog, music, costumes etc.) is terribly fucked up in TLJ.
That's the point though. The people who support TLJ celebrate it as the best movie ever made and call it flawless, but the moment you point out the massive flaws they try to dissuade any criticism by stating it's just a silly movie. They just want to have their cake and eat it, too.
At times, they will claim that the flaws aren't that important or that they personally didn't care about the flaw (never mind how this in itself disproves their previous claim). When you point out that the flaws are massive and start to explain them (like the ridiculous lightspeed ramming maneuver), they will accuse you of overthinking.

It's hypocritical, but at least it amuses me to think that merely being able to grasp the most basic of concepts seems to bring these people to the brink of their mental capacities.
 
That's the point though. The people who support TLJ celebrate it as the best movie ever made and call it flawless, but the moment you point out the massive flaws they try to dissuade any criticism by stating it's just a silly movie. They just want to have their cake and eat it, too.
At times, they will claim that the flaws aren't that important or that they personally didn't care about the flaw (never mind how this in itself disproves their previous claim). When you point out that the flaws are massive and start to explain them (like the ridiculous lightspeed ramming maneuver), they will accuse you of overthinking.

It's hypocritical, but at least it amuses me to think that merely being able to grasp the most basic of concepts seems to bring these people to the brink of their mental capacities.
Next time you see a TLJ shiller online, tell them The Godfather is better than that movie and see what their reaction will be.
 
Just saw an advert for the Star Wars park in Florida.

Ambiguously brown girl says she's been waiting her 'whole life' for this, flies the Falcon.

I'm pressing X to doubt with the thumb of an angry God. I guarantee there are very few girls who fail the brown bag test who want to roleplay as "Han Solo", or as the "Black Rocketeer" or as "Black Ironman", or as any distaff version of a character primarily aimed at white men. Most black women I know either don't care about nerd shit aimed at guys (and if they do, it's Weeb shit like Naruto, Power Rangers, etc.) Deranged movie producers just really WANT black females to gush over boy nerd franchises because they feel black women are the literal opposite of their hated enemy: unwoke white men. Black women tend to vote and behave in blocs, so if you can get one on board liking something, you'll probably get 95 percent of her friends to do so as well.

Disney would have done better just to make a Steven Universe/Cal Arts theme park if they wanted to appeal to the Tumblr demographic.
 
Oh fuck, the park is dead!
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But this leads to some very bittersweet news: employees and cast members are getting laid off or fewer hours... And there's rumors of Kat's Kettle (the shitty popcorn shop) possibly closing down.

Also here's a quote that was posted on twitter from an interview with one of the imagineers (Scott Trowbridge) who designed this shit hole explaining why they didn't use any familiar locations.
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“The answer really is we know those places and we know those stories that happen there and we know that we’re not in them,” said Walt Disney Imagineering portfolio creative executive Scott Trowbridge. “Black Spire Outpost is an opportunity that’s designed from the very get go to be a place that invites exploration and discovery. A place that invites us to become a character in the world of Star Wars. And to the extent that we want to, to participate in the stories of Star Wars.”

Yes, let visitors participate by not actually letting them participate or roleplay. Brilliant planning there.

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"We wanted a theme park that's not a memory of someone else's Star Wars. We've already seen those stories, and we're not part of those stories."

Disney and Lucasfilm once again showing their pretentious arrogance. Not wanting to use a location from pre-Disney SW simply because its not theirs. Fucking unbelievable. How stupid can one company be to allow this to happen? This is made only more embarrassing by tainting SW's legacy even further and having it get owned by Harry fucking Potter.

2.8 billion dollars down the drain!
 
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I don't understand the point of these reputation scanners. Do they really think that it's what kids want?

"We wanted a theme park that's not a memory of someone else's Star Wars. We've already seen those stories, and we're not part of those stories."
The arrogance... holy shit.
Kids want to see Vader, Kenobi, Luke, Han, Leia, not a creepy black girl in an orange jacket.
 
Oh fuck, the park is dead!
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But this leads to some very bittersweet news: employees and cast members are getting laid off or fewer hours... And there's rumors of Kat's Kettle (the shitty popcorn shop) possibly closing down.

Also here's a quote that was posted on twitter from an interview with one of the imagineers (Scott Trowbridge) who designed this shit hole explaining why they didn't use any familiar locations.
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“The answer really is we know those places and we know those stories that happen there and we know that we’re not in them,” said Walt Disney Imagineering portfolio creative executive Scott Trowbridge. “Black Spire Outpost is an opportunity that’s designed from the very get go to be a place that invites exploration and discovery. A place that invites us to become a character in the world of Star Wars. And to the extent that we want to, to participate in the stories of Star Wars.”

