DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

Yeah him pulling the depression card is pretty great. It's really all self-inflicted on his part. Shit diet, frequent drinking, not exercising, no sunlight, isolation and getting no sleep was the reason for him to pull the depression card. Which is why people who have depression or have been through it are pissed off.

Even if it was legitimate you know he'd never take any real steps to help himself. People would be on his sadsack streams throwing quarters at him so he'd read their advice about seeing a therapist or talking to his parents or Kat and he'd just call them idiots before going back to crying about how horrible his life is.

You know why you feel like shit every day, Phil? That's the weight of your precious legacy pressing down on your spine, hour after hour, week after crushing week. You've piled so much horseshit onto your own shoulders that you're breaking under it and yet you continue to slap more on. More negativity, more bitterness, more dishonesty and humiliation, and all for what? Another day spent in pajamas and idleness? The fleeting sense of superiority over people who have richer lives than you apparently dream of?

You're a walking cautionary tale of the sunk-cost fallacy, Phil. You can't ever stop. You couldn't if you wanted to. You manacled yourself to a foul loveseat and a sweaty controller out of a fear of failure and labor and traded health for a moderately middle-class lifestyle. You're every miserable American stereotype from the last sixty years. All that's changed is the drapes. And I firmly believe that the realization of that fact is never clearer in your mind than when something dramatic befalls one of your colleagues, because that's when it hits closest to home. That's why you have to gloat over their failures, or draw comparisons between their real tragedies and your false ones.

Your life is killing you, and you can't make it stop.

 

[Regulas]

I remember in past videos Leanna would mock Phil by saying "You're not fulfilling my feminine wiles", or something like that. It was basically her way of telling him that he has a woman under his care, and that she was looking to him for guidance/support/leadership/love. In other words, a man, but she couldn't articulate it. Unfortunately, she picked the worst man in the world for such a role. I knew as soon as she started working, she'd meet some guy and Phil would get cucked. IIRC wasn't there something about her texting Phil saying "YES, I'M WITH HIM TONIGHT"?

 

[whereicantfollow]

Imagine being a 35 year old man who has a 20 year old chick who WANTS to fuck and you pass it up to play video games. Only to get cucked later. I wonder if Phil thinks about Leanna the one time a year he bangs it out with the soulmaid.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Imagine being a 35 year old man who has a 20 year old chick who WANTS to fuck and you pass it up to play video games. Only to get cucked later. I wonder if Phil thinks about Leanna the one time a year he bangs it out with the soulmaid.

I'm not a betting man, but I dare bet he's not over Panda yet.

 

[Salubrious]

I'm not a betting man, but I dare bet he's not over Panda yet.

It depends on what you mean by "over".

Leanna leaving caused DSP to suffer a narcissistic injury. DSP had a script of how his life is supposed to go, and Leanna went off script by exercising free will. Like I mentioned earlier, not only did DSP essentially unperson Leanna, but he immediately got Kat to fill the Leanna role.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

It depends on what you mean by "over".

Leanna leaving caused DSP to suffer a narcissistic injury. DSP had a script of how his life is supposed to go, and Leanna went off script by exercising free will. Like I mentioned earlier, not only did DSP essentially unperson Leanna, but he immediately got Kat to fill the Leanna role.

Freud would have a field day analyzing the Pig. He has such blatant mommy issues that it borders on some oedipus shit the way he wants a mom that will take care of him but also fuck him.

 

[draculapenis]

Freud would have a field day analyzing the Pig. He has such blatant mommy issues that it borders on some oedipus shit the way he wants a mom that will take care of him but also fuck him.

She should have just bought him that fucking wolverine toy

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

She should have just bought him that fucking wolverine toy

Now nothing will ease Phill's pain. Not even 1000 wolverine toys but if you constantly give him money, he'll consider it

 

[actually]

You're a walking cautionary tale of the sunk-cost fallacy, Phil. You can't ever stop. You couldn't if you wanted to. You manacled yourself to a foul loveseat and a sweaty controller out of a fear of failure and labor and traded health for a moderately middle-class lifestyle. You're every miserable American stereotype from the last sixty years. All that's changed is the drapes. And I firmly believe that the realization of that fact is never clearer in your mind than when something dramatic befalls one of your colleagues, because that's when it hits closest to home. That's why you have to gloat over their failures, or draw comparisons between their real tragedies and your false ones.

The funny thing is that he could fix it. If he sold the WAKhando now, he could use the profits to do a few different things, depending on the exact situation. But he could definitely pay off some of his high interest debts, reducing his monthly outlays (+$1500 he would have from not having the WAKhando mortgage), and if he would just spend a few months in the CT condo, he could easily save up several thousand dollars and put a down payment on something more reasonable to live in. Then pay down the CT condo until the bank will agree to sell it.