Yes, let visitors participate by not actually letting them participate or roleplay. Brilliant planning there.

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"We wanted a theme park that's not a memory of someone else's Star Wars. We've already seen those stories, and we're not part of those stories."

Disney and Lucasfilm once again showing their pretentious arrogance. Not wanting to use a location from pre-Disney SW simply because its not theirs. Fucking unbelievable. How stupid can one company be to allow this to happen? This is made only more embarrassing by tainting SW's legacy even further and having it get owned by Harry fucking Potter.

2.8 billion dollars down the drain!
Disney: "Now who would want to see places they know from movies, that's just silly"

Universal Studios *raking money in from Harry Potter World*: "Yeah, yeah, stick with that, great plan. Do it."
 
Oh fuck, the park is dead!
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But this leads to some very bittersweet news: employees and cast members are getting laid off or fewer hours... And there's rumors of Kat's Kettle (the shitty popcorn shop) possibly closing down.

Also here's a quote that was posted on twitter from an interview with one of the imagineers (Scott Trowbridge) who designed this shit hole explaining why they didn't use any familiar locations.
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“The answer really is we know those places and we know those stories that happen there and we know that we’re not in them,” said Walt Disney Imagineering portfolio creative executive Scott Trowbridge. “Black Spire Outpost is an opportunity that’s designed from the very get go to be a place that invites exploration and discovery. A place that invites us to become a character in the world of Star Wars. And to the extent that we want to, to participate in the stories of Star Wars.”

Yes, let visitors participate by not actually letting them participate or roleplay. Brilliant planning there.

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"We wanted a theme park that's not a memory of someone else's Star Wars. We've already seen those stories, and we're not part of those stories."

Disney and Lucasfilm once again showing their pretentious arrogance. Not wanting to use a location from pre-Disney SW simply because its not theirs. Fucking unbelievable. How stupid can one company be to allow this to happen? This is made only more embarrassing by tainting SW's legacy even further and having it get owned by Harry fucking Potter.

2.8 billion dollars down the drain!

Pretentious is exactly the word, just insane.

However while California's may be a bust, it remains to be seen for Florida's, what's your prediction on the popularity of that one? (I know they're the same, but the location might make a difference)
 
Pretentious is exactly the word, just insane.

However while California's may be a bust, it remains to be seen for Florida's, what's your prediction on the popularity of that one? (I know they're the same, but the location might make a difference)
Depends. Disney World seems a lot busier than Disneyland, simply because it's bigger. So initially it will have a bigger pool of suckers to draw from. It might even have two rides when it opens ( :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic: ), butsome of the issues are pretty much baked into the concept.

People will be disappointed when they realize there is nothing familiar. Apparently the lightsabers are cheaper garbage than the light-up LED sticks you get at zoos/night ball games/outdoor events. Running out of the few overpriced items people want. Soy milk.

It might stay busy longer because of the greater number of tourists, but if it's identical it still doesn't have anything that makes you want to come back.
 
I don't understand the point of these reputation scanners. Do they really think that it's what kids want?
So the bullshit scanners finally arrived. If you recall I mentioned that one of the supposed promises of the park was to keep track of your reputation which would be used to increase your "immersion" by making it so meet&greets like nu-troopers and nu-rebels at the park would talk to you differently based on your reputation as well as giving you discounts based on the level of your reputation. But if you had incredibly low reputation characters would treat you like shit and if you have low reputation and have the worst score on the shitty falcon ride, a nikto bounty hunter will start harassing you at the cantina (which I said before sounds like a really bad idea that while neat could result in some exceptional drama if they have your actors treat certain spergs the wrong way). Yeah, this will certainly go over well if they still plan to make it work like that... Just tear this shit down and use a familiar location Disney and make it actually fun ffs.

Pretentious is exactly the word, just insane.

However while California's may be a bust, it remains to be seen for Florida's, what's your prediction on the popularity of that one? (I know they're the same, but the location might make a difference)
I can see it having a big opening day much like this park but if their Kylo Ren ride is open the first day, that might actually keep people somewhat more interested since the Falcon ride is no longer the only fucking ride. If not, the Florida park might end up being worse once people realize the outrageous prices, the shitty $200 lightsabers that break with even the slightest smack (seriously just buy an ultrasaber instead, at least that's worth the money and your handle won't fall to pieces), the fact that the park isn't actually part of any known location in SW and most importantly, that aside from Dok Ondar and the pirate dude, there are no real familiar aliens at this park or any interesting meet&greets. Sure, Rey's meet&greet is nice and all but the fact is kids and most adults aren't clamoring to meet with her or the nu-troopers. And only teen girls and middle aged spinsters (the Twilight demographic) are interested in Kylo Ren.

But on a side note, I can't wait for Wookieepedia to add Florida Man to their fucking site in the inevitable disaster.

Also this video I saw put a lot of things into perspective for me that I hadn't realized before.
Since GE opened, Disney raised their prices even more with even tighter security measures following it which might've turned the more economically inclined away, which is why not just GE, but even Disneyland is not as full as it was before GE. Disney is apparently reporting record-breaking low numbers which is leading to the possibility of discounts, Disney begging people to come back on their sites and using the Pete's dragon parade to attract people to Galaxy's Edge. If they have that dragon go through their SW land that sure as fuck will kill their shitty immersion gimmick. I can't wait to see nu-Wookieepedia try to incorporate Pete's dragon to their site. Anyway yeah, looks like employees are getting the boot or shorter hours because of this idiotic and arrogant blunder and there are employees popping up on Twitter talking about their shit getting fucked by the mouse. I guess we can expect that Tell All book sooner than expected.
 
Since GE opened, Disney raised their prices even more with even tighter security measures following it which might've turned the more economically inclined away, which is why not just GE, but even Disneyland is not as full as it was before GE. Disney is apparently reporting record-breaking low numbers which is leading to the possibility of discounts,
Disney was already expensive as fuck. A 1 day ticket now (peak times) is $149.00. That's without fast pass or anything else. If you get a 4 day ticket it goes "down" to $81/per day. Or $324 per person.

Universal Studios Hollywood is $129 for a 1 day ticket. Orlando is $115 for 1 day. Disney World is probably held low at $125 by Universal Studios.

And I thought Cedar Point was pricey at the gate of $73 for 1 day.
 
This is a bit off topic, but interestedly, I heard there were rumors DreamWorks was originally competing with Fox for the distribution rights for the prequels back in the 90s. If this were true and DreamWorks won them over Fox, I would be interested in selling how Disney would react to having to get them from Paramount (who would have the rights to episodes 1-3 since they bought DreamWorks in 2005).
 
I don't understand the point of these reputation scanners. Do they really think that it's what kids want?


The arrogance... holy shit.
Kids want to see Vader, Kenobi, Luke, Han, Leia, not a creepy black girl in an orange jacket.
I can't even....How the fuck can a company be this out of touch and arrogant?

I hope Bob Iger's successor goes scorched earth on this shit.
 
Oh fuck, the park is dead!
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But this leads to some very bittersweet news: employees and cast members are getting laid off or fewer hours... And there's rumors of Kat's Kettle (the shitty popcorn shop) possibly closing down.

Also here's a quote that was posted on twitter from an interview with one of the imagineers (Scott Trowbridge) who designed this shit hole explaining why they didn't use any familiar locations.
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“The answer really is we know those places and we know those stories that happen there and we know that we’re not in them,” said Walt Disney Imagineering portfolio creative executive Scott Trowbridge. “Black Spire Outpost is an opportunity that’s designed from the very get go to be a place that invites exploration and discovery. A place that invites us to become a character in the world of Star Wars. And to the extent that we want to, to participate in the stories of Star Wars.”

Yes, let visitors participate by not actually letting them participate or roleplay. Brilliant planning there.

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"We wanted a theme park that's not a memory of someone else's Star Wars. We've already seen those stories, and we're not part of those stories."

Disney and Lucasfilm once again showing their pretentious arrogance. Not wanting to use a location from pre-Disney SW simply because its not theirs. Fucking unbelievable. How stupid can one company be to allow this to happen? This is made only more embarrassing by tainting SW's legacy even further and having it get owned by Harry fucking Potter.

2.8 billion dollars down the drain!
This would be funny if it didn't want to make me cry for the wasted money and wasted potential. Backstory? Backstory? Disney, you pack of morons, how is ANYONE supposed to get into the backstory?

And while it's nice to have an original setting, you have to have something for people's fandoms to anchor to, and you fucked it up nice and hard. You were so damn eager to promote the sequel crap, you completely forgot the reason the sequels existed in the first place!

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“The answer really is we know those places and we know those stories that happen there and we know that we’re not in them,” said Walt Disney Imagineering portfolio creative executive Scott Trowbridge.
Fuck me. Scott, look at me. Watch me. The whole point of a park and setting like this is to imagine yourself in those places and stories.

You don't even get THAT right.

Holy fuck. @GeneralFriendliness, is there any chance that we're looking at a 'Producers' style scam here or something? I cannot believe these people, who presumably have YEARS in the goddamn entertainment park industry, can fuck this up this badly.
 
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