He'd be set, but he'd have to marginally sacrifice.

 

[neger psykolog]

I watched DSP's recent prestream about Etika and his complaining about how his Halloween stream with Kat caused issues, and although I'm not bothered enough to bring up more quotes than I have, I do very much remember prior to Kat's "official reveal" that many members of KF, Twitter and more significantly DSP's own fanbase repeatedly mentioning, either on his forums/Twitter/Twitch and legitimately warning him about the potential consequences of parading around Kat in the way that he did and that he was acting in a way that would ultimately result in trouble. He was warned that his actions would only ever result in harm towards his "soulmate" and disregarded every single one of them. Much like most of the constructive criticism anyone attempts to provide towards his streams, he ignored all of it.

This happened to such an extent I created a thread in December 2017 because Phil couldn't shut up about it:

Purely because Phil continuously shares information about his new love interest (which he said he wouldn't do) and because people keep posting about it despite my best efforts to prevent random people being accused of having gout this thread is being created.

Even after all of this, as well as an entire catfishing empire inadvertantly being exposed, everyone possible still repeatedly warned him to avoid what he was doing, saying how stupid it was for him to try and claim stuff like her identity was protected or that he'd taken "measures" to prevent her from being found, but he obviously ignored all of it (I guess because he's DSP).

The reason the Halloween stream "situation" happened is purely down to DSP's own actions and ignoring his own fans warnings surrounding his introduction of Kat. He had multiple opportunities to actually listen to his own fans about trying to create drama behind Kat's introduction and he ignored all of it repeatedly.

 

[Forbidden Math]

The funny thing is that he could fix it. If he sold the WAKhando now, he could use the profits to do a few different things, depending on the exact situation. But he could definitely pay off some of his high interest debts, reducing his monthly outlays (+$1500 he would have from not having the WAKhando mortgage), and if he would just spend a few months in the CT condo, he could easily save up several thousand dollars and put a down payment on something more reasonable to live in. Then pay down the CT condo until the bank will agree to sell it.

He'd be set, but he'd have to marginally sacrifice.

All he would need to do is learn to take an L.



So basically he'll never do it.

 

[OneDaySon]

What didn't help the Halloween situation is that he said in many prestreams before the show that Kat had something to do later on so would be there for less than half the stream. She was there for less than half the stream.
DSP talks too much.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

It depends on what you mean by "over".

Leanna leaving caused DSP to suffer a narcissistic injury. DSP had a script of how his life is supposed to go, and Leanna went off script by exercising free will. Like I mentioned earlier, not only did DSP essentially unperson Leanna, but he immediately got Kat to fill the Leanna role.

When Phil publicly announced that he and Leanna were no longer a couple, remember that E V E R Y O N E made fun of him for it. He of course made it worse for himself by denying she was gone after the Hospital Saga when people noticed Leanna wasn't making any more appearances before he finally had to tell the truth. I'm sure he thought people would feel sorry for him and give him the pity party he wanted, but his ego was so hurt by the mockery that the next day after the announcement he was talking to Kat via DMs on Twitter. Within a month of them talking, Phil was flying Kat to his condo, despite the fact that she was already in a relationship. This was ironic and hypocritical because Phil heavily implied that Leanna cheated on him, or in his words "did something mean to hurt me." Phil's needs come first, he doesn't care who has to get hurt. It's pretty funny how Phil rapidly accelerated his shitty relationship with boring, nothing to offer Kat just to stroke his ego when he does absolutely nothing to help himself in every other aspect of his life. You can call Phil lazy, out of touch, stuck in the past, stubborn, a dirty pig, a beggar, etc. and it doesn't phase him, but call him an incel and watch how fast he gets off his ass to do something about that. Phil has some serious issues with how he views women.

 

[JackDavis]

I remember in past videos Leanna would mock Phil by saying "You're not fulfilling my feminine wiles", or something like that. It was basically her way of telling him that he has a woman under his care, and that she was looking to him for guidance/support/leadership/love. In other words, a man, but she couldn't articulate it. Unfortunately, she picked the worst man in the world for such a role. I knew as soon as she started working, she'd meet some guy and Phil would get cucked.

No, Phil said she was distracting him while he was playing Nier Automata to which she replied "Well excuse me! I'm sorry my feminine wiles are distracting to you as a man!"

IIRC wasn't there something about her texting Phil saying "YES, I'M WITH HIM TONIGHT"?

This was the #WheresLeanna saga. Phil asks her "Where you going? Going to uhh..." "Downtown, I'm meeting him at 3:30." "So you'll be back for dinner?"

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

This was the #WheresLeanna saga. Phil asks her "Where you going? Going to uhh..." "Downtown, I'm meeting him at 3:30." "So you'll be back for dinner?"

Phil got cucked by some guy, so he had absolutely zero issues when it came to messing with Subaru Man and cucking him. If it happens to Phil it's a tragedy, but if he does it it's no big deal guy, relax.
Classic Phil, never change.

 

[Regulas]

This was the #WheresLeanna saga. Phil asks her "Where you going? Going to uhh..." "Downtown, I'm meeting him at 3:30." "So you'll be back for dinner?"

That's fucking hilarious. Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

He'd be set, but he'd have to marginally sacrifice.

That'd never happen, because Phil is too comfortable living the way he lives. He complains about the lack of money, the trolls, the bad online rep, and all the other khantent creators doing way better than he is. But he gets to live a child's fantasy of sitting around playing video games while his man-jaw girlfriend cooks and cleans for him. Sacrificing would mean leaving all that behind and venturing into a world that offers him nothing in return and doesn't shield him from outside criticism.

A big part of growing up (at least to me) is that it takes losing something to force you to make big changes in your life. And so far, he's lost nothing. Taxes are coming up? Just beg mommy to pay $4000 for you. Caught masturbating on a livestream? Just laugh it off and deny it forever. Do something fuck up on Twitch like threaten to beat up a kid for making fun of you? Just beg and cry to Twitch and they let you off with a slap on the wrist.

This man has no concept of loss and sacrifice. I mean hell, didn't his aunt pass away, and he didn't give a shit? He has never been driven into a corner and forced to escape his comfort zone, and why would he? His "job" provides him the ability to protect himself from the one thing he fears: growing up, and making adult decisions. I've not even the faintest of hope that this man will sacrifice to better improve his position, because this is what he's used to.

When that time comes, though, he's not going to have a choice but to start making sacrifices, and that when the real lols will start. But for now, don't expect this man to make any positive changes.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

No, Phil said she was distracting him while he was playing Nier Automata to which she replied "Well excuse me! I'm sorry my feminine wiles are distracting to you as a man!"



This was the #WheresLeanna saga. Phil asks her "Where you going? Going to uhh..." "Downtown, I'm meeting him at 3:30." "So you'll be back for dinner?"

As long as it doesn't impact her ability to cook his meals....

 

[Wurstbrot]

That'd never happen, because Phil is too comfortable living the way he lives. He complains about the lack of money, the trolls, the bad online rep, and all the other khantent creators doing way better than he is. But he gets to live a child's fantasy of sitting around playing video games while his man-jaw girlfriend cooks and cleans for him. Sacrificing would mean leaving all that behind and venturing into a world that offers him nothing in return and doesn't shield him from outside criticism.

A big part of growing up (at least to me) is that it takes losing something to force you to make big changes in your life. And so far, he's lost nothing. Taxes are coming up? Just beg mommy to pay $4000 for you. Caught masturbating on a livestream? Just laugh it off and deny it forever. Do something fuck up on Twitch like threaten to beat up a kid for making fun of you? Just beg and cry to Twitch and they let you off with a slap on the wrist.

This man has no concept of loss and sacrifice. I mean hell, didn't his aunt pass away, and he didn't give a shit? He has never been driven into a corner and forced to escape his comfort zone, and why would he? His "job" provides him the ability to protect himself from the one thing he fears: growing up, and making adult decisions. I've not even the faintest of hope that this man will sacrifice to better improve his position, because this is what he's used to.

When that time comes, though, he's not going to have a choice but to start making sacrifices, and that when the real lols will start. But for now, don't expect this man to make any positive changes.

I don't necessarily think you have to sacrifice anything, but you have to accept defeat. You can't win any battle and often a battle is won by not heading into it. Phil never learned that, he always has to be the winner on principle and just "deserved it" because he says so, but not because he worked for it to REALLY deserve it. This is the fucking mindset of a child he drives on, I mean it. This is literally how one of my small nephews act, except he slowly learns how to take an L and joke about it. And if you look around, nearly all kids act that way. But 37 year old gout rider fails to grow up and throws himself in any situation which potentially magnets his E+ achievement on the fridge, because someone else was even more bad.

I wouldn't even say a strong ego is at fault, it's the polar opposite. If you are really convinced of yourself you can wipe off any failure, cuz it's no big deal, you will show them next time. No, he has the weakest ego I've ever seen, which isn't difficult because his confidence is made of glass and shatters just by touch. He's only protected by the next weak layer.

(edit: where does those commas came from?)

 

[JackDavis]

This man has no concept of loss and sacrifice. I mean hell, didn't his aunt pass away, and he didn't give a shit?

This is one of the most underrated funny things he's ever done.
His aunt passed away, and he was trying his fucking hardest to act like he was so broken up and sad.
He gets suspended on Twitch and completely forgets any fake sadness he had for her.
Then out of no where he blames his gout on her. "Thanks Aunt."